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Digg Users Without Girlfriends - Do This For Yourself...

duwgu.blogspot.com — So this is in response to the Sappy Love Boy who made one for his Girlfriend. (http://www.digg.com/people/ Hey_Digg_User_Do_This_for_Your_Girlfriend) Well, I thought us Digg Users needed something more real to grasp. Yes. We Love Ourselves...

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  • jeffko387, on 02/25/2008, -7/+198Dugg for appealing to 90% of all Digg users.
    • hektur, on 02/25/2008, -6/+98There is no way that a full 10% of Digg users have girlfriends.
    • dvsbastard, on 02/25/2008, -0/+69Hey, I have a girlfriend... she just doesn't know about us... yet...
    • rurounikengyrl, on 02/25/2008, -0/+5now that's just not encouraging!
    • krizzle, on 02/25/2008, -5/+0Dugg for appealing to 90% of all Digg users with the addition of a "N"

      Fixed
    • Slade605, on 02/25/2008, -0/+8I'm not part of this demographic, I swear, just here for the ads...
    • ishwarchand, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1screw you... for being right
    • liviaokokok, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2I have no boyfriend
      am i part of the 90%?
      • thedr96run, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2I'll be your boyfriend, if you don't cut into my WOW or DIGG time...
        • liviaokokok, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1I play WOW... and i DIGG everytime i get on a PC..
  • matthewconnelly, on 02/25/2008, -2/+83I love me too.
  • adh3isive, on 02/25/2008, -4/+180Oh God, I'm so alone...
    • rabidmonkey1, on 02/25/2008, -7/+13*sniffle*

      I want to go out with this one girl but she has a boyfriend and they are pretty serious... and she lives kinda far away right now... but who knows what the future may hold, right?
      • Prombar, on 02/25/2008, -1/+8don't worry good ol' Jackie will always be there
      • unearth, on 02/25/2008, -2/+2Wrong
      • amanilaenvelope, on 02/25/2008, -3/+4until then its just you and your hand man
        • cor315, on 02/25/2008, -2/+0oh god, what would i do without hands...
        • Slade605, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4I tried to take Palmala Handerson to the prom at my school.
      • HerrEisenheim, on 02/25/2008, -3/+22The future? Well, for them it holds many nights of rough, sweaty sex. For you, not so much. They are probably humping away right now.
        • brentinkc, on 02/25/2008, -2/+2Nice work, friend. I laughed more at that than anything else all day.
      • rabidmonkey1, on 02/25/2008, -3/+3Diggers are cruel and disgusting at times.
      • fkr3, on 02/25/2008, -2/+10They'll be the exception that gets married and lives happily ever after, just to spite you. Life's cool like that.
      • robschraer, on 02/25/2008, -2/+2I think we have all had that kinda of problem at some point in our lives. I've found that the best thing you can do is just buy a hooker... lots of hookers.
      • moush, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2You'll die in the future.
    • Arcesius, on 02/25/2008, -4/+10Hold me.
    • nmnnotmyname, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4...and so is most everyone else here...

      (and me)
    • keithburgun, on 02/25/2008, -10/+1I dont know guys I have a girlfriend and it kicks ass.
      • brentinkc, on 02/25/2008, -0/+22This poor digg user has been alone so long that he's manifested a make-believe girlfriend for himself. Poor bastard....at least he's happy.
      • simpleid, on 02/25/2008, -2/+2digg users with girlfriends... that's kind of like, 'when zombies attack.' ...
    • DukeMojo, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7It's awesome, huh? Not having someone who is constantly asking where you are or where you've been or why are you talking to this girl and what are you getting me for [insert obscure holiday].

      Oh yes, I miss it SO much.
    • daxsymbiont, on 02/25/2008, -1/+3AND IT'S AWESOME.
  • ggping64, on 02/25/2008, -2/+23itd be cool if this came with how-to instructions
    • badjoke, on 02/25/2008, -0/+31Put camera on tripod.
      Set camera to long exposure.
      Grab light pen.
      Draw letter, move, draw letter, move.
      Finish exposure.


