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- bluenile, on 11/01/2009, -1/+80No, I am them, You am them? Yes, I am them
- Elsewhere42, on 11/01/2009, -0/+44An ethical drunk driver... there's got to be some irony somewhere in there.
- DirtyVicar, on 11/02/2009, -0/+26Awesome "web reporting" there. Just one clip and no backstory.
I did some Googling around and found the news article here:
http://www.wqow.com/Global/story.asp?S=11415190 - Chris_F, on 11/02/2009, -4/+26She am stupid.
- Burento, on 11/01/2009, -0/+22People probably think their honesty will lead to them being better off. Realize your drinking was a little much and need help, so you call the police. Then you are in jail... Some help that was.
- StinkyTool, on 11/02/2009, -1/+16In before facepalm.
- faceless323, on 11/02/2009, -2/+17But who was phone?
- Chompy, on 11/02/2009, -1/+15Her being in jail helps her and anyone she might have killed with her reckless driving.
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..................................., - allisonV12, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10Dispatcher: Clark County 911
Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road...
Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going?
Mary Strey: They are going, um...
Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?
Mary Strey: Towards Granton
Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or...
Mary Strey: No, I am them
Dispatcher: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them
Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes
Did I miss the details,was she arrested,did she do time,what did she have to pay in fines?
Was that it?
Lame - disgruntled, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8first off its spelled 'Nominee'
secondly
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
unfortunately neither happened here so no award :( - theonlywizdum, on 11/02/2009, -1/+8Only if she dies.
- heavyj1970, on 11/02/2009, -1/+6pics or it didn't happen
- diggdong, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5Above link has the complete phone call. Over.
- XorpheusX, on 11/02/2009, -4/+9No, John, you ARE the demons.
- manitoba98xp, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4A quick Google search reveals that the two cities mentioned (Granton and Neillsville) are in Clark County, Wisconsin.
- levi88, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3I sense that a new meme will be born.
- plutohn, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3I guess her being at home would achieve as much. Shouldn't have one size fits all solutions. That's just easy.
- Bangaarang, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3Mom?
- appleseed1234, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2And then John was a zombie.
- anthropodeus, on 11/02/2009, -4/+6it was the responder that made the grammatical error.
- devobergso, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2thank you wisconsin
- LonesomeFighter, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2or they could be proud of those who don't drive drunk instead
- ToxicTexan, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1Eau Claire (WQOW)
- lolwatermelon, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1"Only if she dies."
You do not have to die to get a Darwin, you just have to make it so you can't ever reproduce. - Hota, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1I don't hate all cops, lawyers, politicians and preachers...just the ones that break the law and think that they are above enforcement. If you're going to vountarily break the law, don't get pissed if you get caught - regardless if someone snitched you out.
- johnwayne1, on 11/02/2009, -1/+2Yea, thought it looked wrong on spelling. Thanks.
- goobly, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1Yeah, and we should round up all the stupid people, transport them to camps, and execute them in huge gas chambers.
- shadowq8, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1The stupid things you can do when you are drunk...
- ElAmo, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1Anyone know which Clark County this is?
- theonlywizdum, on 11/02/2009, -0/+1Really? How could you tell?
- suhredayan, on 11/02/2009, -1/+1all drunk drivers should be proud of her
- Hota, on 11/02/2009, -3/+3You know who I hate more than snitches? ***** people who think they have a right to break the law and get away with it...and people that don't know how to use an apostrophe correctly.
- Cannonballkid, on 11/02/2009, -1/+1yes a n00b at driving drunk. I guess an elite driver would have killed someone /s
- skews13, on 11/02/2009, -3/+3So that must mean you really hate cops? And lawyers? And politicians? And preachers? And little twerps who point out other peoples grammar errors like you're their mother?
- inactive, on 11/02/2009, -0/+0Yeah why this may seem honorable all you would have to do is pull over which she would have to do anyway to get arrested. Stupid.
- affcustdetail, on 11/02/2009, -2/+1Wow! I thought the last digg article had someone stupid in it. This lady by far takes the cake. Once again this is proof positive why we need to have breeding restrictions in place.. Although if there weren't stupid people I would probably have nothing to laugh at all day long.
- theonlywizdum, on 11/02/2009, -7/+2You am stupid?
- Gigglecream, on 11/02/2009, -6/+0n00b
- johnwayne1, on 11/02/2009, -8/+1Nominy for Darwin Award?
- Adelhas, on 11/02/2009, -13/+3Epic fail.
- biliabong6, on 11/02/2009, -12/+2Actually this was a mischief night prank and there were 30 kids waiting with eggs to lure the cops out. The cops only wound up catching 2 of the kids and the two cop cars were completely covered in egg.
- morrislevy, on 11/02/2009, -13/+3All aboard the fail boat!
- pstroll, on 11/02/2009, -14/+2Does her maiden name end in "ski" ?
- skews13, on 11/02/2009, -16/+3While drunk driving certainly shouldn't be condoned. She should have just pulled off the road, and called someone to come get her. On the otherhand, anyone who's so much of a snitch, that they actually snitch on themselve's, deserves anything that happens to them. The only thing i hate more than a drunk driver is a ***** snitch. I bet her family members watch what they say around her.
- DraculaConte, on 11/01/2009, -17/+0yeah, she is a certain candidate for darwin awards.



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