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10 Things You Don’t Know About Women

esquire.com — Well those are just the first 10.

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  • Carbonlord, on 07/21/2008, -4/+59I could write 100 things I don't know about women:)
    • gyrfalcon, on 07/21/2008, -3/+25Great are we getting Esquire spam now...or are digg users really just a big a group of pussies?
    • AdmiralJimbob, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4I heard women are soft.
      • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5We are.
      • spoonchucks, on 07/22/2008, -3/+1I heard if you let a girl put her finger in your butt, you'll turn gay...
    • codwif, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5Diggers know that women exist?
      • noen, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3They do but they still think we have girl germs.
      • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I for one know girls don't have germs.
        They have cooties.
    • chaoswings, on 07/21/2008, -5/+12Would you be able to use correct grammar and spelling? When I see errors in the first 2 sentences of an article I lose interest

      " Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, An orgasm. " does not sound right it should be "Women are interested in A-list things: A designer, A vacation, An orgasm. " (assuming the capitol A is intentional). If you can't even give a once over when your writing you lose credibility.

      This article is nothing but spam. I will write my own list.

      5 Things Women Should Know About Men (notice how much shorter it is)

      1. Don't write lists about things we "should know" about the opposite sex it makes you sound arrogant. It turns us off.

      2. If you are going to ask us to do you a favor make sure that:
      a) What you want us to do is actually realistically possible.
      b) If you ask for a favor be aware that we reserve the right to politely refuse. You should not get angry with us about refusing, we are not your slaves.

      3. We don't actually like discussing the weather over the phone. If we were interested we could easily look up the forecast in any city in the world....so stop torturing us. If you run out of relevant things to say then end the conversation. We will not think less of you for that, in fact it will have the opposite effect.

      4. If you are one of those people who always bring up women's rights and gender equality don't do it only when it is in your favor, I should not have to pay for everything on a date to be considered a gentlemen.

      5. Women should not be proud when they are able to utter "I am a complex person with many needs". It makes you far less sociable, try to be considerate and independent.

      Married women or those with steady boyfriends have pretty much adequately mastered these skills.
      • ncapone, on 07/21/2008, -0/+7 "If you can't even give a once over when your writing you lose credibility."

        It loooks like your credibility is out the window.
      • ang48137, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4Actually the first sentence reads: "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." Notice the plural "orgasms". She was not specifying a singular orgasm; she was specifying great, A+ orgasms.

        I find it ironic that you critique grammar in an article and then fail to grammar check your critique: "If you can't even give a once over when your writing you lose credibility." You have used the wrong "your" - it should be "you're", as in "you are".

        Finally, don't tell women that they shouldn't write lists, and then write a list yourself. You sound arrogant and hypocritical.
      • Zounas, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3Yes! Bashing about someone's grammar is just what I needed. These are additions for the corrections mentioned by ncapone and ang48137. English is not my native language, so I may be wrong about the commas but here goes:

        "capitol A "-> "capital A"

        1. Split the first sentence with a comma or into two separate sentences.

        2. The first sentence needs a comma.

        3. There is no such thing as "...." (four dots). Also a space after the dots.

        As a non-native english speaker I am automatically immune to anyone bashing about my grammar ;)
      • flatlinebb, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1I wish I could digg a comment twice.
      • chaoswings, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1@ang48137

        Yes I made grammatical errors on purpose. I was considering laying the joke out in black and white by adding something in brackets but by then the comment timed out.

        Also orgasm cannot be made plural because she is intending to use a pun by starting the statements with "A".

        Finally the whole point of making a list was to be hypocritical and arrogant. The term for that is irony.

        @Zounas

        There are differences in American and British English and depending on where you live they are used interchangeably.


        The dots represent a pause and there is no standard on how many to use. You are simply expected to refrain from using them excessively.


      • electrosheep, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2WHATEVERRRR!
    • Relikh, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0Yeah, but you'd have to know that you didn't know about them to write them. So you'd have to know you didn't know in order to know that you...

      nevermind.
  • k1down, on 07/21/2008, -11/+130She must have confused me with someone who cares what women who this list applies to want.
    • knottylindsi, on 07/21/2008, -2/+31Exactly. Who in their right mind would ever want to even be near someone from sex and the city? Those women are what we call *insane*
    • austang, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4you can find yourself a nice girlfriend in thailand for cheap.
      • knottylindsi, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1I, personally, prefer Korean women. Not that I digg chicks...but still.
      • Sexboy2K, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0haha ya my gramps did that lol
  • aislinnmarie, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6only 10...mmm i think there might be a few more needed!!
    • utnow, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1This is marvelous... woman says this crap and she's a powerful self-assured modern woman. Guy spits this same stuff and he's a jackass chauvinist.

