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- DevinWatson, on 10/11/2009, -7/+75MAKE YOUR BABIES RUN ABNORMALLY FAST! THEY'LL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS! PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE KENYANS! THEY'LL RACE AS FAST AS KENYANS, IN A RACE WITH ACTUAL KENYANS, AND IT'LL BE A TIE, AND THEY"LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA! POWERTHIRST!
- duggtodeath, on 10/11/2009, -4/+60Obama did what now?
/s - DeskFlyer, on 10/11/2009, -3/+39MADE FROM REAL LIGHTNING!
- Samas11, on 10/12/2009, -4/+27I read that as 'Kanye wins Chicago marathon'.
- STBAT25, on 10/11/2009, -4/+27In other news, water is wet.
- diemunkiesdie, on 10/11/2009, -2/+23A Kenyan wins a race? Color me shocked!
- consonance, on 10/12/2009, -1/+18@diemunkiesdie
I don't know, millions of people tune in every night to watch Bill O'Reilly. - Bartboy919, on 10/12/2009, -3/+15Obama doesn't deserve that medal.
- argagarg, on 10/12/2009, -0/+8IT'S LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM.
- CaliforniaEagle, on 10/11/2009, -3/+11No Surprise There!
- DevinWatson, on 10/11/2009, -2/+10In case you're new to the internet: http://www.picnicface.com/videos.php?videoID=12
- str1fe, on 10/12/2009, -0/+7FOUR HUNDRED BABIES
- chesstwin, on 10/11/2009, -1/+8Very good run for a race that went out on 2:02:30 pace or ~4:38 per mile.
- DaviDTC, on 10/12/2009, -0/+6or just less than 13 mph.
- dtham, on 10/12/2009, -0/+6SHOCKLATE!
- OSXpert, on 10/12/2009, -0/+5As a spectator of said marathon, I'd just like to confirm that it was really *****' cold outside.
- chrisfly, on 10/12/2009, -2/+6i would have been funny if a guy from Rio won.
- RatatRatR, on 10/12/2009, -0/+3Sadly, yours is the best comment here.
- BiGBiLLZ, on 10/12/2009, -1/+4I heard he was chased by a lion the whole way till the finish line
- jimbod, on 10/12/2009, -0/+3Oh, now I get it.
- oboshoe, on 10/12/2009, -2/+5NO WAY he was born in Kenya! You know he's an American
Lets see his long form birth certificate and make him prove he was born in Kenya.
/s - r0ji, on 10/13/2009, -0/+2Well played. I loled.
- andyb747, on 10/12/2009, -4/+5well if I had leopards and pumas chasing my ass throughout my childhood I would probably be in the condition to win a marathon too...
- had3l, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1We're on to you Chicago.
- teebird, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1I could say a lot of things about how inane a post this is, but I'll limit myself to one thing:
THERE ARE NO PUMAS ANYWHERE ON THE AFRICAN CONTINENT!!!
Moron! - dinglebutt, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Come to Kenya, we've got runners.
- igutekunst, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Me too.
- Fleagleman, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Ok then. In other news, people woke up and went to work this morning. Some really compelling stuff on Digg today.
- JoeHague, on 10/12/2009, -2/+3I though it said Kanye
- lsloany, on 10/12/2009, -3/+4Yo Sammy I'm real happy for you and I see you finished first but Cliff Young is the greatest runner of all time.
- cobalt8888, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1I was coming to make a similar comment after reading the headline.
- Burrito, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Good for Sammy Wanjiru and good for Kenya. Move along.
- Atario, on 10/13/2009, -0/+1YOU MOTHERFISTING BIRTHERS, I SWEAR TO CTHULU...!
[Reads article]
Oh. An actual Kenyan? Well, that's very different.
Never mind! - FLarsen, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1No *****.
- 1x253, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1impetus.
- pmalone224, on 10/13/2009, -0/+1"Kenyan wins Chicago Marathon"
Come on people, I thought Digg was for news - AmazingSteve, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Hold on, hold on, Ima let you finish but I just gotta say that New York has the best Marathon eva!
- Cheddar79, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1Kenan and Kel or should I say, Kel and Kenan
And you gotta watch Kenan 'cause, Kenan be schemin' - starkerspiel, on 10/12/2009, -0/+1MORE LITES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR.
- ATL, on 10/12/2009, -2/+2got lions and tigers in kenya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFcR96SPF2w - dchurchill, on 10/12/2009, -3/+3Worst. Thumbnail. Ever.
- wily6, on 10/12/2009, -2/+2Sky is blue.
- na2kap, on 10/12/2009, -0/+0shocker
- De4our, on 10/12/2009, -2/+2Is it bad I expected this to be an Onion article?
- Kohaxx, on 10/12/2009, -3/+2@diemunkiesdie
MAYBE YOU JUST NEEDED SOME POWERTHIRST!?
POWERTHIRST IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH! - gordigor, on 10/12/2009, -2/+1Too much ambian. I read Kanye wins Chicago marathon.
- inactive, on 10/12/2009, -2/+1Is this one of Obama's cousins? :p
- Jericho6, on 10/12/2009, -4/+2Where did Eddie Izzard finish?
- Modio, on 10/12/2009, -6/+4KENYANS!
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