Children and Other WMDs

scrivel.com — For the past 17 years, I’ve had a weapon, and I’ve never been afraid to use her. Meet Weapon X, otherwise knows as the chicklet, my daughter. I realized the power I wielded when the chicklet was young, about 3 or 4, if memory serves. We had made reservations for Easter Brunch at a nice, pricey place. We were early. The line was long...