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15 Things Men Say But Don’t Really Mean

justaguything.com — Men are widely known for their straight talking and tell-it-like-it-is attitude. But sometimes, us gentlemen say things that we really do not mean. So what common things do we say and not mean? Let’s investigate.

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  • CaptainNoPants, on 02/19/2008, -12/+16Is a vindaloo some kind of pepper I've never heard of? Or slang for something else?
    • ssn697, on 02/19/2008, -4/+43It is an Indian curry dish, and it is ***** HOT.
      • Hermiod, on 02/19/2008, -0/+19Well, strictly speaking, the version of if cooked in Indian restaurants run by British Indians is hot.
    • iannuttall, on 02/19/2008, -1/+26Yeah, a vindaloo curry is not very forgiving to your backside the next morning, let me tell you!
      • InitialDMP5, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3your lucky you made it to the next morning!
      • jj101, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3Nice. Ringer stinger for one.
      • Arkz, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2I once did up my fly too fast, the burning pain of backing out the remains of a vindaloo are somewhat more painful...
      • yojiffyskippy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Um... I think you're supposed to eat it..... not stick it up your bum... I'm kiddin!
        • teh_techie, on 02/19/2008, -0/+7You're kidding? You mean you ARE supposed to put it up your bum?
          • Arramol, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Nothing like a bhut jolokia suppository to start the day. 1,000,000 Scoville units of fun!
    • XNihil0Zer0, on 02/19/2008, -22/+3Funny, I went to a place a few weeks ago and ordered the vindaloo, I asked them to make it as hot as they could. It was an epic failure, my mom makes hotter chili. If you want to find hot food you have to go to places that make you sign waivers. Thats the thing about capsaicin though, it desensitizes nerves, so these days I have to put some blairs 2 am reserve before I start to sweat. My ability to tolerate heat like this makes me manlier than all of you combined.
      • AntzNZ, on 02/19/2008, -0/+14You're cool...
        • XNihil0Zer0, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2It's my sarcasm that makes me cool isnt it?
          • AntzNZ, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2I dugg you up. I knew you were taking the piss. Digg needs sarcasm / taking the piss tags.
      • Ramble, on 02/19/2008, -1/+18Internet tough guy eh.
      • gudnbluts, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2Yeah. I did the same thing. Then you go to a decent Indian, and the ***** thing nearly kills you. Not all vinaloos are equal, mate.
      • Grimdotdotdot, on 02/19/2008, -2/+1Real men order a Phall.
      • noumuon, on 02/19/2008, -2/+1you eat hot ***** in a dish? real men eat whole habaneros in one bite you pussy.
        • XNihil0Zer0, on 02/19/2008, -1/+1Habanero's are nothing, the 2 am reserve I have is 11 times hotter.
    • hierophantus, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1I've never thought of it as barbecue fare...
    • Tyrghast, on 02/19/2008, -4/+9This guy is a pussy. All men like extremely spicy stuff. God knows I do. I have yet to find a good, spicy, flavorful curry restaurant in the US, the best one's i ate at were in Japan and Thailand.
      • Solis, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Anyone that eats hot spicy food is ***** retarded. Why the hell would you want to eat something that hurts?
    • chris9902, on 02/19/2008, -0/+6It's curry and it's evil. The proof will be all over your bathroom the next day.
    • Spuy767, on 02/19/2008, -1/+3Top ten top ten list that appeared on Digg, but weren't really funny enough to deserve to be there.
    • stoanhart, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1"Give me the hottest curry on the menu. NOW!"

      I actually mean that one when I say it. Damn I love hot food!
  • spikepeck, on 02/19/2008, -9/+17The last entry about your kids really hits home for me. Nice digg!
    • Brad324, on 02/19/2008, -1/+24entry about your kids? what?
    • Myonosken, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Entry and kids should never be together if you cannot understand the sentence. It becomes scary.
  • ToeCracker, on 02/19/2008, -2/+7They forgot: Yes, dear you can control the remote and watch whatever your heart desires.
  • KrayzieKyd, on 02/19/2008, -3/+15Sure, you can have my [insert] password...

    *Linux/Unix
    *some kind of server
    *porn box disguised as a laptop
  • UltramegaOK, on 02/19/2008, -5/+23 “It’s not you, it’s me.”

