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- kdmkdmkdm, on 07/19/2009, -3/+74http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/
- Enlyth, on 07/19/2009, -5/+56*****
- brad3378, on 07/19/2009, -4/+53That dude above me probably unfairly judges people by their appearance.
- snak3st, on 07/19/2009, -1/+48stole
- omae, on 07/19/2009, -3/+49bike
- badz24, on 07/19/2009, -2/+48my
- cawble, on 07/19/2009, -1/+34My bike was stolen from school a few years ago. Not a week later, I saw it locked up in the same spot so I stole it back. I checked the serial number when I got home and they didn't match. Oops.
- vsujohn2, on 07/19/2009, -3/+32That dude above me probably unfairly judges people by one comment on digg.
The comment below me will tell me that I do the same. - tast01, on 07/19/2009, -10/+35That dude on the main page with that nose ring probably steals bikes.
- tast01, on 07/19/2009, -6/+29No, the dude on the main page with that nose ring still probably steals bikes.
- Jeebugorn, on 07/19/2009, -0/+18i knew that was gonna be on here
- falstaff, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1810 years later and I still look closely at any red/silver bike that rides by.
***** bike thieves! - dieboldcracy, on 07/20/2009, -1/+17In college I had my bike locked outside of class. Went out to unlock it after class and the lock was jammed. Found a cable cutter later that day and went back to cut the cable. Somebody had already beaten me to it.
A year goes by and I finally decide to buy a new bike. Drop 1300 on a nice new mountain bike and am riding it back to the dorm. Along the way I pass a bar with a sidewalk patio and notice a bike that looks just like my old one on a bike rack outside the bar.
Upon further inspection I realize that it is my old bike (my initials carved underneath on the frame). I walk into the bar to use their telephone (pre cellphone era). I tell the bartender what happened and that I need to call the cops to let them know that the bike I filed a police report for it being stolen was locked to a bike rack outside of said bar. Police could have cared less but bartender was intrigued and started feeding me beers while I waited for thief to come to bike rack and get bike.
Bartender also tells cocktail waitress what happened and she tells all of her tables what is happening. Pretty soon the entire bar patio area knows I'm waiting for thief to unlock bike.
Finally, 1 hr and 7 beers later the little punk comes whistling along the sidewalk and walks up to bike and starts unlocking it. Entire bar hushes as I approach him. He senses something is up and looks up at me as I ask him "Hey man, sweet bike! Where did you get it?"
Thief: "Ohhh, a friend of mine sold it to me"
Me: "really? Man could he sell me one just like it? I LOVE this bike! Could I get his number?"
Thief: "Ummmmm I don't think that would work out"
Me: "I guess not considering HE STOLE MY FUC#@*#()@ BIKE!!!!"
Thief: "Whwhwhwat?"
Me: "Look dude, you got 3 choices. 1-run away right now 2-get your ass beat by me and everyone at this bar. 3-wait for the cops to get here any second to arrest you for being a piece of ***** bike thief!!!!"
Thief: "I don't know what you are talking about"
Me: "You got 3 seconds"
Thief: "I really d........."
Me: "ONE
Thief runes away as I try to chase him but give up after 20 yrds. I come back to the bike and look over at the bar patio and there is silence as 150 patrons are all eyes on me waiting. I lift up the bike over my head and shake it up and down making sandpeople noises and the bar erupts into applause.
Epic moment. - inactive, on 07/19/2009, -2/+17http://tinyurl.com/nl4nyp
- Jarasmen, on 07/19/2009, -1/+14I am not funny at all.
- jemka, on 07/19/2009, -2/+15All the dudes above me are funny by association. All the dudes below me are not funny at all.
That one girl below me is pretty hot though. - drGt1987, on 07/19/2009, -0/+13My bike was stolen :(
- Thorpe, on 07/20/2009, -0/+12So, you kept it anyway, right?
- AhrenBa, on 07/19/2009, -0/+11Had my bike stolen on the University of Oregon campus in a well lit area right next to my dorm...Bike thieves are good a what they do. Damn them....it sucks.
- MaxMyers, on 07/19/2009, -1/+11http://niggastolemyyoshi.ytmnd.com/
- 1longtime, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10Worst thing I see, and I see it all the time: properly locked bikes, where some ***** just kicks the wheels hard enough to bend them.
Just wow. An ***** that couldn't steal my bike, so you just made sure I couldn't ride it home and made me replaced the wheels? Thanks. - babyheadout, on 07/19/2009, -1/+11Just as bad as just getting a wheel stolen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-oWBh9Ow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvPXI95hgnA - spriggig, on 07/19/2009, -3/+13The comments on the site are hosed. Couldn't find any stories except for the few videos on the front page. Site is not ready for prime time.
