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- moeizzy, on 05/15/2009, -2/+26311. I was a man
- inactive, on 05/15/2009, -7/+256"Enjoy your AIDS bitch"
- pinkspexx, on 05/15/2009, -3/+230I would've added "is it in yet"
- yocouchdigga, on 05/16/2009, -2/+228"I forgot to take my birth control."
- pe7ra, on 05/16/2009, -2/+179#11: "You're almost as good as your brother."
- Narcism, on 05/16/2009, -9/+168***** that list, I'm writing my own.
1) Round 2? Baby, we still need to finish round 1.
2) Tomorrow, let's try to bump up the time from 5 to 6 minutes.
3) Anything comment containing the word "interesting" in it.
4) You had a condom on, right?
5) Sorry honey, I'm just used to yelling that.
6) Can we go deeper next time?
7) Can you grunt a little less?
8) Sorry, I forgot how much comes out.
9) No, honey, everything's fine, I think it's cute you're so turned on by me.
10) I really wasn't thinking of him, his name just slipped out.
Half of these are personal experience.
*edit* just remembered another one
11) Is there something wrong with me? This happened the last two times! - MrInfallible, on 05/16/2009, -6/+15811) I love you, we should get married and have children.
- Spawn2105, on 05/16/2009, -5/+126A load of crap, you can pretty much say anything to a guy after sex...
And of course, there are some winners, such as:
"Want me to go make you a sandwich?" - DannySpace, on 05/16/2009, -1/+121"I... wouldn't pull that string if I were you."
- vtbarrera, on 05/15/2009, -2/+104#5 isn't that bad. Sometimes people want to eat out after sex.
- AmyVernon, on 05/15/2009, -2/+92Yeah, I can see how these would sort of ... break the mood.
- Jeepy, on 05/15/2009, -0/+83"Could you pass me the Valtrex?"
- Psara, on 05/15/2009, -2/+76Should add "Are you done yet?"
- sockpuppets, on 05/16/2009, -1/+73"The clown nose is distracting me!"
- jrathe89, on 05/16/2009, -3/+75"BOOM HEAD SHOT!"
"Why is your mother here?"
"Is it alright if i give your brother a shot?"
"Finally, i have to take a crap"
"So not worth the 50$ your mom paid me to do this"
"Your dad is better"
"Ok this time lets use a toy" - Scr4tchFury, on 05/16/2009, -0/+641. Next!
- Pureeviljester, on 05/16/2009, -9/+72"I love you"
- jakereilly, on 05/16/2009, -0/+62I'm sorry.
- jakereilly, on 05/16/2009, -1/+58*google's "snow balling*
...
*runs* - dinglebutt, on 05/16/2009, -0/+54How much less can you care?
- SamSks, on 05/15/2009, -1/+52Wait, what do you mean "eat out"?
Would this lead to snow balling? - digitul, on 05/16/2009, -1/+49*googles snowballing*
*runs to girlfriends house* - reefsurfer226, on 05/16/2009, -0/+46"I haven't been ***** like that since grade school"
~Fight Club - Ajajadude, on 05/16/2009, -0/+46I'm fairly certain it's Friday.
- CrazySpaniard, on 05/16/2009, -1/+44bury button is over there too
- Balanced, on 05/16/2009, -0/+40Haven't any of you seen Clerks?
- mattyboy555, on 05/16/2009, -0/+38*wonders why jakereilly is running*
*googles "snow balling" in curisoty*
*runs after jakereilly - inactive, on 05/16/2009, -0/+35Don't worry. By being in a position to create a list of things said after SEX, you are in a better position than 99% of Diggers.
- sockpuppets, on 05/16/2009, -4/+38"Get off, your father's home!!"
- dschmitt743, on 05/16/2009, -1/+35SHAZAAM!
- sockpuppets, on 05/16/2009, -0/+32I hope it's a parachute.
- NoobpwnYa, on 05/16/2009, -1/+33*wonders why jakereilly is running*
*googles "snow balling" in curisoty*
*runs after jakereilly and mattyboy555 - sgvprelude, on 05/16/2009, -6/+3711. I'm pregnant now
- Narcism, on 05/16/2009, -0/+30Hey! I said only half.
- Mistlefoot, on 05/16/2009, -0/+30"is it in yet?" should always be followed with.. "whaddya means is it in yet, I'm done already"
- SaladCactusKing, on 05/16/2009, -0/+2911. "Heil Hitler."
- fourwunfive, on 05/16/2009, -2/+28"That'll be $160. Call me next time, baby."
- Ajajadude, on 05/16/2009, -0/+26I'll never look at snowballs the same way...
- maximilen, on 05/16/2009, -0/+26That'll be $120, mister.
- belebih, on 05/16/2009, -0/+25What?! Oh god, I thought you said you were from Iran!
- Sethbacca, on 05/16/2009, -1/+253 hours first time, I call *****!
- MWeather, on 05/16/2009, -0/+23Don't worry. It'll happen. Some day.
- MrSteamTank, on 05/16/2009, -0/+22Followed by her yawning and checking the time.
- blingbin, on 05/16/2009, -0/+21that is the one thing i WANT to hear afterwards
- Ajajadude, on 05/16/2009, -0/+21Lasted at least 3 hours? Your first time?
Yeeeeeaaaaah...ok... - inactive, on 05/15/2009, -2/+22Just learn to *****.
- TheBigBad, on 05/16/2009, -0/+20A sandwich tastes the same regardless if you are downstairs or upstairs.
- TheBigBad, on 05/16/2009, -0/+20Frank Caliendo committed suicide the day after John Madden quit.
- Narcism, on 05/16/2009, -0/+19Then I end up with: "Hey, where'd this callous come from?"
Why make fun of an honest man? :( -
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