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5 Real World Criminals Who Were Certified Super-Villains

cracked.com — We would never glamorize criminals. We don't want any of our young fans to grow up to rob or steal, at least not from us. You know who we will glamorize? Super-villains. Those flamboyant, creative types who go above and beyond the call of duty. Way beyond.

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  • Avaya, on 09/08/2008, -1/+208That killdozer is absolutely, completely insane. Yet.. strangely awesome.
  • HeDiggMe, on 09/08/2008, -2/+167The killdozer is just awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24n77GgRtrw
  • Fhwqhgads, on 09/08/2008, -4/+126I want a killdozer.

    With frickin lazer beams on its head.
  • falstaff, on 09/08/2008, -1/+100Sometimes you can tell just by the title that the article is from Cracked.
  • redfred18t, on 09/08/2008, -0/+66dugg for killdozer
  • ronaldinho, on 09/08/2008, -0/+57Damn killdozer would have killed all the other ones on the list.....that should have been no.1
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -1/+56Imagined if they all teamed up. No one would be able to stop them.
  • protogenxl, on 09/08/2008, -0/+49"Dad? Dad, I'm a Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"
  • zacbro, on 09/08/2008, -1/+48You'd think I'd remember a giant killdozer tearing apart a city in Colorado being on the news 4 years ago. How did I miss that one?
  • InJectaH, on 09/08/2008, -4/+43Dugg for killdozer, Kinda reminds me of the nerd in school that gets picked on, and comes back with an m16
  • jimbellizzi, on 09/08/2008, -0/+33Hypo-Man is retarded, but Killdozer is tops.
  • sobe86, on 09/08/2008, -0/+31Ah man, I remember the Iceman from some interview I saw a couple of years ago. It's just the matter-of-fact way he describes all these brutal murders that really creeps me out. It literally means nothing to him.

    Edit: it's on google video:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5740692213 ...
  • iericg, on 09/08/2008, -0/+31The Killdozer by far is the best story on the list.
  • bpoteat, on 09/08/2008, -0/+26He's right though. If I had a dollar for every time I told someone I was the 'pinnacle of goodness', I'd probably double my millions.
  • MoralThreat, on 09/08/2008, -0/+24Iron Man is his own vehicle.
  • ronaldinho, on 09/08/2008, -0/+23A hypnotizing killdozer with a voodoo mob trailing closely behind, with the mob also hacking their way to orgasm with both their machetes and their computer?
  • triferlinks, on 09/08/2008, -4/+23Papa Doc looks like a villain that would up against Black Panther.
  • MrJagil, on 09/08/2008, -0/+18Ok, what the f*ck is up with the ranking of this article. Killdozer was SO MUCH COOLER than the voodoo dude. Please, Killdozer #1, Iceman 2# etc...
  • IUAndar, on 09/08/2008, -0/+17People need to realize how amazing it is that the Killdozer was actually built.

    Ok, so the people in power screwed him and he thought up this idea. It happens. Most people, however, don't maintain that level of rage during the YEAR AND A HALF it requires to fabricate a killdozer. That is committing to revenge on a whole new level.
  • bluebettle, on 09/08/2008, -1/+17The other day one of my friends told me "hey, I think something can stop the Killdozer" and he was wrong because NOTHING CAN STOP THE KILLDOZER.
  • sarchosis, on 09/08/2008, -0/+16Should have been #1 (or at least #2)
  • MysticSavage, on 09/08/2008, -1/+16Supervillans firstly have to be smart.
  • SSUK, on 09/08/2008, -0/+15A hole seemed to do the trick just fine.
  • oneoverzero, on 09/08/2008, -0/+15That doesn't mean it wouldn't be awesome....
  • Cappez, on 09/08/2008, -0/+14Iceman, Papa Doc, Hypno-Robber, Captain Killdozer and Dr. Chaos. Yeah, they'd make a great super-villain squad.
  • alexforcefive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+14dad.. dad, put mum on the phone...
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+14the killdozer guy was obviously the most ***** badass
    he shouldve been #1

    also he gets 5 stars in my book for badassery
  • Ferago, on 09/08/2008, -0/+14The killdozer should be number one. It takes a special kind of insane to make something like that.
  • TheUngod, on 09/08/2008, -2/+16I want to see them build and test one on Mythbusters
  • tacojohn48, on 09/08/2008, -1/+14You can tell because they are so full of win.

    /either that or a list of things nobody has ever really thought about
  • ProfessorFoo, on 09/08/2008, -0/+11Nope #1 is the only spot for this guy. All the others were lame in comparison.
  • fwertz, on 09/08/2008, -0/+11Dugg for Moldova, and, KING OF THE GYPSIES!
    http://joeyl.com/blog2/index.php?link=40&cat=4
  • chrissku, on 09/08/2008, -1/+11Cracked is the best place to go to escape work for about 30 minutes at a time.
  • IUAndar, on 09/08/2008, -1/+11Why? It's not a myth. There is no reason it shouldn't work.
  • alexforcefive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+10the juggernaut disagrees, bitch.
  • yohnstoppable, on 09/08/2008, -0/+10If the title starts with a number, it's from cracked.
  • tacojohn48, on 09/08/2008, -0/+9How did Iceman die in prison? Was it natural, or was the mob involved?
  • cherwilco, on 09/08/2008, -0/+90:47 seconds into that, killdozer vs big ass earth mover! ***** AWESOME
  • quietjoe, on 09/08/2008, -2/+10You guys just don't get it. ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD *______*
  • boyghost, on 09/08/2008, -1/+9Only the Killdozer can stop the Killdozer.
  • rushjaycarr, on 09/08/2008, -0/+7Doesn't anyone just hijack a nuke and threaten to blow up Washington unless give a billion dollars anymore?
  • Qumahlin, on 09/09/2008, -1/+8killdozer caused 7 mill in damage. voodoo dude killed 30,000....yeah
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -2/+9(a comment on youtube)
    "...white people. What will they *not* destroy whilst simultaneously calling themselves the pinnacle of goodness?"
  • an0nymous, on 09/08/2008, -0/+7You know, that was my first thought as well.
    Lead poisoning, sudden deceleration syndrome, or just a simple case of misplaced cafeteria silverware?
  • dman24752, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6Me too!
    Am I going to be on a government list now?
  • snareguy17, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6I remember seeing the Killdozer on the news, and looking back on it, feels a bit Gears of War-esque.
  • vtnerd, on 09/09/2008, -0/+6Are frag grenades standard issue for cops now? I can't say I've ever seen a cop walking around with a belt of grenades strapped to his chest, but maybe my town is just boring.
  • saranagati, on 09/08/2008, -4/+10No, i'm sure he's just upset that he wasted a half hour waiting for the guys imaginary friend to save him.
  • mrstoneok, on 09/09/2008, -0/+6I want know if you have the balls to walk up to an armored bulldozer, with a .50 caliber weapon, and manage stick a grenade "in" the treads.

    Not quite halo my friend.

    BUT , if you did... wow
  • ryrocker, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6and freezing the bodies dont forget freezing the bodies!


    although it would seem kinda pointless after them being "hypno-killdozed-machetified"
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