    When you need to get rid of a clingy creepy girl.... nothing works better.
    • Darkhacker, on 02/19/2008, -2/+12I've actually been in situations where that was the truth. I have a lot of mental health problems though, so that's usually the reason behind it. I've also been with hot girls who really were just friends, so number 2 does happen and I never get into a fight or talk about it. I'm a complete pussy and will be the first to admit it.
    • ronaldinho, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Well, I find it sometimes better to just tell the truth. The other person has to know he or she is a creep sooner than later, and you are actually HELPING that person to change their creepy ways
    • Memitim, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1You obvious haven't tried, "Get the ***** out, skank."

      Works pretty good at making her go away, or leads to screaming, clawing, and epic grudge-*****. Either way, it's a win.
  • busch30pack, on 02/19/2008, -2/+133- No, that doesn't make you look fat.
    - No, I don't want to have sex with all of your friends.
    - No, I never look at porn. Porn is gross.
    • MillionsLivio, on 02/19/2008, -1/+51That was a better list than the article.
    • ahuxley, on 02/19/2008, -3/+10Todays modern females have better porn than you do.
      • DteK, on 02/19/2008, -3/+4I highly doubt that, unless there is some secret chic porn underground movement, or all chics in the NE US are prudes.
        • ell0bo, on 02/19/2008, -1/+3Dude... I'm going to guess you haven't traveled out of the area, because yes, our girls up here suck, and not in the good way. I've never had more fun then living down in NC and TN. Damn me for moving back to PA.
        • DarkSamus, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2that's what i thought and then i saw her limewire folder and i was like wtf!!
      • altinnovation, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1No they don't.
        But if they do, contact me through digg to arrange a file transfer meeting.
    • Thundercat1971, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20- No, I don't want a threesome with you and your sister.
  • bonkeykong, on 02/19/2008, -11/+62"I love you"
    • chibimmy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+5I was actually shocked when this wasn't #1 on the list. What a flawed list.
    • progrockguy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1P.S. "There, I said it. Are you happy now?"
    • Ladycomet, on 02/20/2008, -0/+0not just men lie about that one
  • zunkus, on 02/19/2008, -4/+45"Let me just put the tip in, to see how it feels." If I had a nickel for every time i said that, I'd have like 12 nickels. Most of the others are total crap though.
  • sjbdallas, on 02/19/2008, -6/+19"I don't like strip clubs"
    • teh_techie, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2not the ones around where I live... jesus, STAY AWAY FROM EM!
  • xTerrySchiav0x, on 02/19/2008, -10/+2this is all man right here.....http://youtube.com/watch?v=tP5BCKYg2_A
  • Brad324, on 02/19/2008, -5/+54"I don't masturbate"
    this one is said more by kids in junior high. Usually by the time we reach adulthood, we start to realize that everyone knows we masturbate, and that you can't be ashamed of something everyone does.
    • dasdef, on 02/19/2008, -10/+2i dont masturbate. honest!!
      • dasdef, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2do you ***** people need sarcasm tags for everything??

        not that i was being sarcastic or anything cuz i dont masturbate.......................................
    • YMBwithVD, on 02/19/2008, -2/+33i'm jackin off right now. i don't give a *****.
      • MillionsLivio, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20...And neither do we.
      • passedoutghost, on 02/19/2008, -5/+0How are you able to type? Don't your fingers stick to the keys?
        • fxu1989, on 02/19/2008, -1/+15Just because he is masturbating at this moment, does not mean he is ejaculating or can't type with his free hand.

          For example, I'm playing with my nuts right now and smelling my hand, while typing with my right hand only. I'm a fast one-hand typer as well as two-hands.... it's just practice :)
      • s0nicfreak, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3Dude.
      • altinnovation, on 02/19/2008, -0/+4....and reading digg at the same time?
        Wow, props dude.
        • CedEx, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Crazy huh? You'd think he'd be surfing a porn site instead of digg while masturbating... to each his own I guess.
    • Murdats, on 02/19/2008, -2/+15in one of my high schools people used to brag about the most they had jacked off in a day.
      • po43292, on 02/19/2008, -1/+7Six.
        • JohnFlux, on 02/19/2008, -1/+13Good grief, and I was proud of my 4.

          I'm going to set aside my weekend to beat you, sir. The game is on!
        • aaabatteries, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2I call BS.

          but whatever. my record is like nine.
      • fxu1989, on 02/19/2008, -6/+2Yup ... I remember ... we were in 2nd grade .. and we bragged about how much we came and how we had a big member ....

        Ahhhhh, those were the days.
        • Akronos, on 02/19/2008, -0/+12*****. Second grade? Do you go to the Ron Jeremy Institute of Fornication?
          • fxu1989, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1What grade are you in when you're 9 ? ...

