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- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -20/+344The hardest part is telling everyone your gay.
- dislexicllama, on 08/27/2008, -2/+139What about my gay?
- westover88, on 08/27/2008, -0/+107was the segway ever alive?
- bjenidles, on 08/27/2008, -0/+87I'd rather have a hover board.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -8/+75This is an amazing development. They will build cities around this technologoy. Jeff Bezos laughed out loud with amazement when he saw this technology demonstrated. This is not evolutionary technology, this is revolutionary technology. People are lining up to invest in this. This technology will result in cities without cars, and will stimulate the health care industry with millions of middle aged and senior americans having broken hips from trying to learn how to rollerblade. There will be thousands of new rollerblading schools that open just so people can stand behind this thing without falling.
- iwillrefuse, on 08/27/2008, -0/+47//never thought they could come up with a way to make rollerblading *less* cool...
- Gm7Cadd9, on 08/27/2008, -5/+50The REAL segway killer:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/seg ... - obliviousfool, on 08/27/2008, -0/+43Like a ...scooter?
- johnsweber, on 08/27/2008, -0/+40I mean.. but how big IS that market? Why would you want to develop a product-killer for something that's been on life-support since release?
- frostbyt, on 08/27/2008, -0/+31I would rather walk.
- apothekari, on 08/27/2008, -5/+31Is it too much to ask for something with a goddamn seat on it?
"It'll replace the mode of transportation you use to go to work"
So I stand up on the way to work where I then stand for 10 hours?....No thanks. - Humdain, on 08/27/2008, -0/+24The Segway's competition is walking.
- centran, on 08/27/2008, -1/+22Not quite a seat but maybe something like this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/IT_( ... - inactive, on 08/27/2008, -3/+23You wont have to tell anyone, if they see you with this thing they will already know
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -1/+20I still haven't seen one of those in real life.
I think the main marketing problems affecting the segway are:
1. Nobody needs them for anything
2. About a dozen alternatives beat it in every aspect
3. They serve no purpose
4. They cost a ton
5. You look ridiculous on them
6. You can walk faster. - baldboy7, on 08/27/2008, -0/+19dugg for the lightning
- stardrek, on 08/27/2008, -4/+23Who would have thought correcting someone's grammar could be so funny?
- thedogfatherx, on 08/27/2008, -0/+17I have an idea. How about actually just roller blading! Fat asses.
- Foenetik, on 08/27/2008, -5/+21gayer than cum on a mustache.
- diatonic1, on 08/27/2008, -1/+17your you're
- chkdg8, on 08/27/2008, -10/+26Competition is good. The Segway has had a lock down in this market for quite some time so having some new blood is all good.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -0/+16Yes, for a few months before anyone saw it and nobody knew exactly what it was, it was the most amazing piece of technology that had ever existed.
- bobdobolena, on 08/27/2008, -0/+14My old Huffy = Segway Killer
- adam71o, on 08/27/2008, -0/+14I think he meant "The hardest part is telling everyone you're gay."
- septicmadman, on 08/27/2008, -1/+14Get a better job imho.
- jamin, on 08/27/2008, -0/+12He's being facetious. That's what they said about the Segway.
- DJetson, on 08/27/2008, -0/+11I agree, and isn't the real "segway-killer" just an individual desire to avoid looking like a douche on wheels?
- eryx, on 08/27/2008, -0/+11I want to see it take a jump!
- PennFarmer, on 08/27/2008, -2/+13Um, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your gay... is gay.
- wenis, on 08/27/2008, -1/+11Now we know what GOB Bluth will be riding in the AD movie.
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -0/+10get a bike. or if your lazy get an electric bike.
- BoneheadFarker, on 08/27/2008, -0/+10So the Segway killer is to simply add a third wheel?
- SteaminTmann, on 08/27/2008, -0/+9A dog can do this just as well, "The Dog Whisperer" does it all the time...
- sammal, on 08/27/2008, -0/+9Prior art! Check out "ummenajokas", an ingenious device that pulls you through snowy forests and roads.
http://www.lakelapland.fi/images/20070526103409.jp ...
Invented by a Finnish guy called Matti Lohi back in 1924. - SVOboy, on 08/27/2008, -1/+10I'd kill a segway just for fun
- chrgrose, on 08/27/2008, -0/+9let me know when it travels faster than 8 mph...
- ollerery, on 08/27/2008, -0/+8http://www.break.com/index/the-hardest-part-of-rol ...
- studdenfadden, on 08/27/2008, -9/+17Its actually so obvious it is easy when you're ridding one of these.
- sadsadrobot, on 08/27/2008, -3/+11But... You have to wear roller skates...
- jwatts07, on 08/27/2008, -2/+9Buried for it NOT being a hover board!!
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6Still fails the bicycle test.
- lynx44, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6The Segway isn't successful because all it does is replace the free act of walking with an expensive device. I don't see how this improves upon that unless it's incredibly cheap.
- nova20, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6wow. this video could have seriously been like 10 seconds.
- bluehouse, on 08/27/2008, -1/+7the people who are too lazy to walk are probably too fat for the segway or this new POS
- thomasoa, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6To quote Tina Fey's joke about the Segway, this will definitely revolutionize the way that people get hit by cars.
- MondayJBlack, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6A pink wheel pulling you around to with ***** techno in the background is pretty damn gay
- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6Where's my ***** jet-pack ?
- hilo4321, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6youve never seen that except on youtube
- dafragsta, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6It's been on life support because it's ridiculously over-priced. I mean, does the thing REALLY need to balance on two wheels? That just seems like cost-add showing off.
- Versh, on 08/27/2008, -0/+6"Hey, McFly, you bozo! Those boards don't work on water!"
"Unless you've got power!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pxK4VYmgOs -
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