      #5) Hey ladies... go look at your ass in the mirror. If you think you look like jello-blob... you probably do and should do some ***** sit-ups so that I can stand to look at your gross fatass... savy?
    • SpectralSounds, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I have one.

      Why are women such horrible ***** drivers?
  • DeffJeff, on 07/21/2008, -6/+222Oh my god, will she just go away already?
    • succubuskiller, on 07/21/2008, -5/+11Well actually I thank them for making the movie.. why.. because it teaches women its okay to be sluts regardless of their age.

      Thanks Sex in the City for inspiring women!
      • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/21/2008, -5/+7The concept of the "slut" is behind us, unless you still hold to the old mindset. A sexually independent woman who enjoys having sex is nothing that should be disparaged, I think. As long as it's safe, good for her.
      • oscenester, on 07/21/2008, -5/+17The concept of the "slut" is behind us, unless you still hold to the old mindset. A sexually independent woman who enjoys having sex is nothing that should be disparaged, I think. As long as it's with me, good for her.
        .
      • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/21/2008, -1/+14I wanna modify my original comment to match that of oscenester's.
    • thegreenspanput, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2I didn't know she was a dirty whore in real life too.
    • adrenalmedulla9, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10What another female has to say about this:

      Hopefully, this is being dugg in complete astonishment at the idiocy of this woman rather than in belief of her words. First of all, a lady pompous and egotistical enough to actually conjure a half-assed list which allegedly represents the entire female population automatically renders her article as an immediate fail. On top of that, it's Kim ***** Cattrall, a now-fossilized woman who had no problem taking the role of an empty-headed skank on a ghastly TV show.

      Why have over 500 of you thus far bought into this BS that the rest of us females avidly try to suppress?

      Pity.
    • Calibur, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1This is what women my grandma's age are looking for?
  • BoneStamp, on 07/21/2008, -3/+46If that's all you ladies are hiding as secrets then you've got a lot to learn about men.
  • hollyminkowski, on 07/21/2008, -8/+45, 7 and 10 are spot-on.
    • Zounas, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3I can prove you otherwise for number 10.
      • colto, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Agreed. Actually I have been surprised by the sheer number of men who still haven't figured out that the clitoris is a shaft and not just a button.
  • Haoie, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2410 down, 10 thousand to go.
  • rypic7, on 07/21/2008, -4/+85what is this "clitoris?"
    • crapmatic, on 07/21/2008, -6/+102Well, first, find the pussy and go about 25 pixels up and 5 pixels to the left. Put your mouse on it and pretend she goes "unh!" To give her lots of stimulation, move the mouse cursor over it for a couple of minutes. You are now the Ron Jeremy of Digg.
      • hurdboy, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1And, no, you won't grow back hair, unless you've already got it.
      • sakuraz, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9it didn't work.

        Is there a walkthrough somewhere?
      • sakuraz, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Oh, honest mistake.

        I thought u meant blowup dolls.
      • Relikh, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Sorry, no walkthrough, but I found a website with some killer cheat codes.
    • Teanuh, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6"Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?"
      • snlildude87, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5Very different from the male vagina.
    • zimmermans, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5You know those lil' red ball things in the middle of certain laptop keyboards which function as the mouse? that's the clitoris.
      • greatgatsbyII, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2I always thought that was the clicktoris
    • Sexboy2K, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0the ***** is like the chicks penis :)
  • upick, on 07/21/2008, -4/+2110. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.

