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- badqat, on 11/01/2009, -0/+70I'm shocked the prosecution didn't bring in a cow to testify. She might have provided moooooooving testimony.
- Ninh, on 11/01/2009, -1/+41They inspected his penis, laughed and dismissed the case for lack of evidence.
- shig, on 11/02/2009, -1/+35Moo means Moo!
Of course, if it didn't want to raped, it shouldn't have worn that skimpy dress. - ileftfark, on 11/01/2009, -1/+31Udderly disgusting!
- A11YND, on 11/02/2009, -0/+28I didn't know a pig could ***** a cow.
ZING! - gankige, on 11/01/2009, -0/+23He only got caught because he deviated from his normal type; pigs.
- OMGSocialism, on 11/02/2009, -0/+22That's no cow, that's his wife!
- pimpofpixels, on 11/02/2009, -2/+22They've been milking this story ever since it grazed the pages of that New Jersy news paper; churning out a steady crop of ***** to anyone they could corral into paying attention, and whoever branded this story newsworthy has a seriously moorose sense of journalistic integrity.
The first time I herd about it, I was in no mood to find out what all the beef was about, but I finally gave in and skimmed over it. How his lawyer managed to butter up the Jury into letting this guy ride, is beyond me. I'd have expected the judge to chuck the book at him, but I'm still on the fence for whether I support with the decision.
It's not like this dude and the cow were in a stable relationship cuddling together. He plowed her like a piece of meat on cowntless occasions before getting carted away. I think that's the part of the story that spurs so much interest. The less cruel it is, the ranchier it becomes.
On the utter hand, It's a cheesy story that we should all probably have ignored in the first place. Mooving on. - DaviDTC, on 11/02/2009, -1/+20It probably is, but he is a cop so it is ok.
- Occidentalist, on 11/01/2009, -0/+18dugg for proper use of the word "buggered".
- inactive, on 11/01/2009, -1/+19Does anyone in their right mind think that a cow would like to be buggered by a human man?
- seltaeb4, on 11/02/2009, -0/+15This gives a whole new meaning to "pulling up in a black & white."
- Countess666, on 11/02/2009, -1/+16unless he's hung like a bull i doubt the cow would even notice actually.
so how can it be animal cruelty? - alanocu, on 11/01/2009, -3/+17My uncle is a farmer in Oklahoma. If he caught someone having sex with one of his cows, he'd pull out his shotgun and shoot the guy. I'm serious. Don't mess with the cow LOL.
- smoger, on 11/02/2009, -1/+14he's a cop.
*of course* charges were dropped.
a couple years ago (also in Jersey), a cop blew through a stop sign(no sirens, no lights) and hit and KILLED a little girl who was walking to the store for her mom. not so much as a traffic ticket. - affcustdetail, on 11/01/2009, -1/+14This is one of those stories that I just don't know what to say. I thought bestiality was a crime everywhere. I live in the south and its even a crime down here.
- dutchguilder2, on 11/02/2009, -0/+12His defense? He thought she was a Newark girl. Stay classy New Jersey.
- skidork, on 11/01/2009, -3/+14I, for one, welcome our cop-cow hybrid overlords!
- fluidfoundation, on 11/02/2009, -1/+12I guess he decided to ***** mor chikin.
- jgreene777, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10Is pork kosher if you mix it with beef?
- sgtpoliteness, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7Don't have a cow, man.
- freakFlag, on 11/02/2009, -2/+9So a 13 year old girl who was raped and pimped murders the man that did that to her gets life in prison without parole and a police officer isn't charged with having sex with cows ... USA COURT SYSTEM FTW!!!
- mishabear, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7That's udderly ridiculous!
- Exekutor, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7Maybe he just missed a comma, man.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6well played sir
- dstz, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6a human man?
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8976/humanman.p ... - InactiveUser, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6Bada boom!
- InactiveUser, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6So the citizen caught performing bestiality is a bad bad person but the police officer - a representative of the law, sworn to protect and serve (no pun jokes) was doing nothing wrong other than accidentally ***** a cow..
"Sorry judge. I was taking a wizz and the cow backed up on me.." - JoeF8577, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6These are generic cow puns that require little to no creativity and are usually copied many times over when ever a cow story hits the frontpage.
How cud you do this? - Barackalypse, on 11/02/2009, -1/+7Where does consent enter into it? The best example I can think of is incest, its still a crime regardless of whether the parties are consenting.
- dtele, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6I think it was a freudian slip... cow boy
- moskrin, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5Well, he *would've* gotten off, if they hadn't stopped him mid-*****.
- billricardi, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5For all of those commenting that they thought it was illegal everywhere, etc etc... As of last year, only 30 states have specific laws that make bestiality illegal.
http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ovuszoophilia.h ...
Even then, the specific act and situation of said act may or may not break that particular state's law. In some places these laws are applied under animal cruelty statues, in others its property damage, in others its public lewdness, etc etc.
So there you go, more than you ever wanted to know! - pimpofpixels, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5I could only accept this rationale if it could be proven that the man had beefriended her prior to their scandalous rendezvous.
- banderwocky, on 11/02/2009, -1/+6"bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey." WTF.
- PeaceShot, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4@OMGSocialism
Still a cow. - almeida37, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4We're milking this joke for all it's worth.
- stonebear, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4I have mixed feelings on this. It bothers me that he probably got off simply because he's a cop. But I'm glad the charges were dropped, as bestiality is victimless; a misdemeanor at best. And that's not to mention that it's also the height of hypocrisy in a society in which industrial agriculture is practiced. Raise them knee deep in *****, and butcher them alive if you want; as long as you make some effort to keep the ***** off the meat while you are doing it. But God help you if you ***** one.
- kylescousin, on 11/01/2009, -4/+8To all PETA members: we do NOT make love to animals to show how much we love them!
- buckrogers1965, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4Finally, he will be able to moooooooooooove on now.
- norsurfit, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4I wonder what his nickname on the force is going to be from now on....
- gttim, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4I hope he likes cows, cause I am thinking he may have a little trouble getting a human date in that neighborhood, seeing how it was all over the papers. Anywhere he goes in that town, people are going to be pointing at him and saying "Look, the cow *****."
- rmxz, on 11/02/2009, -2/+5I'm not surprised he got off. Farmers who use artificial insemination on cows never get brought up on similar charges, though it's probably about the same annoying to the cows.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3WTF I live here and this is news to me!
- chrisk9, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3Truly bovine analysis
- gizram84, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3he let the animal "taste his genitals"
that's an odd way to put it. - MAXAMOUS, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3***** YOU COW!!!!!! > <
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254165 - mishabear, on 11/02/2009, -1/+4Does anyone in their right mind think that somone who buggers a cow CARES?
- moskrin, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3animals have teeth. even if I didn't think that was gross, I'd be WAY too terrified to try it.
- eKalb33, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3A cow.
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