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List: 25 Best Intramural Sports Team Names

tastybooze.com — Gone are the simple team names from your adolescence, like “Wildcats,” “Bears,” and “Yankees.” Balls, poles, bases, bats, runs, and scoring, are turned into euphemisms for male genitalia, female genitalia, fecal matter, and mom jokes. Put a couple of these together and you have yourself a pretty clever team name

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  • drewdown112, on 06/26/2008, -0/+22"Our Lesbians Are Better Than Yours" - the key to all co-ed sports!
  • Cheese6034, on 06/26/2008, -0/+9Changing the name of my fantasy squad to "In One Ear And Out Your Mother"
  • iusethisforhwk, on 06/26/2008, -2/+11"Off Constantly"

    so if you lose, the winning team says "We beat "Off Constantly"
  • S7aind, on 06/26/2008, -0/+9Bowl Jobs is the best
  • bigthree, on 06/26/2008, -0/+8College Intr. Softball team name -- The Cleveland Steamers -- they had no idea what it meant (we went to school south of Boston so it had nothing to do with Cleveland)
  • inactive, on 06/26/2008, -1/+9We had it out with the IM "Censors" one flag football season. We WERE "Team Lindsay Lohan has Some Tig ole Bitties". They changed it to "Lindsay Lohan is Pretty". We settled with "The Lindsay Lohan Sack Attack". Why her? Her cousin was a student and on an opposing squad, unknowing to the officials :).
  • bstory, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7#2 should be #1
  • DrCrankenstein, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7In high school we had an IM basketball team called the Skin Flaps.
  • Cheese6034, on 06/27/2008, -0/+7Climb down out of your tower and laugh at a sexual innuendo like the rest of us, Captain Maturity.
  • 2468ben, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7"Nine Inch Males".
    2001 Lower Merion Ultimate Frisbee Team
  • SnuKs, on 06/26/2008, -0/+6Company Softball Team: No Glove, No Love.
  • OldGrandma, on 06/26/2008, -0/+6team name for my ***** fighting fantasy league: Bu-*****-e
  • inactive, on 06/26/2008, -2/+7Even though I liked your comment, I chose to bury it to show you that the Universe is arbitrary and unfair.
  • RedStateRetard, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5You forgot the "Fighting Whites"
    A group of Native American intramural basketball players were protesting Native American depictions in sports. But it back-fired. The Fighting whites became very popular. Ppl began clamouring for t-shirts
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites
  • jer21, on 06/26/2008, -3/+7My ultimate frisbee team were called the NADS (new age disc slingers)...before every game we'd huddle up and chant "Gooooooooo Nads"!
  • drewdown112, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4It's called a joke... my girlfriend is a lesbian.
  • inactive, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3If you liked that list, you'd probably like this list of funny baseball players names:
    http://www.bofads.com/stories/sports.htm
  • sfharper, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4lol:) Sheri
  • dcoolidge, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3We play against a team called "Your Mom"
  • albinorhino101, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3There was an intramural roller hockey team at Penn State called "The Peter Northstars" that still takes the cake for me.
  • moonaust, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3We had "Grandpa's Magic Doll" , if you know the joke it is highly offensive.
  • heretik, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3my hockey team was "Punch em in the Neck"
  • Smigge87, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3I like "Off in the shower better" My friends were on that team.
  • boardthis, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3headers are better than handballs
  • EarthernJar, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3"No Talent Ass Clowns"
  • Ocelot13, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3you must be new here....
    someone get him a pamphlet
  • mandrakeRaptor, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2No hockey!? "We love to puck" , "slapping sticks"!?
  • jellyfishes, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2QQQQ
  • Novion76, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Dodgeball: Target Practice, Balls to the Walls
  • shaggy25, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2At the time of this post drewdown's post had no down votes (22+/-0)
  • mga911, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Any clever co-ed soccer names?
  • inactive, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I prefer ours.. "Those Guys"
  • MightyAphrodity, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2lol...i had to look up "cleveland steamer"
    hilarious list!
  • drewdown112, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2You must really hate your life...even more than using appropriate grammar and spelling. You lose.
  • ozMP3, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2We beat Off in Public this season too.
  • boardthis, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2the other 2 replies represent why you can't have fun in america without the PC police on your ass.

    great names, might have to steal one of those for kickball coming up!
  • vince916, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I like the name DVDA
  • inactive, on 06/27/2008, -1/+3How about Scared Hitless
  • elipabst, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2I was on a lacrosse team called the Golden Shockers, when it was still an obscure college reference. I think we even had gloves where 3 of the fingers were gold and the rest was blue. It was funny because you'd know exactly who got it, because you'd see someone look down at your jersey and start cracking up immediately.
  • wruffryder10, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2Sandy Clams - Sand Volleyball
    Dirty Beaches/ White Beaches - Sand Volleyball
  • davdev, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2Where did you got to school? We also had that name. I went to Stonehill.

    The best name we had is "We'll Be Skins", as in Shirts vs Skins. We were pretty vain back then
  • emomakesmecry, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2A bunch of my friends were on a basketball team in high school that they called "The Penetrators". The best part was their sponsor. A local gynecologist's office.
  • UrinalPooper, on 06/27/2008, -1/+2Cute... but none of them will ever beat "The Fighting Amish".

  • noahgelman, on 06/26/2008, -2/+3Kinda weak actually, funny, but still weak
  • SUPERCHIMP, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1My hockey team is called the Hedgehogs after Ron Jeremy. He is our logo.
  • inactive, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1
    http://www.24timepass.com/olympics-2008/olympics-2 ...



    Olympics 2008 Sports List, sport information, olympics games 2008 timing, venue history


    http://www.24timepass.com/olympics-2008/olympics-2 ...




  • inactive, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1
    http://www.24timepass.com/olympics-2008/olympics-2 ...



    Olympics 2008 Sports List, sport information, olympics games 2008 timing, venue history


    http://www.24timepass.com/olympics-2008/olympics-2 ...




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