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- blackbeardtron, on 02/12/2008, -9/+103You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden. Couldn't eat it. Not allowed." Pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears.
- KraftDinner101, on 02/12/2008, -3/+58Know what really grinds my gears? When you can't find the droids that you're looking for.
- YumYumKittyLoaf, on 02/12/2008, -1/+55Correction, YOU ruined your life. WoW just gave you an excuse.
- Natetendo83, on 02/12/2008, -14/+65I love Portal, but all these excuses to reference it are starting to grind my gears
- JavertHolmes, on 02/12/2008, -2/+52The companion cube is quite easy to get. All you have to do is trade in an extra large heart with one of the stormwind guards and it's all yours.
The extra large heart is quite easy to get. All you have to do is get a group of 40 people, each with a "scroll of summoning" to visit Hellfire Citadel's rooftop and kill a 70 elite. Only one person gets the drop, though, so you may have to get several scrolls of summoning and several raids together to do it.
The scroll of summoning is quite easy to get. All you have to do is collect 10 medium hearts.
A medium heart is quite easy to get. All you have to do is collect 5 small hearts and then summon a mob easily killable by 3 people. You then collect a unique "medium heart without love" item that is on a 24 hour timer and will extinguish out if someone doesn't /kiss you within that time limit. The only catch is that players can't mutually /kiss each other, nor can people under level 70 /kiss, meaning people are trading /kisses like auctionable material.
A small heart is quite easy to get. All you have to do is run one of the Outlands instances and kill a final boss. The boss has a 25% of dropping one, so it should only take you, statistically, about 20 runs to gather a heart.
Good luck to everyone! - valardur, on 02/12/2008, -7/+56Yay as a mage I can :
/cast portal Ironforge
Throws into The Great Forge
Achievement Complete: Fratricide - nocam, on 11/10/2008, -6/+54Thank God for the Internet. Now all genuinely funny and clever things can be savagely beaten into the ground so much faster than ever before.
- CravenTwain, on 02/12/2008, -4/+35A life is quite easy to get. All you have to do is uninstall World of Warcraft, switch off your computer and go and talk to people.
- acatzr800, on 02/12/2008, -8/+24I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
- JavertHolmes, on 02/12/2008, -1/+17I thought I wouldn't need to say it, but the parent post is a parody, though not far from the truth as far as other grinds in the game go.
- jmontez, on 02/12/2008, -2/+16[Insert quote of Portal song we've all heard plenty of times]. Anyways, funny cameo.
- thefandango, on 02/12/2008, -1/+15{insert next line of lyrics}
- theaceoffire, on 02/12/2008, -2/+15NOOOO, NOT AGAIN!
- KeithA45, on 02/12/2008, -3/+16Aperture Science.
- sERIALeATER, on 02/12/2008, -2/+14But there's no sense crying over every mistake
- hokeywebb22, on 02/12/2008, -18/+30This was a triumph!
- Elbryan233, on 02/12/2008, -5/+17It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
- Rookie42, on 02/12/2008, -1/+12For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
- hpdarkman525, on 02/12/2008, -1/+12And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!
- Heavy, on 02/12/2008, -0/+10And years to get the epic one.
- fahrenheitlf, on 02/12/2008, -1/+11"You know what really grinds my gears? Those X-ray specs you used to buy out of the comics. I save up forever to buy these things and when I finally get them yesterday I couldn't see the inside of my son's belly. See, I wanted to see if he had eaten the last nilla wafer 'cause I told him I wanted it. Boy, I tell ya, that really grinds my gears."
- beatryder, on 02/12/2008, -0/+9Yeah, what's up with that?
- nblsavage, on 02/12/2008, -2/+11It's a joke you humorless ass.
- roninhobbit, on 02/12/2008, -2/+11A sense of humor is quite easy to get. All you have to do is recognize sarcasm, understand comedy, and quit being such a dick.
- l33tforlif3, on 02/12/2008, -2/+11We do what we must because we can.
- Daggity, on 02/12/2008, -3/+11We just keep on trying 'til we run out of cake.
- hassanchop13, on 02/12/2008, -0/+8and even if you dont like WoW, the rest of blizzard's games are top notch.
- inactive, on 02/12/2008, -2/+10This is getting played out so quickly. Sad, because Portal is such a great game, but soon those that haven't had the pleasure of playing it firsthand will just dismiss it as "oh yeah, that one game people fawned over incessantly with the cake and the cube and those damn quotes, right?"
It's becoming the Austin Powers or Anchorman of the gaming world : - MrFisty, on 02/12/2008, -1/+9I can quote Portal, squawk, I can quote Portal.
- mlvassallo, on 02/12/2008, -0/+8Yep... that sounds about like WoW.
Except after you give the large heart to the Stormwind Guard you have to take it to Stormwind Cathedral to actually turn it in. :/ - Unclekoolaid, on 02/12/2008, -1/+9Yeah I man they only created Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, Lost Vikings, etc. When are they gonna come up with something original? All they do is rip everyone else off.
- KraftDinner101, on 02/12/2008, -0/+7You're almost as bad as Buzz Killington.
- yohnstoppable, on 02/12/2008, -2/+9I'm sure it will take months of grinding to get your own
- SlvrEagle23, on 02/12/2008, -4/+11Tom?
- Midtowner, on 02/12/2008, -6/+13Buried. WOW is single handedly responsible for the current economic recession.
- SlvrEagle23, on 02/12/2008, -0/+6You know what *really* grinds my gears? When people don't realize you're adding onto the end of a quote and instead think you're made of epic fail. There I am, just making a post, and all of a sudden here come these bastards out of nowhere! I mean, just look at these surrounding comments! They really just grind my gears. Tom?
- peagle, on 02/12/2008, -1/+7{insert wrong line of lyrics because someone else posted then and I didn't refresh before I posted my follow-up}
- cyrix, on 02/12/2008, -0/+6SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!
- LaSepultura, on 02/12/2008, -3/+9The great thing about WoW is all of the subtle pop-culture references. Incorporating them into their MMO was a pretty original idea IMO.
- RBrenner14, on 02/12/2008, -0/+6I'm not even angry...
- CravenTwain, on 02/12/2008, -1/+6Aw, diddums. Are you going to do a cry?
- perhapsimcrazy, on 02/12/2008, -11/+16This Just In:
WoW is not fun anymore. - RussellDovey, on 02/12/2008, -0/+5But those people are the sort of losers who get addicted to WOW.
In other news: Yay, finally dinged level 67 today! - sgtpppr, on 02/12/2008, -0/+5And your soul for the legendary one.
- WoollyMittens, on 02/12/2008, -1/+6You ruined your own life. Wether you use a gun a knife or Wow, is not our problem.
- nicolasavru, on 02/12/2008, -1/+5As they burned it hurt because I was so ahppy for you!
- bweltondav, on 02/13/2008, -0/+4out of *beta*
- Borgcube, on 02/12/2008, -1/+5Even though you broke my heart and killed me
- Mithicoron, on 02/12/2008, -1/+5I'm being so sincere right now
- l33tforlif3, on 02/12/2008, -1/+5and tore me to pieces.
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