    LOL
    There's some doosies on this list but over all its made me laugh...
    • kiwiboyus, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1This was stolen from Sex and the City, don't ask me how I know.
      • clarient, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Maybe because it says Sex and the City within the first sentence?!
    • Perplexion, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3Yeah well I'm a man so I'm not asking the direction in which that inch should be traveled.
    • kittnerrules, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1If you don't know where the ***** is, please, leave it to the rest of us.
  • MissCellania, on 07/21/2008, -0/+72, 7, and 10. Most women wouldn't consider the others important enough to even talk about.
    • Yurhiness, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3Yes, because we only talk about things important.
  • jquipp, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10Might be better to list the 10 things we DO know about women ... that would be a comprehensive list!
    • drmangrum, on 07/21/2008, -2/+31)
      2)
      3)
      4)
      5)
      6)
      7)
      8)
      9) Women have a happy fun time place
      10) Women have boobs.
      • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1If I wanted to get dugg down, I'd put "1) Women are Drama Queens", but I won't.
  • dannyapplesauce, on 07/21/2008, -2/+201Wow, this list is retarded. Buried as lame as hell.
    • fas2, on 07/21/2008, -0/+7Thank you, I thought nobody was gonna say it.
    • RobotBuddha, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4Seriously. Sexual dimorphism is an interesting topic, and I had my hopes up for something other than somewhat stale one liners.
    • sh4rkb1t3, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Msaleem puts out his garbage again. Thanks, you *****.
    • DanQuist, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3How the hell is this front page? Now I REALLY want to quit digg.
  • onlyaftersunset, on 07/21/2008, -1/+24This list would be much better if it didn't have pointless one about breakfast cereal or hair loss. This makes us women look bad.
  • Desolite, on 07/21/2008, -7/+8Are you an avid digger? Then you might be more interested in our article "100 things you don't know about women."
  • teessidedazza, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6If you know number 10, number 2 will follow......or so I am told!
  • Sturmhouse, on 07/21/2008, -2/+69http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26 ...
    • AWBoy666, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1See, that was actually a much better list of things to do for a woman. Seriously. And it included explanations for how ridiculous those things were!
    • kyyled, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2My only regret is that I have but one digg to offer for that comment.
  • Corrosionx, on 07/21/2008, -5/+3Lame. Knew them all.
  • WCL23, on 07/21/2008, -3/+45This is nothing more than attention seeking, stereotypical drivel. In fairness, from Kim Cattrall, it couldn't be anything else. BURIED.
  • disrupter, on 07/21/2008, -13/+3I got laid saturday. :)
    • Smills, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5Yeah, me too. Their boobs feel just like sandbags, don't they!
  • SolidBones, on 07/21/2008, -1/+65I like how comb-overs are an equivalent offense to cheating.
    • Corinne716, on 07/21/2008, -0/+18They're not unless you're a shallow and completely unintelligent woman.... which she is. The only thing in this article that was true was the part about being funny. A sense of humor will get you just about anywhere.
      • illegalcortex, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2That's the problem with the comb-over. It's a red flag that this guy takes himself to seriously and can't just laugh about his baldness and forgo trying to hide it. Because everyone else is laughing AT him for it.
      • hackiavelli, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1I know a comedian had a whole bit about getting into the business for the girls and being sorely disappointed.
  • banido, on 07/21/2008, -1/+10I don't even know women.
  • SolidBones, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6Oh, and there are some serious shooping issues with that hand on the back of the couch.
  • heliox, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6Whats with all of these top 5, 10, 15 lists?
    Especially the ones that claim I don't know something, want something, hate something.

    Buried
  • kevisazombie, on 07/21/2008, -1/+75buried for Kim Cattrall
    • mightycbu, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3@ kim catrall:
      one thing you didn't know about men:
      1. men don't like tigerprints or deritives there-of. it was invented by an old lady who was looking for a distraction from her old leather glove wrinkled face!
  • soomprimal, on 07/21/2008, -1/+12Kind of lame, failed to inspire or inform.
  • theutopian, on 07/21/2008, -1/+15Woah... wait. Guys are having trouble finding the clitoris? It's not that hard to find, especially when she'll SHOW it to you!
    • Indpthinker, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I showed you, and now you are the ***** master!
      • BNash577, on 07/21/2008, -0/+7I AM THE ***** COMMANDER!
      • Zounas, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Can you educate me too? I want at least Ph.D on Clitoral Discovery.
  • conan1984, on 07/21/2008, -1/+37How many more of these can I read!!! Lets face it people...EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT! You cannot just generalise women like this! Especially when the Woman you are taking advice from is some over-aged, bottle blond, crap actress, whos only saving grace is, she doesnt mind getting her ***** out???
    • RobotBuddha, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Wait, are you suggesting that women are human! Next thing they'll be assuming the same of men! Then where will the dating advice industry, and hack comedians, get their money! Why do you hate america?
  • frequentFlyer, on 07/21/2008, -1/+10Lame. That bitch has been divorced how many times?

