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  • kazekama, on 04/19/2008, -2/+30034% in a men's restroom? must be a high class establishment
  • kylethompson1, on 04/19/2008, -8/+276Maybe I'm a germophobe, but I never touch the doorknob in any bathroom.
  • sockpuppets, on 04/19/2008, -3/+190I rubbed the paper towel on my ass before you walked in.
  • TheWorm, on 04/20/2008, -132/+291Poll time...
    If you wash you always wash your hands after using the bathroom digg this comment up
    If you only do it sometimes (50% or less), then bury it.
  • ryan926, on 04/19/2008, -1/+145I would feel rather awkward opening that door, no matter how much i convince myself that he's fake.
  • Beanstudd2, on 04/19/2008, -7/+142I would expect the lying percent mush higher
  • Emachine, on 04/19/2008, -0/+107Why don't restrooms have automatic doors? Thats where you need them the most...
  • sockpuppets, on 04/19/2008, -0/+101You mean in the doorknob.
  • mentallyinhell, on 04/19/2008, -1/+99Knob polishing jokes would be too easy here.
  • H4n90fThur5D4y5, on 04/19/2008, -4/+100Yes.
  • felman87, on 04/19/2008, -16/+111Who the hell puts something like that on the door? Must be San Fransisco.
  • thisissami, on 04/20/2008, -3/+67that's disgusting... pissing is one thing, but ***** is on a whole other level. unless you don't wipe, at which point that's a whole other level of disgustingness. at that point i wouldn't ever want to hang out with you.
  • iPenis, on 04/19/2008, -11/+71If this was a bathroom in a store I'd ask for a manager and kick him in the balls.
  • magoblygoo, on 04/19/2008, -8/+66no, no you are on to something. I am the same way. people always give me funny looks when i grab an extra paper towel so that i can turn the water on and off and to open the door when i leave.
  • DephexTwin, on 04/20/2008, -2/+55Without knowing anything else about you, I can nonetheless conclude that you are, in fact, a bad person.
  • SonOfDad, on 04/19/2008, -1/+49It's a mens room...
  • kaje, on 04/19/2008, -1/+47Can't say I ever piss or jack off into my hand...
  • rentmitchum, on 04/20/2008, -1/+45I think you'd probably just go home slightly disgruntled then post about it on digg.
  • Stevanoski, on 04/19/2008, -0/+43Wonder about the number of women who lie about this? Does anyone know where I can get a pair of pants like that?
  • jmp478, on 04/20/2008, -0/+41Which is why people who use hand sanitizers get sick all the damn time.
  • XxXKUL, on 04/19/2008, -1/+42no one likes ***** fingers
  • Sil369, on 04/19/2008, -9/+49mush mush mush
  • Lixie, on 04/19/2008, -12/+48Convenient they use a pudgy and pasty looking guy who looks like he's gurgling mouthwash . Had they instead used a young, fit, handsome, smiling stud women would have a completely different feel for grabbing his knob, regardless if he washed his hands or not. I'm just saying women wouldn't want to touch John Goodman's junk even if he just stepped out of vat of disinfectant sanitizer, but most wouldn't hesitate lunge for David Beckham's piece even if he just got done with a hundred person orgy.
  • arrrapirate, on 04/20/2008, -0/+36explosives.
  • fuzzybeard, on 04/20/2008, -2/+37eeewwwwww...pleasepleaseplease say you were kidding! Not washing your hands after taking a ***** is one of the easiest ways to sicken yourself or others with all sorts of nasty-ass pathogenic bugs like:

    E. coli
    salmonella
    shigella
    listeria

    and so many more...
  • Janv1er, on 04/20/2008, -0/+33Yeah, me too...
    And I'm gay...
  • stanleyford, on 04/20/2008, -0/+33"I'm proud to be in that 8%." -- Being in the 8% in this case means you admitted to not washing your hands, since 92% say they did.
  • TheWorm, on 04/20/2008, -2/+33How do you get out?
  • inactive, on 04/20/2008, -0/+31Personally, I think exposure to germs is character-building.
  • X9001, on 04/20/2008, -5/+35That was unnecessarily explicit
  • MindTrigger, on 04/20/2008, -5/+34People are ***** gross, and I *always* wash my hands. I also try to open the door with a paper towel when it's possible.
  • charlie55, on 04/20/2008, -2/+30i didnt find it to be explicit enough. tell us more. specifics. and say it slowly. yeah. tell us. yeah.
  • fcrow, on 04/19/2008, -1/+28It IS higher, the sticker is lying.
  • galeninjapan, on 04/20/2008, -10/+37I dont piss all over my hands...
  • magoblygoo, on 04/19/2008, -0/+26it could be the giant hump in my back or the third nostril or my cross eyes or the fact that i have no teeth. yes i think you are correct.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/19/2008, -2/+27Larry Craig would love to spend some time in here
  • rentmitchum, on 04/20/2008, -6/+30I wash if I *****. Not if I take a piss. I don't even touch anything, I unzip, flop my dick out there into the world and then release my yellow liquid and I zip back up and walk away. I do it all manipulating the cloth on my shorts around the zipper. No dick touchery involved.
  • magoblygoo, on 04/19/2008, -2/+25oh turtle skittles!!
  • killbert24, on 04/19/2008, -6/+29Does it still count as washing your hands if you don't use soap?
  • themanmachine, on 04/19/2008, -21/+44I don't wash my hands after I *****... am I a bad person?
  • MiserJ, on 04/20/2008, -0/+23That makes almost no sense.
  • jrobh, on 04/20/2008, -4/+26what if i wash somewhere between always and 50%. do I get to vote?
  • GJBlizzard, on 04/20/2008, -4/+26You can put me in the 8%.

    I may not wash my hands after using the bathroom, but I DEFINITELY don't lie about.
  • Akaji, on 04/19/2008, -5/+26Oh crap, I thought that was a woman... guys with long hair for the lose.
  • Acidictadpole, on 04/20/2008, -1/+22@MiserJ.

    No, I'm pretty sure it makes no sense at all.
  • cookingboy, on 04/20/2008, -0/+21WTF DUDE? WHAT THE F***?
  • Akaji, on 04/19/2008, -1/+20Ack, too late to edit. I get the ad now, you wouldn't want to touch that guy's dick, so be careful about touching objects that he may have touched...
  • Stradenko, on 04/20/2008, -0/+18You haven't met the right doorknob.
  • VegaObscura3, on 04/20/2008, -0/+18I went to a walmart in Alabama (of all places) and they had a really nice system. It was like a U shaped hallway going to the restrooms, so you never had to touch anything, but you couldn't see in unless you walked through it.
  • DephexTwin, on 04/20/2008, -0/+18So, not touching a dick is gay now? It's really tough to keep up with current trends in homophobia.
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