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- wolfeater2, on 11/20/2008, -0/+29And to think I had to work to get up the energy to move from my bed to my desk this morning....
- LanceUppercut, on 11/20/2008, -3/+20What do you call a Samoan mermaid?
A whale.
I'll be here all week, try the veal. - mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -7/+21Good thing she's a swimmer. She looks... buoyant.
- AmyVernon, on 11/20/2008, -0/+11Tell me about it. Totally admire her, but she's the kind of person who makes me feel totally inadequate, so I also kind of hate her.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -1/+10You suck. Seriously. This is an amazing comment, and all you have to say is "you suck."
- Finalreminder, on 11/20/2008, -4/+13People always say "I dont blame the shark, it was just doing what came naturally"
If a shark bit me I'd do what came natural to a human. Hunt the bastards to extinction.
And if I was her I'd go and live in North Dakota. Life obviously hates her. - inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9Thanks Ghandi.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -1/+10Thanks for the mental image of Ghandi sitting at a computer, posting on Digg with the username "joerad010."
- megamod, on 11/20/2008, -1/+9Was I the only one that clicked on the story just for the cliffhanger??
"She and her buddy Josiah had just paddled out into the Atlantic when she saw a tiny splash nearby and then" ... DUN DUN DUMNNN!!!! - MensFitness, on 11/20/2008, -0/+7wow, she might be the luckiest unluckiest person in the world.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6Way to use the reply button, shortbus.
- fatloui, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6I always hated the whole concept of shark bites being incredibly rare. Sure, it doesn't happen that often, but that's because people don't live in the water, if you're a person who owns an ocean home and surfs all the time it's unlikely, but not that unlikely. Me and some of my friends surf occasionally, and I know TWO people that have been bitten.
If you're the average american you probably don't know any olympic athletes, but if you've been training all your life to be an olympic athlete you probably know a few, just like if you spend a large chunk of time in the ocean every summer it's far from impossible that one summer you're gonna be one of those 50 that gets attacked (this doesn't prevent me from getting in the water, it just pisses me off every time someone tells me it's an astronomical chance that I will ever be bitten) - aresef, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6If she was hit by a car driven by a shark, that'd be a fun story.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5I wouldn't go so far as to call a sista fat, I mean, she got a weight problem. What's a ***** gonna do, she's Samoan.
- joerad010, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5If you despise that which you aspire to be, you gain nothing.
- trogdor282, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5The shark was driving the car, he really has it in for her...
- davidsmero, on 11/20/2008, -3/+8Looks like she ate the shark.
- IKORKYI, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4looks like the shark could have taken a bit more out of the mid section
- mojonyc212, on 11/20/2008, -1/+4Incredible girl! Much respect!
- SolituSneiku, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3well when the shark confuses her for a (insert sea creature of insult here) who can blame Mr. Bull?
- emptyo, on 11/20/2008, -3/+6Hmmmm....I thought exercising made you thin and fit?
- gregoryan, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3bit by shark and hit by car, athlete preserves. mmmm athlete preserves....
- LanceUppercut, on 11/20/2008, -2/+5water, where fat people stand a chance.
- Peck3277, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2Looks like Mr. Bull bit off more than he could chew!
/Lame joke - mwalker05, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2the story of the lady who backed into her is perfect. the stereotypical female driver who doesnt look before backing out of the driveway. how do you miss an ambulance with the lights flashing?
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2Success!
- purseonality, on 11/20/2008, -2/+4I'm pretty sure she could take most of you guys.
Leave out the weight comments. They make you look 12 years old.
Wait... - Clumber, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2honestly, I initially thought it was same-day incidents as well. Thought perhaps she was the non-playdoh version of Mr. Bill!
(nope. Not even taking my own bait there.) - mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2I'm gonna go ahead and assume some sarcasm. Although simultaneously being hit by a car and bit by a shark would make for one great story and one ***** day.
- ZeroCubed, on 11/20/2008, -2/+3So she got bitten by a shark and at first no one believed her...oh I'd SO make them pay for lack of sympathy! Grovel on their knees and beg for forgiveness.
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2http://instantcrickets.com
- crazyhorse13, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1Thank you, Dr. Karin Reinhold, professor at the University of Albany and probability expert, for clearing up that whole luck thing. I had always just assumed that if the first toss was heads, the next one had to be tails. Who knew?
- jonjonblazezany, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1AHHHH dont worry about it, its just that girl who cries SHARK all the time
- derekmas10, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1you mean...
Who could blame Mr. Bull for spitting her out? - deaftly, on 11/20/2008, -3/+4Hey Jessica, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp
- LanceUppercut, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1I'd open a shark cannery and sell exclusively to her. Millions within months.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1Sharks generally leave after the first bite for that reason.
Discovery Channel Shark Week FTW! - Clumber, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1>knock knock<
Candygram!
Flowers!
Landshark! - bromac, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1I should clarify.
I was hit IN MY CAR twice, and injured twice. It's hard to stop playing on the freeway with a car. They just don't like it when you go down the sidewalk, apparently. - neoq36, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1With luck like that she should have played the lotto and went to casino that same day
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2http://instantcrickets.com/
I love you. ;) Just leave me alone or I will have to use some custom scripts on you. - theremixtrack, on 11/20/2008, -3/+4Brothers is a weird last name.
- Menoats, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1I'd see a Witch Doctor if I was her, she needs to get that curse off.
- stotch, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1his wife is in a coma. . . . .
also correct response would have been, "the jerk store called, there running out of you,"
and then something like
"why does that matter, your the all tiem best seller"
then what you said - Ghoztt, on 11/20/2008, -1/+2The harpoons.
Man them. - inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1You sound like SUCH a ***** *****.
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -1/+2QUICK YOU CAN STILL DELETE IT BEFORE YOU LOOK FOOLISH! MAYBE IT'LL ERASE THIS EMBARRASSING ALL CAPS POST, TOO!
- mikbunn, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1Who's burying this? I just think the fat jokes have jumped the shark.
- sidian, on 11/20/2008, -0/+0thing is shes probably fast as *****. ive never understood it myself but somehow big girls can effin go in the pool like nobodys business. i regularly get schooled by large ladies at my pool.
- billbugger, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1She's lucky she wasn't bitten worse then she was.
Maybe the shark didn't like her taste? -
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