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Spearfisher Faked His Death And Got Caught For It .. Idiot!

latimes.com — Friends reported John Sung Park missing after a spearfishing outing in September, just days before he was to appear at a sentencing hearing on felony charges.

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  • Sublex, on 12/31/2008, -0/+76..how did he get caught?

    They THINK he's still alive, but haven't found him yet.
  • Jaang, on 01/01/2009, -1/+41The article clearly states that he hasn't been found. So the headline is a lie.
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+27Why is this on the front page?
  • Sublex, on 01/01/2009, -0/+11...look at who submitted it.
  • TheTaoOfBill, on 01/01/2009, -0/+9If he already pleaded guilty why the hell wasn't he in jail?
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+10Could be worse, he could have gotten himself killed whilst trying to fake his death.
  • nost4lgic, on 01/01/2009, -1/+8Who knows, it might have been a suicide attempt after meeting the cast of Laguna Beach and overhearing one of their bitchy, whiny, high school drama-filled conversations.
  • Jonjonr6, on 01/01/2009, -2/+9Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

    Oh wait, the one-armed man did it.
  • frsrblch, on 01/01/2009, -0/+7"The warrants, the court date, the Tarzana incident and the lack of evidence washing ashore in Laguna Beach led police to believe Park is alive, Kravetz said."

    Posthumous grand theft auto and vehicular assault led them to believe he might not be dead? Damn, that's quite the deduction.
  • whazdown, on 01/01/2009, -1/+6spelling of the reply is dire
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+5From the headline I thought you were talking about another rap star I'd never heard of.
  • chaos7, on 01/01/2009, -1/+5total badass?
  • BradOFarrell, on 01/01/2009, -5/+9The headline makes him sound like a bumbling dope, but he looks like a total badass in the mug shot.
  • GiggleStick, on 01/01/2009, -2/+4Well, since he stole his car back from the lady he sold it to and ran over her daughter in the process, I'd say he's caught in the act of faking his death, but not yet captured. Like when the cops catch somebody burglarizing a home, they still have to capture and arrest him.
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+3This is not news; this is inconsequential ***** of passing interest at best.
  • urmston, on 01/01/2009, -0/+1I totally agree. A giant waste of time.
  • borgheses, on 01/03/2009, -0/+1buried... misleading title... not caught yet
  • Sonixunite, on 01/01/2009, -0/+1No it would be way funnier if her ass were stapled to the sealing and she had diarrhea for a week, thus the ***** had to gather enough pressure just to seep between the cheeks and the ceiling.
  • Sonixunite, on 01/01/2009, -1/+2Total Badass.
  • whazdown, on 01/01/2009, -0/+1Nah... my pet porcupine is better...
  • whazdown, on 01/01/2009, -1/+2...really?
  • Coinspinner, on 01/01/2009, -1/+1Hey, it worked for Christopher Marley!
  • Cglass, on 01/01/2009, -2/+2You win sir ;)
  • InitialDMP5, on 01/01/2009, -1/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbOdOwkzapo
  • importfr87, on 01/01/2009, -1/+1It's actually really funny, the guy actually sold his car the day before, then stole it back after and hit someone. You guys really don't think it's funny?
  • inactive, on 01/01/2009, -6/+3He got caught in a net. LOLLERCAUST!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Rudegar, on 01/01/2009, -6/+1leave the fish alone!
  • wincent, on 01/01/2009, -6/+0...............
  • redrabbit, on 01/01/2009, -13/+3Krusty the Clown!
  • rsHoratio, on 01/01/2009, -14/+4He should take lessons from my dog; he ***** rocks at pretending to be dead.
  • quomen, on 01/01/2009, -16/+5He's Korean.
    I'm Korean.
    Don't Digg me down!
  • protodon, on 01/01/2009, -14/+1Wouldn't it be funny if Britney Spears caught him?!?
  • postvivace, on 01/01/2009, -17/+2*some pun on spearing fish here*

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