    OTOH, there really are 10 things that we guys don't know about women. Once we know them, though, there will be another list and another and another..... (repeat ad nauseum).
  • LucerinRed, on 07/21/2008, -11/+6The Female Orgasm is a myth
    • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -4/+1No its not. Was that supposed to be sarcasm>?
    • LucerinRed, on 07/21/2008, -3/+8What the hell is sarcasm?
    • Abomonog, on 07/21/2008, -4/+5You have proven yourself to suck in bed.
      Someone break that face palm pic out here please?
    • theutopian, on 07/21/2008, -2/+5Then you're doing it wrong.
    • Indpthinker, on 07/21/2008, -3/+4if that's not sarcasm, dude you just must not be that good. Cause, as a woman, it is a very real thing!
      • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Why were you being dugg down?!
      • LucerinRed, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1see now I know you're lying, women don't exist on digg.
    • CobaltBlue, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5Or proven himself to be a Jay and Silent Bob fan.
    • buryyourhead, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5now is sarcasm a different kind of orgasm?
    • drmangrum, on 07/21/2008, -3/+1I pity you for never having a woman straddle you and have multiple orgasms, it's quite the sight to behold.....and envy.
    • Misanthrope, on 07/21/2008, -2/+3HA! I love it. You say one thing and all the Digg "Sex Experts" come out of the woodwork so EVERYONE knows that THEY tear ***** up in the sack.

      If you were all that great you wouldn't have to be reassuring yourself on Digg.
      • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1You don't need to be an expert to know that something is real. You just have to at least experience it once.
      • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1There's another list near the front page from Cosmo about the Top 8 Sex Positions.

        It recommends having sex on an operating dryer.

        I wrote the equivalent of "lame, grow up, have sex on a sybian"

        You'd think I'd said god doesn't exist or bush should be impeached.
    • renski13, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1maybe for you
  • dyranios2, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10This was really some of the dumbest ***** I have read in a long time if you dugg this you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
  • downs1de, on 07/21/2008, -9/+37How the hell did this make the frontpage? BURIED FTW.
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    • Paulish, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I think it is meant to say "It's a tramp!"
  • Pledio, on 07/21/2008, -7/+64Things I do know...

    1.
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    5.
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    10. They bleed once a month
    • Thundercat1971, on 07/21/2008, -2/+25stay away from anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
      • snuhfoo, on 07/21/2008, -4/+5Stay from anything that has all the blood in its head rush to its crotch and doesn't die.
      • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2Ok Mr. Garrison -- though remember how well that knowledge worked out for him...

        "Scissor me baby, oh yeah!"
    • psykiv, on 07/21/2008, -2/+6A surprising amount of females actually don't have regular periods. So uh, your list is

      1
      2
      3
      4
      5
      6
      7
      8
      9
      10

      :(
      • Nerotique, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Lots of women don't have regular periods due to taking birth control pills. However, super-skinny women with very little body fat also have trouble with menstruation. Low body fat percentage on women just isn't attractive. Contrary to what many women believe, men *want* curves on women. Although curves aren't to be confused with being a lard-ass. There is a happy medium here.
      • Sexboy2K, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0nah im in2 thin chiks
        thin is in :)
    • BedPost, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2711. Bitches love smiley faces.
    • CobaltBlue, on 07/21/2008, -2/+3I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
    • mightycbu, on 07/21/2008, -1/+12a true captain also sails the red-sea
      • assbeard, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4I must not be a true captain, cus that is ***** gross.
    • MrFurious2k, on 07/21/2008, -1/+16Problem is, if she stops bleeding monthly, it's a good indication you've got problems. I discovered this 4 times and let me tell you, what resulted hasn't shut up since.
  • MediaCrisis, on 07/21/2008, -7/+35I don't know what is more annoying, Kim Cattrall speaking on behalf of everyone with a vagina or movie advertisements that try to be magazine articles.