            ***** if I remember O.o
      • sv650touring, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1seven eejays in one session. Let me assure you that numbers 4-7 were on principle just because I realized I could keep going. Cruel how now that I can actually get laid, my resilience is nowhere near that.
    • WoollyMittens, on 02/19/2008, -0/+9I think religious people never get over that. Feeling ashamed for being human, makes you a better person.
      • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/19/2008, -0/+7I think you spelled "bitter" wrong.
      • Solis, on 02/20/2008, -2/+1I'm not religious and I'd be ashamed to admit to masturbation.
    • KingGorilla, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3Everybody squirts sometimes
  • peacefrog249, on 02/19/2008, -9/+5dugg for the beef vindaloo!
    Had that yesterday, and it was ***** spicy!
    Indian food is still delicious though.
    • macromarship, on 02/19/2008, -11/+0stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid
  • Jackhammer9, on 02/19/2008, -10/+51This could be called "I was bored, so I made up a stupid list of random crap, just to see if it could get to the front page on digg."
    • mgags, on 02/19/2008, -1/+1I thought it was going to be a list of things we say that are mis-interpreted by women. Little did I know it was a list of old old jokes about men...
  • TheCure, on 02/19/2008, -4/+27"Yours is the only vagina for me"
    • teh_techie, on 02/19/2008, -0/+4You know, if the vag would just morph into "new pussy" every day, there wouldn't be a problem!
  • neocognitism, on 02/19/2008, -4/+39"No, I'm not sharpening this meat cleaver with plans to section you up into a couple of suitcases which I will dispose of under some nearby overpass."
    • Zaneris, on 02/19/2008, -3/+16Uhhhhh....
    • blasian, on 02/19/2008, -5/+5ummm....this is that one occasion where its just you dude....
    • MillionsLivio, on 02/19/2008, -1/+9Best one yet.
    • jebudas, on 02/19/2008, -2/+7Jim: Oh, my God! Dwight, what are you doing?
      Dwight: What?
      Jim: You're not allowed to take off you pants in the middle of the office.
      Dwight: I'm not.
      Jim: Dwight, you know what, just back off, okay? That's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh, my God, he's got a knife!
      Dwight: I do not have a knife.
      Jim: No. Let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?
      Dwight: Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
      Jim: Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.
      Dwight: I am not.
      Phyllis: Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in. Dwight, get his autograph for Michael...
      Dwight: Jim Carrey did not just walk in, okay?
      Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
      Jim: Oh, my God, Karen you're right. That is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
      Dwight: You can't see my stomach...
      Andy: I am now chopping off Phyllis' head with a chain saw! (short pause) (imitates chain saw whirring)
  • nico623, on 02/19/2008, -4/+99"Oops wrong hole !"
    • greenlight2001, on 02/19/2008, -0/+5"... but lets just run with it, maybe you'll like it!"
  • b8man99, on 02/19/2008, -3/+16"Of course it's not contagious!"
  • herro, on 02/19/2008, -5/+27"cliche phrase men lie to women about!"
    • amilo000, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1You say “Oi! You and me, outside, right now!” to women?
      • linuxpenguin, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Hey, if she's willing to go with it, more power to you!
  • Barnolde, on 02/19/2008, -6/+1Men don't mean anything they say, or is that women?
    • s0nicfreak, on 02/19/2008, -0/+5Women mean everything they say; it just doesn't make any sense.
  • daxsymbiont, on 02/19/2008, -7/+14Multilingualism makes you smarter: http://www.thetipspot.com/2007/10/learn-another-la ...

    so stuff your extremist anglosaxon *****. it only makes you stupid.
    • Masterful1, on 02/19/2008, -1/+3Source?
      404 on your link
      and is it that multilingualism makes you smarter or just that smarter people pursue multilingualism?
    • noumuon, on 02/19/2008, -2/+1disregarding the 404, thetipspot is the pinnacle of all scholarly journals... o.O
    • Livebold, on 02/20/2008, -2/+3i agree daxsymbiont... that article was written by a macho arse with an extreme patriarchal point of view. I don't even know why men in this day and age think they should act like that anymore. it's gross and makes me ashamed to be a man sometimes.
      • sv650touring, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2being ashamed of being a man is sexist/misandric
    • sv650touring, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2My rigorous masturbationn schedule prevents me from learning a new language. So stuff your extremist multilingualistic *****. It only take time away from jerking off.
  • sirbeta, on 02/19/2008, -1/+8But I do want to learn a new language... It's just...so daunting. Some day.....
    • sab0tage, on 02/19/2008, -0/+7Me too. Preferably it would get implanted directly into my brain, somehow.
      • Memitim, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Exactly. I don't want to learn a new language, as that would be boring. I'd love to be able to speak another language, though.
    • polarbobbear, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2I always wanted to learn a new language so i signed up to move to Germany and enroll in a German university. It was hard at first but here I am and speak a new language. The first language other than your native language is the hardest to learn but after that they come easier and easier.
  • prince87x, on 02/19/2008, -3/+1Mirror please?
  • captainmage1966, on 02/19/2008, -5/+1sure you can see the bank statement . what we really mean " sure you can see the bank statement from one account but not the one that is sent to the PO box
  • thephuckphase, on 02/19/2008, -3/+8well no.14 was my best shot at losing my virginity. *****, i thought i was the only one who thought of that
    • gudnbluts, on 02/19/2008, -1/+5I kept trying with "You don't sweat much for a fat chick". Success wasn't great.
      • Nath2k7, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2How do you get a fat chick in bed?

