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- socivitus, on 05/29/2009, -19/+3031. I'm not a trekkie, but I like Star Trek.
2. I didn't know Suess coined the term "nerd". ***** him and his stupid books.
3. It's great you like nerdy guys, but my Vespa only seats one.
4. Yes, I can fix your computer; it'll cost you though.
5. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of, I occasionally sneeze around ***** to make them go away though.
6. I played Magic the Gathering during lunch breaks in high school, so yes.
7. I wish everyday I could go back and be a cool kid.
8. My IQ is higher than you can count.
9. Yes, I still live with my mother.
10. I wear glasses and I'm on Digg all day, of course I'm a virgin! Thanks for asking. - emecks, on 05/29/2009, -4/+25711. Mac or PC?
- mjk340, on 05/30/2009, -3/+144I heard a rumor that they're in a place called 'outside'.
- failtrain, on 05/30/2009, -2/+127I heard about that place too. It sounds dangerous. They say there is a huge fireball in the sky that burns skin!
- dgendreau, on 05/30/2009, -0/+123The worst part is if you actually do fix their computer.
From that moment on, anything that goes wrong with their computer even a year later is automatically YOUR FAULT. - sjbdallas, on 05/29/2009, -3/+119Where are these women?
- inactive, on 05/30/2009, -10/+123I'm still a virgin. :(
- RyanCoke, on 05/30/2009, -1/+91No one screws with Seuss. Ever. That guy is a grandmaster and you're his bitch clown.
Just an FYI.
The rest of your points are salient and valid though. If anyone ever asked for my I.Q., I would laugh in their face and say 0 (who cares, I sure don't?). Seriously half of these questions are rude to anyone that you talk to, not just nerds.
"Hi, I don't know you; but I would like to ask you incredibly personal questions that have a social stigma attached!" - AmyVernon, on 05/29/2009, -4/+8712. Windows or Linux?
- vtbarrera, on 05/29/2009, -3/+8213. Ubuntu 9.04 or Debian 5.0.1?
- inactive, on 05/30/2009, -3/+79Women, by and large, seem to like whoever has money. These days, it happens to be a lot of the old school nerds who have it. This isn't sexism, this is experience.
- sab0tage, on 05/30/2009, -4/+78"Click here to read the top 6 after the jump" or just look 1cm below...
*sigh* - d3dm, on 05/30/2009, -0/+70I don't know about nerds, but from reading the comments on Digg for a few years, I'll start a list of things you should never say to a Digger:
1. I like cops.
2. Global Warming??? Yeah, right.
3. Anyone that smokes marijuana is an idiot.
4. I voted for George Bush, didn't you?
5. Terminator 4 was awesome.
6. Can you help me with my MySpace page?
7. Who would ever eat bacon??? Ick!
8. I wish they arrest all those people that are stealing music on the Internet.
9. Let's go shopping at Walmart!
10. What church do you belong to? - inactive, on 05/29/2009, -3/+64amen to the can you fix my computer question...jesus I get tired of that one
- dlan4327, on 05/30/2009, -1/+54Actually that's perfectly acceptable to say to a digger.
Oh Hi Average. *waves again* - martialverse, on 05/29/2009, -7/+60Can you haz cheezburger?
- StickWST, on 05/30/2009, -1/+52FTA "If he does have his V-card, though, aren't you curious as to what 20-some years of pent-up sexual energy can do between the sheets?"
Climax in 30 seconds after 5 minutes of awkward gropey foreplay? - inactive, on 05/30/2009, -0/+47when you finally have sex, will you have to change your username?
- Mopbucket, on 05/30/2009, -3/+50I'm a girl and I made a jetpack out of a mopbucket and sunshine and flew to the moon to have tea with the queen.
- DivisibleByZero, on 05/30/2009, -0/+46He means his plastic Vulcan ears.
- Poe350, on 05/30/2009, -0/+40I built a computer for a friend about six months ago. He must of gone to shady porn sites 24/7 because it basically came to standstill.