      • SohailKhanifar, on 02/25/2008, -0/+8Make sure you turn off the light between letters.
    • jmkiii, on 02/25/2008, -0/+25Profit
      • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 02/25/2008, -8/+4Reading that made Underpants gnomes randomly jump into my head

        Phase One : Collect Underpants
        Phase Two: ?
        Phase Three: Profit.
        • heynoop, on 02/25/2008, -0/+20hi, you must be new. welcome to the internet.
          • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 02/25/2008, -4/+3Sigh
            Once again the happy giddy girly voice in my head does not translate well over digg comments.
            and I'd like to note that it is my voice, not one that I hear....
            ....
            yeah.
          • Hayaemsay, on 02/25/2008, -13/+1(It's from myspace)
    • shark72, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2page with a bit more details on how to do it: http://myphotos.journalspace.com
    • DarkSamus, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2why go outside when you can shop it?
  • HairyGrapeNuts, on 02/25/2008, -28/+2No *****.
  • Lain1k, on 02/25/2008, -4/+36Sure this is not the first time his right hand has shown him some love ^_^

    (Not like mine is unemployed at the moment)
    • allenobendorf, on 02/25/2008, -0/+22I laughed at your first sentence.
      ...
      Then read your second sentence...
    • nmnnotmyname, on 02/25/2008, -5/+1I laughed at both....

      (And if i catch you right am in the same situation. >_>)
  • arbouler, on 02/25/2008, -8/+61or without boyfriends...

    some of us are not straight or female diggers...
    • jdh24, on 02/25/2008, -2/+129Look everyone! Digg is really diverse now! I've counted 3 girls and 1 gay guy over the past 4 months!
      • iamnotrich, on 02/25/2008, -3/+4make that 2 now ...
        and 10% of digg users
        • fkr3, on 02/25/2008, -1/+13Are you saying you're gay, you used to be a girl or both?
    • Lutremi, on 02/25/2008, -9/+63Obligatory OMG A GIRL comment
      • wild, on 02/25/2008, -28/+2Dude, someone failed at raising you.
        • Arcesius, on 02/25/2008, -1/+41You must be new to digg. In this community, behavior like that is smiled upon.
        • nmnnotmyname, on 02/25/2008, -5/+2Yes, you have to remember how little action the vast majority of the geek population gets.
    • sselbor, on 02/25/2008, -2/+76Obligatory OMG A GAY comment
    • nmnnotmyname, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3Yes, but this was really directed toward the other article. And the other article was about something a guy did for his girlfriend.
    • Larz0rz, on 02/25/2008, -3/+35The more rare: OMG A POSSIBLY GAY GIRL comment
    • PPCG4, on 02/25/2008, -1/+13lolgays
    • diskit, on 02/25/2008, -1/+6ATTENTION ALL FEMALE DIGG USERS

      penis
    • dukeochutney, on 02/25/2008, -0/+5gay ppl are gay
    • x4ncars4me, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2Im sure your profile views have drastically increased after that comment.
  • hydratedsquash, on 02/25/2008, -0/+17Sob....I know just what gets me.....I'm such a fool for myself
    • DarkSamus, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1c'mon now, please don't start again
  • EmitStop, on 02/25/2008, -11/+2Digg for the snow on the ground
  • TheBigBad, on 02/25/2008, -1/+51I love myself long time.
  • nsanidy, on 02/25/2008, -11/+3***** -- I thought it was going to say "MASTERBATE" in big, sexy, neon letters.

    It's quite time consuming to take all those frames, line it up right, etc. If you warm up the alter boys dinner you're done in like six minutes -- and you don't have to line up anything but your cream slinger and your blowup dolls wonderful latex mouth. Works every time.
  • latentfallacy, on 02/25/2008, -4/+12I love lamp.
  • Picaroon, on 02/25/2008, -6/+1http://www.break.com/index/roid-head-loves-himself ...
  • piratearggghhh, on 02/25/2008, -38/+10Digg poll: Digg this comment if you have a girlfriend.
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 02/25/2008, -1/+10burry if you dont but you wished you did
      "buried" lol
      • KillaJazzBass, on 02/25/2008, -6/+1I love being a minority, a got pussy this morning.
        • MiamiRox, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7I remember you, you're that douche bag wearing the aviator glasses in your profile picture.
        • noahgelman, on 02/25/2008, -0/+5Ur the kind of douchebag that thinks hes cool with his popped collar arent u? But are you 4 popped collars cool?
  • Majjoodi, on 02/25/2008, -2/+23At least it's not "± LOVE ME"
  • DonJohnTom, on 02/25/2008, -3/+7i show love to myself in a different way
  • SilentSpyder, on 02/25/2008, -12/+6Buried as inaccurate :(
  • Enderplayer1, on 02/25/2008, -2/+11"I'm just so lonely! do you want the rest of the champagen?"
    • stateofdreams, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2Nice Futurama quote...
      • Amadeus2490, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3"It's pronounced 'Sham-pain'."

        AH'GAHHH!! ::crying::
    • the1danimal, on 02/25/2008, -0/+5I suffer from a very sexy learning disability...What do I call it, Kif?