        Piece of cake...
  • zaii7, on 02/19/2008, -2/+132. “She’s just a friend.” Yeah, she’s just a really hot, big bosomed, nymphomaniac friend.

    after you say that immediately plead the 5th because anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of nagging passive aggressive bitch court for the rest of your life!
    • EpicSelekta, on 02/19/2008, -0/+5Women never understand that one, even though they buy magazines just because Brad Pitt is in them.
    • purple8, on 02/19/2008, -0/+6In fairness, guys are also pretty suspicious when you tell them, "Oh he is just this guy I work with."
      • ell0bo, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3Yes, but I've been cheated on by one of those bitches. I declare that baggage at the beginning of all new relationships, and I haven't had a problem since. Most girls understand that I'm a little gun shy about that and play along.
        • purple8, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0She may be a bitch, but so is karma. She'll get what is coming to her.
        • CedEx, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0Karma. Yeah, maybe one day she'll have to bend over and take it up the ass.... whoa.. wait...
    • fxu1989, on 02/19/2008, -4/+1I never knew what "Plead the 5th" really was until about 3 months ago XD

      5th amendment - The right to not self-incriminate
  • DeadlyCouncil, on 02/19/2008, -2/+10“Oi! You and me, outside, right now!”

    Dugg for that. I will try my entire life to get somebody to yell that at me.
    • iannuttall, on 02/19/2008, -1/+15Come to England and it will happen regularly!
      • DeadlyCouncil, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1I'll be on the next flight and drunk of my ass ASAP!
    • passedoutghost, on 02/19/2008, -1/+1"OI! You and me, outside, right now!"

      [When I find out where you live]
    • Grimdotdotdot, on 02/19/2008, -0/+7"Do you want to step outside, mate?"
      "Yeah!"
      "Good, do that then stay there."
  • dudefather, on 02/19/2008, -3/+11I left the toilet seat up because I refused to ask for directions to the DIY store (in which I would buy something that I would try to build myself, leading to wacky results) after watching 'the game' and drinking beer

    amirite ladies?
    • purple8, on 02/19/2008, -0/+4LOL.
      Then your wife will nag for 40 minutes while picking up socks and asking if she looks fat, all while you tune her out, but that's ok, because she doesn't really want a solution, she just wants to vent. . .
    • emyo, on 02/19/2008, -2/+0boy try DIY, ends up wacky ... girl fixes DIY, looks like picture
  • alexkim804, on 02/19/2008, -4/+5"will you touch my vagina"
    you have to whisper it though.
  • MillionsLivio, on 02/19/2008, -4/+40That list sucked.
    • sv650touring, on 02/19/2008, -1/+1That's awesome. You have to scroll up two pages to find a comment with as many diggs as yours.
  • dcshiderly, on 02/19/2008, -6/+10Real men don't say any of that crap, because it's our actions that define us.
    • gudnbluts, on 02/19/2008, -3/+2Real men don't have a man crush on Christian Bale.
    • Grimdotdotdot, on 02/19/2008, -0/+4Let's face it, real men are too busy cutting down tree's or operating huge machinery to post on Digg.
    • seeyounorth, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Maddox.
    • linuxpenguin, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Okay then, what does said "Real Man" do for the situation in which others might use No. 14 for? That's called rape buster.
      • dcshiderly, on 02/21/2008, -1/+0A Real Man doesn't need to do anything, as the attraction created by simply being excellent is sufficient to get her to sleep with you. If a male has to resort to trickery and force, he is a failure.
  • Mark2600, on 02/19/2008, -2/+1Google got it: http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:gQjUCSvUL3UJ: ...
  • horizxon, on 02/19/2008, -2/+13boring article
  • Thex1138, on 02/19/2008, -6/+1That's not a knife................now that's a knife!
    • MillionsLivio, on 02/19/2008, -2/+2That's not a knife, it's a spoon.
      • cr3ative, on 02/19/2008, -1/+4I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
  • Capskid8, on 02/19/2008, -5/+3dumb and stupid wording...chief? I'm not a chief, i'm not an indian chief, i'm not a chief of police and i'm not even a kansas city chief...