    Here's all you need to know about women: THREE holes.
    • NCg8r, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2You lack imagination. Go watch Rocco and get back to me with a report on what you've learned...
      • MediaCrisis, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0All Oscar nominees aside, my imagination can go there but only chooses to when drunk or I REALLY owe him.
      • NCg8r, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1hehehehhh... You're in for quite a surprise when you realize which Rocco I am referring to...
      • rayjitsu, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1HEHEHE... /flushes toilet
  • Seraphic1, on 07/21/2008, -0/+20This list is new news to me.. which is sad, because I'm a woman.
    • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Apparently your name is false advertising. ;-)
  • Refluence, on 07/21/2008, -4/+9Kim Cattrall should write for divinecaroline.com
    • PabloMac, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3The problem is, she would take that as a compliment.
  • jamwil87, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6In which direction?
  • WallyAnti, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3 Oh, yay, more advise from the character that has the most sex and gives the best bj's. At least that's what I gathered from my two episode SatC experience. These Entourage and SatC types disturb me. They are just so into themselves.
  • TurboSquid, on 07/21/2008, -7/+9More useless feminist propaganda. Buried.
    • MiamiRox, on 07/21/2008, -7/+8Another macho man pig turning chicks off from digg. I Bury Thee.
    • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4How is that feminist propaganda?
      -----> Is there really such a thing as a feminist in this day in age? If so... its pretty sad.
      • Asheis, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2firstly.. I think he was being sarcastic.. this list is essentially as far away from feminist propaganda as you can get.

        Secondly, there is such a thing as a feminist these days! All you have to do to qualify is to feel that women deserve equal standing with men. that's it.. no radical bra burnings, or hell, you don't even have to be a female.
      • laughandsing, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1What I was referring to was the need. I believe that women have the same opportunities as men and deserve them. I just don't think there is a need for the "radical bra burnings". It's just not something that I thought people still classified themselves under. Things are more about equal opportunity for everyone, not just specified groups.
      • RobotBuddha, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3"All you have to do to qualify is to feel that women deserve equal standing with men."

        That's the biggest problem with modern feminism. There 'is' no definition of what one is. I've had feminists tell me that men can't be feminists, that they can, that it's about equality, that it's about justifying past inequality by elevating women above men. And they're all equally right and wrong. It's easier to just say '***** it' and say you're for equality for everyone no matter their race or gender.
  • secondfiddle, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1Women like Hennesy?
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9What the hell is this crap?
  • kraetos, on 07/21/2008, -0/+16I liked her a lot better as a Vulcan.
    • rearlgrant, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Which really isn't saying much...
  • conley, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9buried for being made by a cast member of Sex and the City.
  • Indpthinker, on 07/21/2008, -4/+83As a woman, this pissed me off! We are not all stupid and that shallow. I would say the bigger top ten list would be
    1.Always be honest, even if it's brutal
    2.She needs time to herself too
    3.Some of us like to belch and actually think it's funny
    4.If you take the time to explain Science fiction, and sports, she might actually get into it. (worked for my husband)
    5.Women love it when you do nice things just because, and that does not mean putting you shorts in the hamper. Instead bringing her flowers just because, paying to get her nails done, pumping gas for her.
    6. Chivalry is not dead! We eat it up!
    7.We know when you aren't listening to us.
    8.If you are honnest, and loyal, I don't care if you watch porn or get a lap dance. I know you'll come home to me and the sex will be great.
    9.We know if we want our men to be happy, you have to given them their own space and time. (Sadly this takes some women a lifetime to learn)
    10. We know that most of you men actually do like to cuddle.
    • sladek, on 07/21/2008, -9/+26buried as inaccurate, girls don't go on digg
      • theutopian, on 07/21/2008, -4/+6Well, she's my wife and last time I checked, yesterday in fact, twice, she had a vagina.
      • Indpthinker, on 07/21/2008, -10/+8Hey I am all woman, and yes I have a brain, and independent thought. I did not see anywhere on this website boys club. You stupid ***** moron!
      • buryyourhead, on 07/21/2008, -6/+5Yeah a brain...but 1/3 the size


        OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!
      • kateyall, on 07/21/2008, -4/+5Really? Where the hell am I then?
      • Misanthrope, on 07/21/2008, -5/+10Good lord. They come on Digg...but can't seem to take a joke.
    • onlyaftersunset, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5Amen.
    • Takfam, on 07/21/2008, -5/+4Great list. Except for number 10. I think you meant to say "some men", not "most men" like to cuddle. Most men cuddle only because we're waiting the 20 or so minutes it takes to get ready for round two.
      • CobaltBlue, on 07/21/2008, -1/+16I seriously have to wonder how you would know what most men's cuddling preference is.
      • Takfam, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2So women can talk about their sex lives with each other and it's a major motion picture, but men talk about their sex lives with each other and it's gay? Talk about a double standard.
    • iPood, on 07/21/2008, -4/+8wanna go out some time?
    • Nerotique, on 07/21/2008, -1/+7"6. Chivalry is not dead! We eat it up!"