Guess who's fault it was? - dizmoz, on 05/30/2009, -2/+37FORMAT FORMAT FORMAT! That is how I fixed everyone's computer I didn't like.
- UndeniablyRexer, on 05/30/2009, -3/+33Mtn. Dew or Dr. Pepper?
- sjbdallas, on 05/29/2009, -3/+3213. Which one's Pink?
- jwmann, on 05/30/2009, -0/+29I actually went to the comments just to see AverageDigger's post.
I knew it'd be here. - MorfiusX, on 05/30/2009, -10/+39Don't call me a nerd. Nerd's have thick framed glasses and pocket protectors. I am fine with being called a geek though. The difference? A geek, in my opinion, is more of a normal person with the higher aptitude for technology and knowledge.
- jemka, on 05/30/2009, -0/+26"I expected you to have a bigger hard drive."
- MattBD, on 05/30/2009, -1/+27Gnome or KDE?
- merimeet, on 05/30/2009, -3/+28Virginity will never be the new black, but you can keep telling yourself that.
- Stormwern, on 05/30/2009, -1/+26I agree, you sound alot more like a douchebag than a nerd.
- 1iProd, on 05/30/2009, -4/+28"KnivesForRobots sucks."
- zaferk, on 05/30/2009, -0/+23dugg for truth
- inactive, on 05/30/2009, -0/+22Sign me up!!!
- Llanowar, on 05/30/2009, -1/+23I miss the days of playing M:TG at lunch breaks in high school.
Good times.
The whole fix your computer things though, it all depends. If I've been dating a girl for a year I'll surely fix her computer for free. If she walks up to me out of nowhere and ask if I can fix her computer it will cost her, yes. - forevernomad, on 05/30/2009, -0/+21My boss emails me to ask me to fix his internet all the time, although I continue to give him the same reply he still hasn't caught on.
"You pay me less than average wages, therefore I assume you expect less than average from me, fixing the internet is both beyond what you pay me and what you expect from me for my paycheck, but seeing as you could send this email you can assume that I have fixed the internet for you. Please remember this at Christmas bonus time." - inactive, on 05/30/2009, -2/+23This guy is funny he says this on every thread, it's getting to be like where's Waldo, where's averagedigger. Me too average, virginity is the new black though :-).
- inactive, on 05/29/2009, -2/+23I have no problem with ladies asking any of these questions.
- mrno, on 05/30/2009, -6/+26bury for most idiotic stereotype written by a low salary wannabe journalist.
none of his statements applied. computers don't equal to nerds. computers = jobs and money. journalists = homeless
what kind of idiots fix others computers for free? do mechanics fix their peers cars for free? ridiculous and idiotic bias statements. - fragsta, on 05/30/2009, -2/+22When I hear a girl saying "I like nerdy guys" my ears prick up slightly, actually.
- CanadaMan87, on 05/30/2009, -0/+19What?
- 3The3Dude3, on 05/30/2009, -0/+19True story: The more time I spend on the computer, the less time I spend with women.
- nitzua, on 05/30/2009, -2/+21Buried as idiotic.
- inactive, on 05/30/2009, -1/+19It's nothing to be proud of.
- nighthawk8713, on 05/30/2009, -0/+17System32 is where all the viruses hide. Just delete it.
- fknrat, on 05/30/2009, -1/+18Yeah, it's pretty much the money. "Success" and "confidence" are just buzzwords women use to mask the fact that 98% of them are gold diggers.
- Silentnite85, on 05/30/2009, -0/+17That's what she said :(
But then I responded with, its not the size of the hard drive but the movement of the head across the platters. - hebejebelus, on 05/30/2009, -0/+17I concur. What?
- m4fia117, on 05/30/2009, -0/+16I double concur. What?
- AdmiralAcbar, on 05/30/2009, -0/+16Exactly. I dare anyone to write a more comprehensive guide to turtle-stacking.
- justok, on 05/30/2009, -0/+16ears?
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