    who the hell says chief!!!!
    • gudnbluts, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0I'd guess English. There's other Englishisms in there too, like "mate" all over the shop. It's not that unusual, but it's only ever done jokingly.
    • Grimdotdotdot, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3Yes, that would be the British. Hello!
      Sorry that we're not American!
      • Capskid8, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I guess everyone can't be as awesome as us. Dont be sorry, we're sorry that you suck so much.
    • ampmob, on 02/19/2008, -4/+0brit talk crap
    • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/19/2008, -1/+4Jay: All right, I'm in. 'Cause there's some next level sh!t going on and I'm OK with that. But before y'all go beaming me up there's one thing you gotta remember: You chose me... so you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
      Kay: Cool, whatever you say, slick.
    • linuxpenguin, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1No it's not just the British who say that. I'd swear I've heard it a million times.
  • chaos7, on 02/19/2008, -2/+14lame
  • spoonmaniac, on 02/19/2008, -3/+18No 12. "You’re too fat, crap in bed,"
    I stopped reading when I realized that he sleeps with girls that are not housebroken.
  • butyoulied, on 02/19/2008, -5/+5where the hell does it say .co.uk because no one i know would say any of that *****.
  • bingobongony, on 02/19/2008, -3/+19Geez...these "guy" sites are really spamming digg lately. Any site that claims to know how guys think does not know ANYTHING about what ral men thing. It is like Maxim in the web.
  • raajivrekha, on 02/19/2008, -2/+6article is a LOAD OF CRAP!
  • Amadeus2490, on 02/19/2008, -6/+4Well, from the lingo it seems like this was written by a British guy. I have no idea how they run things in the UK, but all I know is:

    I love spicy foods, and if you refuse to eat them you're a pussy and you should be ***** like one.

    I enjoy studying languages and talking to people in their language.

    • Severys, on 02/19/2008, -2/+6Vindaloo isn't just spicy, its ***** rocket fuel. Your American 'spicy' food is for wimps.
      • noumuon, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1vindaloo is so-so. local places in chongqing and hunan have some lovely hot-pot dishes that can get ridiculous.
  • Nic1987x, on 02/19/2008, -6/+1When did the internet get so serious? It's obviously poking fun at the stereotypical 'man' and is not meant to be taken as gospel! Relax people and take it for what it is - a bit of fun!
    • adooga, on 02/19/2008, -0/+4But it's not really funny....
      • Nic1987x, on 02/19/2008, -2/+0so far, 500 people beg to differ, but i suppose you can't please everyone
  • kneelB4zod, on 02/19/2008, -3/+7What a load of stereotyping bull *****, what the ***** is this even doing up on digg?
    • ampmob, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2digg is dead, man. digg is dead...
    • Livebold, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1agreed. let's bury this crap. it's really annoying and maybe british men think like this, but i sure as hell don't.
    • RedRummy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1its called humour. self depricating humour. and yes, they're stereotypes... that's what makes it funny. Just because something's a stereotype, it doesn't make it untrue.
    • johnboycanada, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0Agreed! Did a ***** girl write this? We like eating spicy foods because we enjoy them. Dog Day Afternoon actually was a good movie (brilliant direction) and none of us have ever even contimplated calling the police. Total Crap!!!
  • prleet, on 02/19/2008, -3/+01. Obviously written by an egg head bitch.
  • thephosphorbox, on 02/19/2008, -1/+4I don't recall ever saying any of these things... oh wait maybe just "it's not you, it's me"..
  • LithiumPower, on 02/19/2008, -1/+7Dugg for the "only having one drink tonight, lads" comment. No denying that one.
  • adooga, on 02/19/2008, -1/+12Wow, that guy sounds like the worlds biggest *****.
    • Livebold, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2agreed. 100%. let's bury this crap now!
  • verkon, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2"I am just gonna go outside for some milk"
  • Coffeedemon, on 02/19/2008, -1/+12What? A "Guy Site" and no "I won't come in your mouth"?
  • TwwIX, on 02/19/2008, -2/+1"I enjoy orally pleasuring you"
    Yeah, as much i enjoy eating raw fish.
  • lysdexia, on 02/19/2008, -0/+3"Of course I don't want to shag your sister...."
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