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Unicycle Moron Crashes Hard on Deck watch!

break.com — As if riding a unicycle wasn't embarrassing enough, this idiot screams out before he faceplants onto a short deck.

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 10, 2008

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  • AmyVernon, on 10/10/2008, -2/+90"Is that a no?"
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -1/+75He actually started yelling before he hit the ground.
  • DougUpndown, on 10/10/2008, -0/+56Crap video. Not worth the time. If you're gonna film your friend doing something stupid, the least you can do is actually keep the camera aimed at the pain.
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  • omoshiroi, on 10/10/2008, -1/+36Even if he nailed the landing, wouldn't something else be crushed?
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+33"Are you alright?"

    Why, of course.
  • floridiot2, on 10/10/2008, -0/+20Jesus.
  • mrcoldcow, on 10/10/2008, -2/+21Even if he had landed, the impact would have shifted all of his body weight right onto his sack

    This is one of those Fails that didn't matter if he had landed or not.
  • Meocross, on 10/10/2008, -2/+20I smell fraud
  • simg, on 10/10/2008, -1/+19wouldn't you ?
  • ngmcs8203, on 10/10/2008, -1/+16My weekends, while in college, started on Thursday nights. The real question would be... who gets drunk and gets on to Digg?
  • cdtoad, on 10/10/2008, -3/+17Umm... where's the video of him crashing? All I saw was him getting close then the camera started showing a stick. Was the stick hurt?
  • rayzha, on 10/10/2008, -1/+13AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • travis6690, on 10/10/2008, -1/+13AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUuuuuuUUUUAAAAAAAUUUuuuuUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -5/+17lol oh man that was ***** stupid.

    /drunk commmetn
  • Mobiletek, on 10/10/2008, -0/+11wtf did he think was going to happen....dugg FTW
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+11Actually he said: "Ahhhahaa, Ahhhahahahaaaa, oh *****, ahhaahaha"

  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+10Only if I had left the seat off the unicycle.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+9win or lose, its respect that counts =)))
  • RiouG, on 10/10/2008, -1/+9I like how he purposely misspelled "commetn" to convince us.
  • kashk5, on 10/10/2008, -1/+9Maybe he's in college? Maybe he has off for Yom Kippur and celebrated his day off? You're either an old man or a dork, either way, you clearly never went out on a Thursday night.
  • shiv68, on 10/10/2008, -0/+7
    And this years winner of best tortured scream captured on video goes to, Unicycle Moron Crashes Hard on Deck!
  • brandita, on 10/10/2008, -2/+9All your fail belong to us.
  • peaceninja, on 10/10/2008, -0/+6reminds me of the grape-stomping reporter:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXrvZoUmLs
  • DforSpiD, on 10/10/2008, -0/+6Well it's Friday night here in Australia
  • jazzguitar18, on 10/10/2008, -0/+6how bout a shot that actually captures what happened
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -0/+5I wanted more video footage after jesus came.
  • Aroundtheworls, on 10/10/2008, -0/+4Almost as bad as this one- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5utqi_QtRU
  • Rogue7, on 10/10/2008, -0/+4he even made the pandas cry
  • dhVyse, on 10/10/2008, -1/+5We need slow-mo of that, sound and all. Please?
  • bananasluggy, on 10/10/2008, -1/+5When someone screams like that you don't ask, "are you all right?" You get on your cell phone and dial 911...

    They really should have built that thing better than that... the sad thing is that he probably did it successfully a number of times before filming.

    The woods were pretty though. :)

    (btw, the pre-impact scream was probably of the, "Oh ***** this is going to hurt!" variety.)
  • Chjoma10, on 10/10/2008, -1/+5haha. Dugg for "is that a no? Jesus"
  • themastersb, on 10/10/2008, -0/+4He started screaming before he even hit the other part. Unless the video has some sync problems.
  • switchmullet, on 10/10/2008, -0/+4at uni dont you get drunk everynight....just me....?
  • BurlyMan, on 10/10/2008, -0/+4Sounds like Peter Griffin.
  • Rizak, on 10/10/2008, -1/+4LOL he started screaming before he even hit the damn thing!

    Not only that but he said "Are you alright... Jesus?"
  • franksmith, on 10/10/2008, -1/+4PUSSY
  • gizram84, on 05/30/2009, -0/+3what?
  • nothin2g, on 10/10/2008, -1/+4Look ma, no hands! Indeed.
  • exterminador, on 10/10/2008, -0/+3Dugg for "Unicycle Moron".
  • BlatheringIdiot, on 10/10/2008, -0/+3Ahhh, "The Unitard"
  • inactive, on 10/10/2008, -2/+5I like the part where he's in the air and knows he's screwed so he starts screaming before he even is hurt...

    /fail
  • mrgreenjeans, on 10/10/2008, -0/+3That was the funny part. He knew the pain was coming.
  • mike42979, on 10/10/2008, -0/+2nope still lost
  • RowdyJo, on 10/10/2008, -0/+2You sir, are a true friend.
  • mike42979, on 10/10/2008, -0/+2I never could get what this was lol
  • onelikeseabass, on 10/10/2008, -0/+2Disagreed. It looks like he didn't gather enough speed due to fear of going off the ramp to begin with. He fell short and appears to have slammed his hips into the edge of the deck/palate and slammed his face on the top of it as well.

    If he had had enough speed to clear the gap and land on the deck/palate, he would have been fine.
  • yessuz, on 10/10/2008, -0/+2This Damn Crisis.. Even bikes aren't normal anymore :(
  • SavageIndustrie, on 07/25/2009, -0/+2Maybe he squished his balls on the seat when he landed...
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