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- cventura, on 07/25/2008, -3/+201Maybe he was hungry... you know what I mean OO
- viveknarain, on 07/25/2008, -1/+174Junk food, women, and a coloring book. Yet it some how makes sense.
- bobcoyote, on 07/26/2008, -1/+147He probably just missed his mommy, went to see her at work.
- acroyear2, on 07/26/2008, -3/+128He stole some gum, a soda, and went down to hooters...
And thus a great man is born. - DaClamp, on 07/25/2008, -8/+123titties.
- Ceaser57, on 07/26/2008, -3/+96Pep Boys watches 5 year old walk in alone and steal gum..... no response.
Steals soda at gas station.... no one notices.
As soon as he gets to Hooters the cops gets called and they even have a coloring book to keep him occupied.
Hooters = responsibility? wtf? - Surferess, on 07/25/2008, -11/+102Maybe he thought it was Dr Seuss. You know, Horton Hears a Hooter?
- allodude, on 07/26/2008, -2/+69No kidding. Their wings are delicious!
- V1ncent, on 07/26/2008, -0/+66Proof that 5 year olds have a priority system:
1. Jailbreak
2. Roadtrip
3. Get gum and soda at all costs
4. Pretty Girls. - Zenham, on 07/25/2008, -0/+55I'm a bit confused by their "Related Stories" box at the bottom of the page...
Hillary Clinton's Agenda for the Working Family
Hillary Clinton's Remarks at Hunter College in New York
Barack Obama's Remarks in Virginia Ahead of Potomac Primaries
Poll: Pet Owners Back McCain
Hillary Clinton Speech On The Economy
Sooooo... said 5-year-old was on his way to a political rally? - makeboomboom, on 07/25/2008, -1/+55smart kid.
- NaziHatinChimp, on 07/26/2008, -2/+55They spoke of a one that would bring balance to the force...
- inactive, on 07/25/2008, -2/+54( . Y . )
- Denneval, on 07/26/2008, -3/+54Kids and their meth.
- requiem4themind, on 07/26/2008, -2/+46When I read the title of this post, I thought it was from TheOnion.
- epsilonbass, on 07/26/2008, -1/+36Or this is how it really happend.
Pep Boy's: Sir we found your son wandering around.
Dad: Guess he's your problem....
Gas Station: Sir, we found your son wandering around, and he's drinking empty calories.
Dad: Meh.
Hooters: Sir, this is hooters....
Dad: Hooters! I'll be right over! - Disease, on 07/26/2008, -2/+35He's living the life.
- picpak, on 07/26/2008, -0/+29The kid knows what he wants to learn.
- DonCreech, on 07/26/2008, -0/+26Certainly a young man that appreciates the finer things in life.
- NaziHatinChimp, on 07/26/2008, -1/+26I gotta say that from the first two places he had to steal and no one called police. Then, at a place that a lot of people would bash, the girls noticed the problem and called police and gave him nourishment. People can bash Hooters all they want but your kid is safer there than they are in a lot of places.
- JCH897, on 07/26/2008, -2/+25They must have run out of milk at the daycare center ; )
- MrFurious2k, on 07/26/2008, -0/+22Wow... pimpin' is hard when you're young.
- scoottie, on 07/26/2008, -1/+23they start younger every generation
- hdar3415, on 07/25/2008, -2/+23There was no Hooters when I was five, but if there were, that's where I would have spent kindergarten.
- ichristina, on 07/26/2008, -1/+21Wow they need to close down that daycare ASAP.
- FullMetalNIN, on 07/26/2008, -0/+19man's natural instinct kicking in
- rtgordon, on 07/26/2008, -0/+18That kid had to know what he was doing. He passed several places before ending up at Hooters and it was a pretty long walk. He also crossed highway 77 (Dallas Drive) to get there, which is a busy four lane road!
- Hartley1942, on 07/26/2008, -2/+20Your at Hooters. On the internet. :sigh:
- ipek, on 07/26/2008, -0/+17My man!
- gtownplaya, on 07/26/2008, -0/+17Another kid with his priorities straight
- jjohnstn, on 07/26/2008, -0/+14I think what Ceaser57 meant was why someone at Pep Boys or gas station didn't notify police first.
Could it be the motherly instinct of the majority of females working at Hooters kick in? - inactive, on 07/26/2008, -1/+14and this is strange because?
- diemunkiesdie, on 07/26/2008, -0/+13Read Ceaser57's comment again. It saying that out of all the stores/places the boy went too, only Hooters did the responsible thing by contacting the authorities. Seriously, how could you not get that?
- obsolite, on 07/26/2008, -2/+14If Hooters is a political rally, at least I have more optimism for the future of this nation.
- kkeith02, on 07/26/2008, -0/+12The little man had a mission.
- NipGrip, on 07/26/2008, -0/+12I agree.. As if it's not bad enough you're letting some $10 an hour people raise your kids for you, they can't even keep track of them to the point they'll be found walking around one of the most busy areas of town.. And there's a few parents defending the place saying the 5 year old should be held responsible, not the people *responsible* for watching a 5 year old. A 5 YEAR OLD.
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -3/+14Was the kid called Glen by any chance?
Giggidy. - acroyear2, on 07/26/2008, -0/+11The only "wet dreams" five year olds have aren't the kind that are preferable.
- Ibox, on 07/26/2008, -2/+12It's good to be a gangstah'
- acroyear2, on 07/26/2008, -1/+11"lame" on digg is normally good enough.
- Myonosken, on 07/26/2008, -0/+10Angry *****?
- jacktheripperr, on 07/26/2008, -0/+10(. Y . Y .)
...? - venuspcs, on 07/26/2008, -1/+10Good food, Good *****, Good Milk and NO ***** NAP TIME........every 5 yr. old boys wet dream right there.
- CoronaVegas, on 07/26/2008, -0/+8A 5-year old that craves hot wings, who knew?
- Quicksilver4648, on 07/26/2008, -0/+8( . )(.)
- EllimistX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+8That hooker on Mars?
- farfromsubtl, on 07/26/2008, -2/+10I don't know what you mean. Please explain.
- Xeller, on 07/27/2008, -0/+7( ' T ' )
That's what happens when you get plastic surgery. - Ibox, on 07/26/2008, -0/+7When father was reached for comment, all he could say is, " Thats my Boy!!!"
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