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- bigstinky, on 10/08/2008, -0/+22I was born with a slight mustache. I was the first in high school to sport a full one...(*ehrm*) Mustache, that is...
I meticulously honed it until I tuned 20. Then all of a sudden, with great remorse I decided to shave it off.
Shortly thereafter, women started talking to me. It seemed looking like a gay, Mexican cop was not cutting it for me.
I can handle people thinking I'm Mexican...I can even handle people thinking I'm gay, but when folks tell me I look like a cop, that's where I draw the line. - inactive, on 10/08/2008, -0/+19Disclaimer: AMI supports healthy, performance enhancing-free mustaches that contain no pesticides. Mustaches should be worn at the individual’s own risk, and AMI is not responsible for mustaches that make men look like child molesters or Dave Navarro. Wearing a “Dictator” mustache may lead to repeated beatings. Mustaches should not be worn by women who hope to find employment outside of waste collection or who are looking for male companionship. If your mustache causes you to have an erection for more than four hours, seek immediate attention from a doctor, spouse, girlfriend, or Dave Navarro.
- inactive, on 10/08/2008, -0/+10"Do I Need a Mustache? - No, but you’d look better in one." lolz
- aznpwnzor, on 10/09/2008, -0/+8With me, it's the I've been trying for 16 years, I'm asian, and there's only peach fuzz yah I admitted I'm 16
- doublefelix, on 10/09/2008, -1/+7Dude, your stash is trash, your beard is weird....
- killerstache, on 10/09/2008, -0/+6*sigh*
maybe next year. :( - MysticSavage, on 10/08/2008, -1/+6Yeah, with me it's more of a Joe-Dirt-I-Have-A-Transmission-In-My-Bathtub look going on.
- sportsaholic, on 10/08/2008, -0/+5The St. Louis Arch as the world's biggest mustache . . . makes sense.
- codyman, on 10/09/2008, -0/+5'stache ftw
- smoothmedia, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4Wilford Brimley not nominated???! This is a travesty.
- metaliq, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4I often times am approached due to my mustache and have gained many a friends, both the male and attractive female types, because of it.
I do get "nice stache" in walking by at least by weekly in random locations.
I would recommend one.
I have been pulling back its length in order to trim it and keep it prim and proper. Once it is properly trimmed up enough to be classy, it will be allowed to grow to its heart content. I miss the days when I curled it, but right now I believe it is properly professional.
Grow a mustache. Your real friends will your support you while your lame ones will be shown for what they are. - jkill, on 10/09/2008, -0/+4"What's the hardest part about being you?"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1726949 - Pawfoots, on 10/08/2008, -1/+5With me it's the whole Village People thing going on . . .
- inactive, on 10/09/2008, -1/+5I mustache you this question, who had the best facial hair of all time?
- DRTtom, on 10/09/2008, -1/+5This is Awesome!!!!
- aznpwnzor, on 10/09/2008, -1/+4I sheepishly whisker, Abraham lincoln
- inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3I like the reverse goatee & moustache or the Large Mutton Chops
- Super6, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3This is what the Bob Barr sign in my yard is for. Bob Barr for best mustache! The man drinks quintuple espresso shots!
- MylesMegyesi, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3more a fan of the wizard beard myself, but this is equally amazing.
- darny, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3this guy should have won:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/darn/1572718133/in/se ... - darny, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3my wife says mine makes me look like I enjoy touching kids.
- inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3His name is Earl.
- moonboots, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3freddie mercury should've won despite being dead and British.
- inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+3i hope to god this is the only body-hair award out there.
- shakabrah, on 10/09/2008, -1/+3where's giambi?
- Ymeg, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Mustache vs Beard; who will win?
- jimi1337, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2What, no Family Guy quotes?
- aznpwnzor, on 10/09/2008, -1/+3wait so what makes him cool?
- delooka, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2"Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached AMERICAN Award" -> wasn't the man Canadian?
- guapo42, on 10/08/2008, -1/+3Why all the hate for Dave Navarro? Besides his girlish looks and incredibly creepy voice, he was kind of a cool dude.
- solarweasel, on 10/09/2008, -1/+3geraldo rivera... even though i hate the guy
- barstegry, on 10/09/2008, -1/+3Magnum
- krahzee, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Keith Hernandez, Tom Selleck, and Rollie Fingers deserve lifetime achievement awards.
- obxjdt, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Hum, good question! I'm working on a new look, but I'm sure it's not new. As far as best goes, hard choice to make. I kindda' like Lemmy's (Motorhead), but wouldn't choose it for myself.
LIP SWEATERS RULE!!!
Can't give free mustache rides without one ;-[) - inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Grizzly Adams.
- BigDaddyBucyk, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2 Dave Wannstedt coach at Pitt has the infamous Wannstach and a restaurant named Wanny McStashes!! http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dave+wanns ...
- obxjdt, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Dude, that ranks up there with some of the rudest comments I've seen on digg. Making fun of cancer... That reaches beyond Hell for a new low!
- s14sh3r, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Where's Lourdes?
- obxjdt, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Carmine!!!
- eelwrolyat, on 10/09/2008, -0/+2Rivers Cuomo grew a nice new mustache this year.
- partrow, on 10/09/2008, -0/+1What percentage of police have mustaches, and why is this percentage much larger than the general population? ?
- jjremy, on 10/09/2008, -0/+1What's wrong with the North American Neard Appreciation Award?
- inactive, on 10/09/2008, -0/+1Sexy mustaches all over me!!!!!
- jjremy, on 10/09/2008, -0/+1Up here in Canada we have Jack Layton of the NDP party.
Vote for the 'stache on Tuesday!
http://www.pascaletherien.com/photos/publications/ ... - brstilson, on 10/09/2008, -1/+2mustache fart
- aerospacemonkey, on 10/09/2008, -0/+0Ahh, good ol' Layton with the porno 'stache'.
Dugg up for making me laugh. - tymantz, on 10/09/2008, -1/+1Dad?!
- thestereofield, on 10/09/2008, -0/+0yeah well I'm 19 and white and can only get a thin patchy one....***** it all
- aerospacemonkey, on 10/09/2008, -0/+0I prefer the word 'mustachioed' to 'mustached'; so much more refined.
- DeepFriedFetus, on 10/09/2008, -3/+2"Go for the stache Obama, its only rival is the tumor on McCain’s face."
New voting bloc?

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