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17 Mugshots of Offenders With Very Ironic T-Shirts [PICS]

thesmokinggun.com — When cops yesterday arrested Daniel Everett for allegedly trying to set up a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old girl he met online, he was wearing a t-shirt pronouncing him the "World's Greatest Dad. As seen in the following booking photos, drunk drivers wear t-shirts extolling their alcohol intake, perverts proclaim their love of Jesus etc

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  • UnFriendlyFire, on 07/16/2008, -3/+107Oh, the ironing!
  • Khanvalescent, on 07/16/2008, -3/+97Almost all of these are APPROPRIATE rather than ironic. Ironic is becoming one of these overused, misused words (e.g. surreal, tragic, hero).
  • tcrescibene, on 07/16/2008, -1/+78A good way to advertise your bail bonds company
  • Zybergod, on 07/16/2008, -3/+54I expected to find "Digg This"
  • greenroom628, on 07/17/2008, -0/+40actually, i have a buddy in the police department and he told me that some people come in either without a shirt or clothes, they just throw on whatever free t-shirts/clothes they have to take the mugshot. apparently, (1) you can't have a mugshot taken without any clothes and (2) bailsbond places give police/sheriff departments free t-shirts just for this purpose.
  • microview2007, on 07/16/2008, -0/+36He should of worn the other one that said, "I rooted your daughter's box and I didn't use a Trojan"
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/16/2008, -0/+35Agreed. Ironic shirts would be ones that read "I will never get caught" or "Free forever" or something like that.
  • cquilliam, on 07/17/2008, -2/+37I don't know about anyone else, but a lot of these look fake. There's just something about it, like the lighting is different on the letters than on the rest of the shirt.
  • wrathchilde, on 07/17/2008, -0/+30Irony is when you have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Love Irony" and you get rear ended by someone reading it. It is NOT ironic if someone honks.
  • benroy, on 07/17/2008, -1/+28My favorite part was how all the images were conveniently located on one page.
  • digmark, on 07/16/2008, -1/+26Self-aware of their pre-disposition. Interesting.
  • Prod1gy, on 07/17/2008, -2/+23Yeahh...some of these look a little sketchy. Photoshop? Some of the fonts seem really familiar and the lighting seems a bit off.
  • ChayesFSS, on 07/16/2008, -2/+21Surprised there's no 'Nascar' style '1st place'
  • Teradoc, on 07/17/2008, -1/+16Wait...this is a list and it says it is a list and it is on the front page but not from Cracked.com?
  • Weekapaugr00ve, on 07/17/2008, -2/+17dugg for "support your local hooker"
  • pastasauce, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15You gotta make use of that employee discount somehow...
  • NoctemSaiyaku, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15The "I'm Sorry. My Fault." looks like the exorcist
  • tacotruck08, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1517 pages!! ***** THAT
  • louiebaur, on 07/16/2008, -0/+10Out on bail is a nice one.
  • inactive, on 07/16/2008, -1/+10At leas it's the perfect time to have a bail bondsman's number on your chest.
  • endlessoul, on 07/17/2008, -1/+10I know because I've seen some photoshops in my day.....

    Okay, no, really, these people really wore these shirts. Don't have too much faith in humanity.
  • RubberChicken24, on 07/16/2008, -7/+16How is that ironic?
  • negativefx, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8that sucks! try killing yourself for using an article as an excuse to gloat that you dropped five bills on a phone
  • 801NvizioN, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7Ya Just gotta Love Forgetting To Capitalize gotta. Am I Right?
  • inactive, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7Out of all the people who get arrested and processed every day, somebody had to be wearing these shirts. It's not ***** Glamour Shots.
  • diizy, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7I wonder why so many bail dudes end up in jail?
  • teriyakisause, on 07/16/2008, -2/+9It's almost as if they woke up in the morning and knew they were going to jail.
  • feliks2, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6...and?
  • Crynos, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5No.
  • IllBeBack, on 07/17/2008, -2/+7It looks like that if you own or are wearing a T-shirt advertising a bail bonds company, you are a criminal and have either already been in jail or will be in jail sooner or later.
  • pHreaksYcle, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5It's not a phone! It's SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

    ***** apple people...
  • bagelmaster, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5i won't sleep tonight
  • NebCanuck, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5Probably the only truly ironic one after the first page... ironically.
  • sevenslashfour, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6Stop going for stupid, easy submissions, please.

    Especially if they've been on the front page/top 10 several times in the past few months.

    And stop abusing the word "irony" :(
  • wallitron, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6The pixels are all wrong.
  • 12916studios, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5LMFAO! I have that first T-shirt...the one that reads "Trouble Finds Me." Ever funnier, though, is that I am wearing it right now.
  • notmiya, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5I don't get the one with the old man wearing the "I'm not RELIGIOUS I just LOVE the LORD" shirt... Everyone else has a shirt doing with alcohol, hookers, and bail bondsmen

    So WTF?
  • phibit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Another overused one: "This isn't a word this is a sentence."
  • turpialito, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4It's also possible that these are real and the letters may have been sharpened and lighted to accent or emphasize them.
  • Torx, on 07/17/2008, -5/+9most of these have to be photoshopped..
  • paulmer2003, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Damn, most of these people look so pitiful. lol. I guess that's typical for mugshots.

    And, is it just me, or does #17 look pretty masculine?
  • neodude237, on 07/17/2008, -2/+6Buried for using too many pages
  • bitterbug, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Might as well burn it if you were given a free one in Canada. The fees here would still make it not worth using.
  • munawarali2, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3The absolute lack of humanity in those faces is frightening. A system that arrests people like this is only looking after the elite. These people need help, not jail.
  • Miamisun, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Thank god he had the sense to "Get the F out" or the World Wildlife Fund was sue his ass.

    EDIT: What no wrestling references seeing as that is a WWE shirt?
  • t4ll3y, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3I was once arrested for possession with a Pink Floyd tshirt on.
  • carter1337, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Splendid estimation my good man.
  • phibit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3An informative digg comment... And near the top of the page, too. Thank you!
  • giggl3, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Agreed, iPhone sucks all though I wouldn't mind one if it were given to me.


    Then I could I burn it.

    Haha
  • Sunflare670, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3I think their families were pretty steamed that they had to bail them out.
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