      Ughh, sexlexia
    • diskit, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
      • Amadeus2490, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1She drives like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.

        I may have butchered that quote, so to save myself:

        L-E-E-L-A LEEEELAAA__!
      • KingGorilla, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1If I said you were beautiful would you take off your top and dance around a little
  • StarExtreme, on 02/25/2008, -1/+40Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
    Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
    Caboose: I like me.
  • Archer007, on 02/25/2008, -2/+13Narcissists Anonymous.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 02/25/2008, -8/+13if your a virgin don't worry cause life ***** everyone
  • Sharpezor, on 02/25/2008, -0/+9;_;
  • screwloose45, on 02/25/2008, -2/+20I'm a girl. That's pretty.
  • Tddupre, on 02/25/2008, -3/+2This Was A Success
  • BryanG412, on 02/25/2008, -10/+0Dumbest ***** I have ever seen...
  • msk275, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7you have to make your own happiness.
  • Azap, on 02/25/2008, -0/+8should say "i love my hand"
  • RAEP, on 02/25/2008, -0/+6More important than learning to love yourself: learning not to hate yourself. Everything goes uphill from there.
  • MiamiRox, on 02/25/2008, -0/+22Awww diggers acknowledging they're all alone. This makes me sad.
  • nmnnotmyname, on 02/25/2008, -2/+4I love....
    my PC?
  • HaloZero, on 02/25/2008, -3/+2Damn't just got dumped so this applies to me now.
  • viciv, on 02/25/2008, -2/+1hmm..u gotta use ur hand sometimes..
  • KillaJazzBass, on 02/25/2008, -7/+1Shades of Stuart Smalley, Im good enough, im smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me! Heres a hint, go outside, get off the computer, get up enough nerve to TALK to a female alright? Jesus don't put pussy up on a pedestal.
    • elizabethb221, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3The above steps won't work if you use the word pussy.
  • GhostyBoy, on 02/25/2008, -0/+12Nothing says "I love me" like a fleshlight
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
  • morninglorii, on 02/25/2008, -2/+13Digg Users Without Girlfriends... kind of redundant?
  • digitalxn3, on 02/25/2008, -2/+0God bless my hands.
  • JimXugle, on 02/25/2008, -5/+1My girlfriend thought that the original article was cute.
  • confusionrocks, on 02/25/2008, -2/+1i want to know information on how to actually do this... do i need a special camera? i just got the standard digi cam
    • ElatedPanda, on 02/25/2008, -0/+0You might be able to do it with your camera, other wise its usually done with SLR cameras. There is a shutter speed setting called 'bulb' it will probably just be a 'B' this setting will keep your shutter open for however long you hold the button down. get a friend to hold it down or use like a remote shutter button. this is best done at night. use a light like a cell phone or a brighter more concentrated light like an led light for less time needed. you'll have to play around with spacing and how long you need to keep the shutter open.
      • ElatedPanda, on 02/25/2008, -0/+0Theres also a 'T' setting or time where you push it and it will stay open until you push it again.
  • neocognitism, on 02/25/2008, -3/+1That's GREAT! Thanks, I appreciated that one.

    Heh, models would write that anyway, and do it with $10K of clothes on to boot.
    • krizzle, on 02/25/2008, -1/+4"Heh, models would write that anyway, and do it with $10K of clothes on to boot."

      WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
  • ruffads, on 02/25/2008, -1/+0I feel like want to hug myself!
  • TwoLOUD, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1Mes be single..but its by choice. Preach on brutha preach on!
    • fkr3, on 02/25/2008, -0/+5Faced with only one choice, you made a choice anyway. Congratulations.
    • frankietears, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
  • redxninja, on 02/25/2008, -2/+2But jacking off for too long and it will get old.
  • tehAleksandrRox, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1Oh imagine the children!
  • darthmdh, on 02/25/2008, -1/+2We finally have photographic evidence of the one person who loves Windows ME.

    Finish him!
  • counterplex, on 02/25/2008, -1/+4I had me at hello!
  • Vash3001, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1how do you do it?
  • KoZo, on 02/25/2008, -7/+2Well I love my girlfriend.
  • salazarmark, on 02/25/2008, -6/+0What a redundant title. It's a fact that Digg users don't have girlfriends! Well done on the pic though.
  • AlienAbductee, on 02/25/2008, -4/+3I am a digger and am getting married
  • aiten, on 02/25/2008, -1/+2We did something like this at a party a few months ago, more impressive light, but less legible:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=200760&l=fd4 ...

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