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- Maurina, on 07/30/2008, -33/+506"Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans."
Godspeed. - ElGanyan, on 07/30/2008, -13/+433Will his infant son's only weakness be Diebold voting machines?
- Innisskillin, on 07/30/2008, -3/+255He will come back with green hair, blue skin, 5 powerful elemental rings and a catchy theme song.
- ubernoggin, on 07/30/2008, -11/+252Gore-Al!
- inactive, on 07/30/2008, -8/+202He will end up on krypton and be 1000 times weaker than normal human.
then it will get blown up. - inactive, on 07/30/2008, -5/+156Pure Win, Onion.
- NeoCortex, on 07/30/2008, -1/+99And his arch-nemesis: Hanging Chad
- bicyclethief, on 07/30/2008, -1/+78* The rocket carrying his infant son averages 212 miles per gallon with a top speed of 34 miles per hour.
- VigRoco, on 07/30/2008, -18/+84Too bad Bush, Cheney, and Condi are also traveling through space in an inter-dimensional prison. I am sure they will run into each other on that distant planet...
(kneel before Bush!) - XombieRobot, on 07/30/2008, -6/+72Excelsior!!
- Roland1232, on 07/30/2008, -7/+62Take me with you!
- YodaJones, on 07/30/2008, -5/+56Moments after launch Al Gore thought to himself: "I probably should have packed little Algore some food and drink".
- Brownds, on 07/30/2008, -15/+63Or how about no politicians at all. I don’t see how Dems are doing us any better.
- inactive, on 07/30/2008, -12/+51Kal-Al's Earth physiology will react to the radiation of a differently colored sun, causing him to develop abilities far beyond those of mortal men
- FredFredrickson, on 07/30/2008, -0/+39Captain Planet nerd ahoy!
- jsully, on 07/30/2008, -4/+42He read the article.
- n1eb, on 07/30/2008, -5/+42To me it looks more like a futuristic barbeque than a rocket.
- cmakvaca, on 07/30/2008, -3/+39*****, I read that headline and assumed it was the nytimes
- xadamxwaltonx, on 07/30/2008, -3/+39GAIA gave the kids the rings... just sayin'.
- Relentl3ss, on 07/30/2008, -1/+34I kneel before bush every opportunity I get...
- MadOgre, on 07/30/2008, -1/+25Looks like he's putting the baby on a BBQ grill.
- auburntygur, on 07/30/2008, -3/+23You should watch more South Park.
- wtfersk8s, on 07/30/2008, -16/+34http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8mnvdb-Ac
- n1eb, on 07/30/2008, -4/+22...darned technology won't let me delete an accidental double-post...
- vbullinger, on 07/30/2008, -1/+19Sounds like my Kia Rio.
- cusoman, on 07/30/2008, -5/+22The power is yours!
- bernardo202, on 07/30/2008, -7/+23well, at least his son won't have to worry about manbearpig!
and the Onion roxxors! - daifeichu, on 07/30/2008, -0/+16Yes, we really have rockets that will go to another world with a baby inside.
- SpyDerMann, on 07/31/2008, -0/+15Ah, I found it.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/Bizarro.asp?date ... - PeppermintPig, on 07/30/2008, -5/+20Lex Luthor Protip: A pendant of coal keeps Gore-Al and his son Kal-Al at a safe distance so you may accomplish your evil schemes.
- dignan2681, on 07/31/2008, -0/+15I see what you mean there.
I apologize. - Demener, on 07/30/2008, -4/+18Watch more South Park then get back to us.
- banmaster, on 07/30/2008, -0/+13Its a Gore-B-Q
- Leprince, on 07/30/2008, -4/+17They always manage to fool me for a second, then I see where it comes from.
- iamdak, on 07/30/2008, -2/+15We can only hope Hanging Chad doesn't discover the power Carbonite has over Gore-Al's only son.
- akchrs, on 07/30/2008, -23/+35His son's only weakness will be mineral Truthtonite.
- silenttyper, on 07/31/2008, -1/+12Is "heart" even an element?
- petebot, on 07/30/2008, -1/+12@auburntygur: You're right, I should.
- vbullinger, on 07/30/2008, -2/+12In case anyone needs a cursory review of the evidence about the corruption in our election process to understand what ElGanyan is talking about:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-596567094 ...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4463776866 ...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-897187912 ... - bnorman, on 07/31/2008, -0/+9Protect the environment, or I'll ***** kill you!
- Hero0fTime, on 07/30/2008, -1/+10He wrapped his only son in a cloth that will eventually be his cape for years to come.
- typicalusername, on 07/30/2008, -5/+14We just need a Corporate Guy by day, crime fighter by night, and an Amazon crime fighter and we gots us the Superfriends!
- DontThinkSo, on 07/30/2008, -3/+12Captain Planet, he's our hero
- linuxpenguin, on 07/30/2008, -4/+13No, he'll have to come back to defeat his father's archnemesis - Manbearpig.
- ChristianDKSD, on 07/31/2008, -5/+13And no manbearpig!
- MooseTaag, on 07/30/2008, -2/+11Bet, you don't know how to use commas.
- IVIrMP3, on 07/30/2008, -14/+23Former President Elect, Al Gore.
- audiophiliac, on 07/30/2008, -5/+13Wasn't Gore's dad a tobacco farmer?
- spider256, on 07/31/2008, -0/+8Gonna take pollution down to zero
- mllawso, on 07/31/2008, -0/+7Earth!
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