Also, really, what more is there to say in most cases but "I came out and looked for my bike and it was gone."? - inactive, on 07/19/2009, -0/+9I like riding my bike high.
- Stiverton, on 07/20/2009, -0/+9My bike was stolen a few years back. I was up really late playing on my PC, when I heard someone knock on the door. I looked but didn't see anyone, and opened the door. There was a guy out there who asked to use my phone. I told him no and shut the door. A few minutes later I heard a bang from my garage and then I saw him riding away on my bike. I woke my mom up and grabbed my keys (I was only a G1 driver at the time). I got in my car and started driving in the direction I had seen him heading. I caught up with 3 guys on bikes, one of them riding mine. I rolled up beside them and asked to look at the bike because someone had stolen mine earlier. They said no and started to drive faster away from me. I was a little ways back when they decided to cross the street in front of me. I decided that they might need a little more persuasion, so I hit the gas. The tires screeched the engine roared, the guys must have thought I was trying to run them over, so they bailed off the bikes and rank away into a nearby park.
I kept that bike up until I got my new one this summer. - Sil369, on 07/19/2009, -2/+10i took it bitch
- johnpaul191, on 07/20/2009, -0/+8There are few things ***** than a bike thief.
- Xplorer, on 07/20/2009, -0/+8I must be the only one in the world that has never had my bike stolen....
- Nateon, on 07/19/2009, -1/+9"we had to suck it up and smoke a couple blunts to ease it off"
I'd of done the same thing - mud3000, on 07/20/2009, -0/+8Pee-Wee should leave his story - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4-2NckEAGI
- charlie55, on 07/20/2009, -1/+9required reading for everyone who owns a bike:
http://sheldonbrown.com/lock-strategy.html - NamesTwister, on 07/20/2009, -0/+8And I'm not a girl.
- Super6, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7My mom saw 3 people on bikes that looked the same as the bikes our neighbor had, she called them and the guy came over with his Colt .357 Python and kept them on the ground until the cops came
- bicyclethief, on 07/20/2009, -1/+8Haha! What a woeful website!
- mattmeow, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7Epic Indeed.
- eivi, on 07/19/2009, -0/+7Man, I've gotten three bikes stolen in as many years. I had to wrestle a junkie for my bike at one point, too. This is the page I have been waiting for.
- hellahyphy, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Someone is probably thinking of a way to steal your bike right now!
- gritta, on 07/19/2009, -1/+7NY Fahgettaboudit Mini: http://bikemag.com/features/onlineexclusive/krypto ...
That should work almost anywhere, you need either an angle grinder or liquid nitrogen to get through it. Take the front wheel off and lock it up in the D-lock as well. Also, if you're not using a D-lock your bike is gonna get stolen. If you want to go one step further, get some magnetic ball bearings and stick em in the allen bolts so that individual parts like the saddle can't get stolen.
@ You Gotta Suck it Up video "There was no way in hell anyone was gonna get through that unless they had a clipper." - Do you think a bike thief is gonna try and steal your bike with his bare hands? Idiot. - deathandtaverns, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6$25 bike + $40 lock = never had my bike stolen
- rainierbeer, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6i didn't realize that only attractive, young, hipsters got their bike stolen.
- PizzaCat, on 07/19/2009, -0/+6somebody stole their comments!
spam haven! - Quetz23, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Ive had three bikes stolen, this time I got smart and spent the cash on a good lock, but I still dont feel safe leaving it places, kind of sucks, police dont give a ***** about bike thefts and bikes are like candy to peices of ***** scum bags.
- johnpaul191, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5there are micro GPS units that you can drop down the seat tube. makes me wonder about battery life though..... dead battery means you lost a bike and a (probably) costly security device.
- praisethelard, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5Is it possible the guy that stole your bike did so for the same reason?
- praisethelard, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5RreeaauuugghhhhhhAGGhhh!
- CircleFusion, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5you, sir, are officially the scum of the earth.
I hope you did something to make up for it later, like save a little kid from a burning building or something. - BREZZZ, on 07/19/2009, -0/+4I took it from you! Look out th window and call me a liar.
- JantjePietje, on 07/20/2009, -0/+4As a Dutchmen who had his bike stolen about 14 times(witch is under the average here) Dugg!
- dtele, on 07/20/2009, -0/+4My bike has never been stolen!
- DiggMeUpPlz, on 07/20/2009, -0/+4The babe on top of me the other night was hot...
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