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- The_Tate, on 04/22/2009, -10/+194This just creeps me out.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -15/+188Translation: "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!"
- BingoPower, on 04/22/2009, -15/+184This is wrong on many levels:
1) Kids are the best mimics you'll find. That child has obviously been forced to go to this televangelical ***** from age 0. The baby is copying the ***** it had to sit through.
2) Baby speak-translation "Send Money Now, or ***** Will Happen To You". - temujin2012, on 04/21/2009, -12/+152Either:
A) Future Baptist
B) Totally disillusioned by super-religious parents & becomes Atheist - musicforus, on 04/22/2009, -4/+87I know that was supposed to be cute and funny, but that scared the ***** out of me.
- mdoerr, on 04/22/2009, -7/+66I think he's saying the same thing most preachers say.
- gllopc, on 04/22/2009, -2/+57I thought the same thing. It's very Hitler'esque.
Preachers and those who think highly of them should take note of this. - Skibadoweebop, on 04/22/2009, -3/+52He sounds about as logical as a real preacher
- CaptainNoPants, on 04/22/2009, -5/+53Gotta get 'em while they're young.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -7/+52Already brainwashed.
- EvilDweeb, on 04/22/2009, -1/+40C) Starts new cult, marries 25 two-year-olds, has stand-off with FBI, dies in grisly shootout in daycare center
- doingallright, on 04/22/2009, -5/+43Makes as much sense as any adult preacher
- Gonefission, on 04/22/2009, -2/+39I know I heard a Sieg Heil in there somewhere.
- zmigliozzi, on 04/22/2009, -7/+38Someone beat the demons out of this child.
- blangley, on 04/22/2009, -13/+42Is it to late to Abort?
- CrankMyBlueSax, on 04/21/2009, -7/+36B.2) ... and gay.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -4/+31Awwwww. How cute. A little religious fanatic...
- GitmoAnMo, on 04/22/2009, -0/+27Yes, it means praise to Allah
so... Muslim = Terrorist? Use your ***** brain. - guyinjapan, on 04/22/2009, -0/+26Actually it's an Arabic phrase that literally means "God is the greatest," and normal Muslims use it too, not just "Terrorist." But hey, they all look alike, so why distinguish right? Dumbass.
- 1iProd, on 04/22/2009, -3/+29...what the ***** did I just watch?
- DrVic, on 04/22/2009, -3/+28While I don't really like what the kid is doing, molestation is never the answer.
- gllopc, on 04/22/2009, -1/+25Yup - nothing.
- Dreeon, on 04/22/2009, -0/+21For the record, don't misconstrue my reference to Allahu Akbar as me making some kind of terrorist joke. It was a tongue-in-cheek at the thought of a small child using the phrase at a Christian shindig.
Unlike Kasiola, I know that Muslim does not equal terrorist. - smokinDND, on 04/22/2009, -1/+22i think the kid was just being a comedian and showing to the audience how stupid the preacher looks.
- Dreeon, on 04/22/2009, -5/+26Was it just me or did it sound like he was trying to saying, "Allāhu Akbar?"
Definitely looked like a few attempts at a Zigheil as well...this child needs help! - ziffel, on 04/22/2009, -1/+19A victim of fundamentalism.
- muzfuz, on 04/22/2009, -2/+19The "...and gay" thing can also work under A.
See: Ted Haggard, and probably many other of these fools. - jamesmcjamesmc, on 04/22/2009, -2/+19Everyone should watch the movie "Marjoe"
It won best documentary at the oscars in the 70's
It has really good music, live church music, amazing stuff better than you would think.
Enlightening, scary, and funny.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjoe
You can get it from netflix. There are also videos of the young and adult Marjoe on youtube. Marjoe was conducting weddings at 8! This guy was a child preacher who goes on to to tell the story about how he was trained to do that and then grew up in the family business of evangelical preaching and how much of it was a scam. How frightening that grown people would take the spasms of a toddler as some sign of God's word and presence. - charlietuna, on 04/22/2009, -2/+19Evangelicals speak in tongues, which they say are something like the words of angels. The crowd believes this child is speaking heavenly words from beyond. I think he's a great pastafarian prophet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossolalia - sirjoebob, on 04/22/2009, -2/+18The funny thing about this is the kid, the scary thing is the adults who think this kid is speaking in tongues, etc.
- oldcrows40, on 04/22/2009, -5/+21I guess we know what tapes the parents have been showing that child.
- thezackisback89, on 04/22/2009, -1/+15Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Winter for Poland and France - floppytaco, on 04/22/2009, -1/+14Lighten up dude it was a joke. Buried and reported you just to balance everything out.
- ManUnitdFan, on 04/22/2009, -5/+18This just makes me sad more than anything. Already it's pretty obvious that kid has no chance of any independent thought regarding faith and religion. He's going to be brought up in what I can only assume is a "fire and brimstone" church, and he'll go on the rest of his life believing everything he was told without ever questioning any of it.
- operasara, on 04/22/2009, -4/+17That's so creepy. I wonder how many terrifying sermons that kids heard.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -10/+22I don't see how fillings the heads of precious innocent impressionable children with disturbing stories of hell and damnation and devils and eternal suffering isn't tantamount to child abuse
Reasonable, logical thinking people shouldn't have to tip toe through Christian's psychotic brand of ***** - xDynaBlade, on 04/22/2009, -2/+14Obviously.
- LargeStack, on 04/22/2009, -5/+17Another one bites the dust.
- xDynaBlade, on 04/22/2009, -1/+13Right because all Muslims are terrorists. Way to be part of the ***** problem, *****.
- sirjoebob, on 04/22/2009, -0/+12it isn't a catholic church....
- Rain12913, on 04/22/2009, -1/+12Expressing himself? No, children at that age imitate the behavior they see in adults in order to bring about the response they see the original performers of the behavior receive. Like BingoPower said, this kid has most definitely sat through many, many sermons of that nature, and since he/she hasn't yet learned language, he/she believes the behavior simply consists of standing there and yelling incoherently while waving one's fist.
I think it's safe to say that some of us still believe that to be the case even though we've acquired language. - Chooxo, on 04/22/2009, -0/+11I certainly hope not, as "semon" isn't a word.
- room23, on 04/22/2009, -16/+27I hate Evangelical idiots more than anything because they ruin it for the rest of us that are intelligent and open-minded. Everytime I see someone doubting evolution, stating the 7 day creation garbage, and the 6,000 year old Earth, it makes me feel sorry for those people.
Honestly, I believe God exists in some form, but nothing that we'll ever be able to understand and explain. The Bible is nothing more but a collection of metaphorical books written over hundreds of years by people to describe what they knew back then. It has no use now other than to give modern science something to disprove.
I wish all religious people would stop holding on to old information and habits just for the sake of tradition and the fear of displeasing the Lord. I personally feel that people like Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin are people not set out to disprove God's existence, like some religious people claim, but to disprove the delusional ideas that most religious people have. - linagee, on 04/22/2009, -1/+12Baby is imitating what he sees on stage. A bunch of pointless yelling.
- runningraleigh, on 04/22/2009, -5/+15C) Future Republican Vice Presidential Nominee
- muzfuz, on 04/22/2009, -0/+10I think the kid gets it!
Get on stage, mumble a bunch of unintelligible garbage, and people will love you for it, and probably even give you their money.
Come on people, he's a little entrepreneur in the making! - tavallai, on 04/22/2009, -4/+14Because even Pedobear wouldn't want to stick his dick in a tainted piece of meat like that.
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- YoWhatDaFuxUp, on 04/22/2009, -2/+11not in china
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