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7 Things Obama Could Do To Ensure His Nerd Legacy

toplessrobot.com — No praise, criticism or politics here -- just some ways that our first nerd president could be even more nerdy.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 17, 2009

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  • HailfireX, on 07/17/2009, -1/+228. Register for Digg where he will be among a sea of nerds.
  • cmcagle, on 07/17/2009, -2/+10I'm no fan of the man, but christ dude, didn't you read the tagline?

    "No praise, criticism or politics here -- just some ways that our first nerd president could be even more nerdy."

    This is why we can't have nice things.
  • enantiodromia, on 07/17/2009, -1/+9bust root on Kim Jong-Il's mail server, using only remote exploits, then post passwords to 4chan
  • Ninh, on 07/17/2009, -1/+811. Play ***** bingo during a cabinet session.
  • marcb83, on 07/17/2009, -2/+812. After a full withdraw of Iraq uttering "we pwnd these noobs."
  • Spamcan, on 07/17/2009, -2/+8He could develop comprehensive strategies to deal with the threat of zombies, vampires, robots, aliens, super villains and giant radioactive ants.

    Also, change the national anthem to "America, ***** Yeah".
  • KibblesnBitts, on 07/17/2009, -0/+6I hate when the defender rolls first and gets 2 sixes.....so futile
  • woofers07, on 07/17/2009, -1/+6Kinda lame.
  • Chahrlie5, on 07/17/2009, -2/+7He already did that with his baseball "throw".
  • DoubleyouTeeEff, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5With that realization, you are now uncool again.
  • jonpirtle, on 07/17/2009, -2/+6dugg for the thumbnail being from my hometown...go Metropolis IL!
  • DarthVolta, on 07/17/2009, -2/+6Those aren't nerdy. USB is just a common acronym. The others are just mind-numbing buzzwords.
  • hellengineer, on 07/17/2009, -5/+9Use Risk to Decide Military Policy. Isn't that what they are doing already?
  • lamejoketeller, on 07/17/2009, -1/+5most of these are ***** awful ideas...I was hoping for something more along the lines of "Push net neutrality legislation" or "use open-source software at government offices"
  • inactive, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3that's my dad, every frickin time. it's disgusting playing risk with him.
  • coraleaterlinda, on 07/17/2009, -1/+3Never thought I'd see the day when being a nerd meant you were cool. Hey wait, now I'm cool!
  • Meocross, on 07/17/2009, -1/+3Damit its just a pair of pants, while i do agree that the way the jeans extend to the upper waist is nerdish.
  • DarthVolta, on 07/17/2009, -2/+3I'm so tired of this argument. He's been in office for 6 months.

    I love this delusional reality that the irrational Obama critics seem to live in, where he has singlehandedly plunged us into this recession (even though we were already in it when he took office) and where our country is somehow turning to socialism and fascism at the same time because of a proposed tax on the ultra rich that is well below historical norms.
  • MechaMurloc, on 07/17/2009, -2/+3Looks like someone could use a nap....
  • awinters, on 07/17/2009, -2/+3Despite the Mom jeans and Vulcan greeting, the dude still has more swagger than any other world leader so I'm not feeling the nerd vibe. The ears are god-given, so they don't count.
  • Ninh, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Indeed. He yells ***** whenever Hillary opens her mouth.
  • chadisawesome, on 07/17/2009, -3/+4d&d on the white house lawn
  • wastelander, on 07/17/2009, -3/+4He graduated magna cum laud from Harvard law school.
  • NJank, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1better: LARP on the white house lawn
  • alanocu, on 07/17/2009, -1/+213. Let Cheney take over while he's still on the training wheels.
  • inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+2Yep, six months and he's quadruped the deficit. That's scary.
  • dbz253, on 07/17/2009, -2/+3you are thinking about a different generation. i know plenty of incredibly intelligent computer nerds who got terrible grades in school.
  • arownious, on 07/17/2009, -1/+2Isn't that how he determines foreign policy?
  • j0en, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1Okay I don't like calling people racist for not liking Obama. But this is just straight up ***** racism. You would not bring this up if ***** Reagan had done it or if McCain smoked some dope in Vietnam. ***** you and your irrelevant ***** racist comments. And even if he did sell dope to go through school he still graduated Magna Cum Laude
  • NJank, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1tell that to the kid who grows up being picked on for big ears. nicknames, wedgies, lunch table selection. it all could come down to those ears.
  • andrewtheart, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1Coincidentally, I have a list of 9999999999999999999999 trivial things that various different people should do for no real reason. Unfortunately, they don't have the time or the patience to do purposeless things when they could be working, raising their kids, or erm, trying to fix the U.S. healthcare system. (Obama is on my list, you guessed it).
  • Stevanoski, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1Not many sold dope to pay their way through college.
  • WasabiBomb, on 07/17/2009, -7/+7Obama hatred is disgusting. It's funny how you don't get that this entire article is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek.
  • Stevanoski, on 07/17/2009, -2/+2His remarks do tend to lead one to believe he truly hates America. Go figure.

    http://dnhunter.newsvine.com/_news/2009/03/26/2603 ...
    Why Does Obama's Teleprompter Hate America?
  • fishshogun, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1What he should do is stop in our odd looking convention center here in San Diego and pick himself up a whole new crew next week. He'd be better off.
  • inactive, on 07/17/2009, -5/+4Or he could not worry about his "nerd legacy", and instead focus on not ***** up this country more than he already has.

    In fact I think he's already ruined his legacy by demonstrating his lack of understanding of words like "deficit" and "trillion".
  • error2k2, on 07/17/2009, -2/+1Give orders by saying "Make it so!".
  • americanoboy, on 07/17/2009, -3/+2maybe you should've read the whole article instead of the tagline. even if you have trouble reading more than a sentence, the first picture on the site pretty much summarizes the nuthugging that followed.
  • XTomTomX, on 07/17/2009, -2/+0I don't care if Gi Joe blows donkeys.
    I'm STILL getting the figures.
  • Boucheau, on 07/17/2009, -7/+2He ought to be worried about his leftist tyrant legacy.

    The Kenyan is the first anti-American POTUS we've ever had.

    But don't mind the economy thing. The anti-capitalist democRATS will save us.

    Everyone knows that you don't need capitalism for a good economy so let's tax and squeeze the throats of business people and prosper, baby!

    It's insane!

    Eat the rich and it's likely to be your last meal, you parasitical dunces!
  • DavidNiven, on 07/17/2009, -8/+2Actually, to be a nerd technically, one had to get good grades in school. Nevertheless, Obama could...

    8. Wear a pocket protector with his special "change" logo.

    9. Rip open his shirt during a press conference to show off his Wonder Woman Underoos.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underoos

    10. Program his teleprompters with nerdy verbosities such as "USB", "synergy", "throughput", and "paradigm shifting".
  • americanoboy, on 07/17/2009, -16/+6obama worship is disgusting. it's funny how just yesterday everyone was screaming how bad he was for hiding evidence for bush and supporting bush's programs, though.

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