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- Landeyda, on 01/26/2008, -3/+98Oh Chandelier. It's so cute when fat girls think they can be choosers.
- liah, on 01/26/2008, -0/+40Am I the only one who feels bad for Danny? :(
- Tyrghast, on 01/26/2008, -1/+34Props for danny being honest, that way no one is tricked into keeping those genes in the pool.
- weeFred, on 01/26/2008, -0/+28The craziest thing Danny ever done was run across the road without looking..... yeah we could tell. Look both ways kids.
- theOster, on 01/26/2008, -1/+23the author is an idiot. it's quite clear that danny is not right. and to actually write "Unfortunately Danny’s strength is doing a rather serviceable impression of a man with a traumatic head injury." is IMHO fairly tasteless (not to mention really obtuse).
the rest of the article was just stupid. these weren't dating profiles (except for sam and danny). horrible. - dotlizard, on 01/26/2008, -1/+20i kept looking around to see if i was reading the onion. yikes.
- VIrus9, on 01/26/2008, -1/+18I'm kind of surprised Esquire didn't do a little more research on their subjects. If they had, they might have realized that "Sam" is actually actor Dennis Hurley.
Here's his imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1922875/
You can see the short film in which he plays Sam at http://www.myspace.com/perfectprofile - endrid, on 01/26/2008, -1/+17Please internets... give us more people that we can laugh at to make us feel better about our own lives!! American Idol on youtube, idiots breaking their necks on break, and vulnerable people, some on the verge of mental retardation, seeking love through one of the only apparent means left, the internets.
- BeerRules, on 01/26/2008, -1/+17Thank god I wear black shoes, now if only I can find a hip-hip ring tone, like from one of those apple commercials. Oh and I'm over 5'11.
- betrayed, on 01/26/2008, -0/+13Hello, my future girlfriend,
- bud38, on 01/26/2008, -1/+13Qualities in a lady, let's see, I look for........ features.
I think is what he's saying is, No Fat Chicks. - ChileanGoD, on 01/26/2008, -0/+12I was hoping for someone to say "i'll put on my robe and wizard hat"
- MistySteele, on 01/26/2008, -0/+12My first reaction at seeing the title - There are only five?
- Timmyftw, on 01/26/2008, -2/+13The glasses and the black will do that. Check on myspace, tons of fat chicks wear big glasses to cover their fat faces and then wear black and only be on camera from the shoulder up.
- inactive, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11The first one mentions a myspace profile ( http://myspace.com/perfectprofile ) which has a video of him going on a date and killing the girl. I'd say that ones a fake to promote the video.
- sq2shooter, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11Attn ladies: Just because Paris wears big stupid glasses, does not mean that if you wear them you will look attractive. You will look like a douche.
- Thrilltone, on 01/26/2008, -0/+11I was expecting worse. C'mon, I know they're out there. Links!
Speaking of online dating douchebags... remember JFP ?
http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com - Hoogs, on 01/26/2008, -0/+10Do you just copy other people's comments and use them as your own?
That's really, really low dude... - blackjack75, on 01/26/2008, -0/+10Me too but I am smart enough to write it in a subcomment that gets hidden by default and desperate.
- benroy, on 01/26/2008, -1/+10"1.21 Gigawatts!? 1.21 Gigawatts!? Great Scott!!"
-Sam - fixty, on 01/26/2008, -1/+10This is the best dating video profile:
http://view.break.com/333231 - themic, on 01/26/2008, -1/+9"The craziest thing I've done, crossing the street without looking"
THAT'S SICK ***** you've done Danny - inactive, on 01/26/2008, -1/+9danny is mad
- macwac, on 01/26/2008, -0/+8... and their lives were ruined.
- WallnutBoy, on 01/26/2008, -4/+12I think the majority of the Digg population would only ever have a shot with Alice Wang.
-_- - endrid, on 01/26/2008, -3/+10That is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen in the history of all my internet viewing. I would digg you all day if I could.
- qber, on 01/26/2008, -0/+7Don't you love how with girls like Chandelier everything they say is inflected like a question?
"I like guys between 5'9" and 5'11"? Because I don't want them to be shorter than me but I don't want them to be really tall??"
"No black shoes, that's a big no-no? That's like the first thing I look for?" - blackjack75, on 01/26/2008, -0/+7May this serve as a lesson to others. Don't do terrible accents. Your girlfriend will probably leave you.
- TaySavesTheDay, on 01/26/2008, -3/+10I felt bad for Sam. I actually went to his myspace (I'm really bored at the moment) and it seems he lost his gf in a terrible accent and he can't get over it. I couldn't imagine losing someone I loved. Poor guy.
- borez, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5"Want somebody who would like me for who I am for"
Gotta have features too.
Alrighty Danny, well done. - fac51, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5Look Danny no hard feelings ;)
- ChesapeakeBaybe, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5No doubt there is someone out there for all these people. Like my mama always says, "There's a lid for every pot."
- dylangaine, on 01/26/2008, -0/+5save dannys profile for the FBI. in a few years we'll all be like "why didn't we see this coming?"
- hypertension, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4Seems viral to me. I mean, come on, he had a MOVIE.
- chingy1788, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4We learnt what not to do
so where are the best 5 videos so we can learn by example? - hypertension, on 01/26/2008, -2/+6Know why fat girls give good head?
'Cuz they have to! - Rapture84, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4I feel sorry for Danny :( He's just like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.
- kodax, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4There videos were really awkward more than anything...something we have all been. The author's comments however were very lame.
- bliz, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4Is there one for me? :(
- blackjack75, on 01/26/2008, -0/+4Have you seen the movies War Games?
The theory about winning a global thermonuclear war does apply to video dating profiles. - bossm4n, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3I'm fairly certain that interview pushed the limits of Danny's vocabulary.
- jawngee, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3I get the feeling Sam isn't for real. His psychosis is a little too obvious.
- chingy1788, on 01/26/2008, -1/+4I like my internet based life
- p2a1x7, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3It would have been "5 Best Online Dating Video Profiles" and they would have had different commentary on each video if it was the onion
- rinote, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3Aw, that's a cute saying. My mama always says, "Don't make the same mistake I did." D:
- tyywebb, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3Looks like he would make an entertaining side project for anonymous.
/personal army - Ireland, on 01/26/2008, -0/+3Conclusion: This writer for esquire is a mean bastard.
"No girl wants a guy who’s going to make them wear a mask of his ex-girlfriend’s face while they have sex, especially when you know it will end with a tearful orgasm and mumbled whispers of regret. And if she does she’s probably fat." WTF? - Timmyftw, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2please tell me you are not rapping endrid
- cuevas4711, on 01/26/2008, -0/+2couldn't find the pause button quicker on the "*****" video.
- Klowner, on 01/26/2008, -1/+3He seemed a little borderline retarded, hope he finds someone special.
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