      Chivalry is dead. Fem-bot women killed it.
    • gnomead, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8"7.We know when you aren't listening to us."

      *****. I thought I was getting away with it. Can you please tell us what to do to not listen more convincingly?
    • AWBoy666, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2A lot of those are very true. Chivalry is dead though.....too many women I know date guys who have no clue what it is. They may even be good guys, but they wouldn't open a door for a woman if it was their own front door.
    • yacks, on 07/21/2008, -0/+26. Chivalry is dead.. because most girls that that we are doing it, just to pick them up.. take off their clothes and have sex with them all night long..
    • mandles48, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3Thank you! Not all women are shallow bitches. Your list is much better.
  • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/21/2008, -1/+28"Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms."
    Really? I thought everyone's desire was to aim for the mediocre things in life.

    "Wait, let me rephrase that so there’s no confusion: multiple orgasms."
    Another duh.

    "We want you to be true to yourselves. And to us. And not necessarily in that order."
    Generic comment. No ***** people want honesty, it's not only women.

    "No man should ever purchase anything called Follicare. If you’re going bald, then go bald and try to be proud."
    Newsflash: A man considers his hair to be just as important as a woman considers hers. Hair rocks, hair loss sucks.

    "The secret to getting out of trouble with your girlfriend is being funny. A funny man can be forgiven for anything. (Exceptions: cheating and comb-overs.)"
    True, but again, it's hardly a secret. And it applies to many conflicts, not just between men and women in relationships.

    "We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men."
    Applies to both sexes.

    "The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a gold mine."
    Any inexperienced guy with even a small amount of interest in pleasing his girl will soon figure this out by himself, otherwise he is total garbage or he just doesn't give a *****.

    "The only man who can pull off twelve different kinds of breakfast cereal is Jerry Seinfeld."
    Seinfeld is awesome, so no comment here.

    "It might seem strange, but every now and then, check out your backside in the mirror. If you don’t like what you see, chances are we feel the same."
    Another one I agree with. Guys need to shape up if they expect the same from their partners. Squats and deadlifts are your friends.

    "The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is."
    Refer to the one about the vagina.

    So a pretty ***** list if you ask me.

    • mycatsasha, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4""We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men."
      Applies to both sexes. "

      I didn't know 20-year-old smoking Italian men appealed to both sexes.
      • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Well, they do. If you're a man and don't go to bed thinking about 20 year old Italian smokers, then something is seriously wrong with you.
      • mycatsasha, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Wow. They need a list of ten things we don't know about men.
      • Misanthrope, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Either way, squats and deadlifts are your friends.
  • jennylaura99, on 07/21/2008, -2/+26Don't listen to that stupid, shallow bitch. I'm female, and I didn't agree with any of those things. Then again, I read digg.
  • tehmarko, on 07/21/2008, -0/+19I wish I could bury this piece of ***** article twice.
  • edahms, on 07/21/2008, -4/+2most ridiculous ***** ive ever read. whores.
  • DontTreadOnMike, on 07/21/2008, -4/+64A man's response to the list

    1. And you want it all on our credit cards..

    2. Buy a vibrator

    3. Get over yourselves

    4. Ok then you should grow your leg hair and be proud. Stop pretending to be something you're not.

    5. Short attention span?

    6. What about big fat cigars? No? Too bad.

    7. What the hell does this one even mean? Time to cut back on the Lifetime.

    8. Jerry Seinfield is a douchbag. I'll eat whatever cereal I want.

    9. Have you seen your own fat ass lately?

    10. THe men of the world want to say, fine then do it yourself you prima donna
    • shawn1122, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10I agree with 3 the most. Seriously, any woman expecting any of these things going into a relationship doesn't deserve a decent man. Guys need to be funny, sweet, romantic...I'm sick of this *****. What do you need to be, bitch? You just need to let me into your pussy? No, I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, I could just call over a prostitute if I wanted that. If you want me to be these things, then you have to be these things too. How would you like it if I set some ***** expectations for you? Get over yourself you dumb bitch, every man will know you aren't worth the trouble if you are capable of making lists like these..
      • ninepointfive, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2damn Shawn, touche! (Reminds me of talking to my ex while we were together)
  • funwithfire, on 07/21/2008, -2/+13what a bitch
  • PeterBassett, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9"Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms."

    What a spectacularly vacuous woman.
    • lanium, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4dugg for your use of the word "vacuous"

      and also because you're right. How does one even define a vacation as "A"? Does going camping for a week count?
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