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- TonyP2, on 08/27/2008, -0/+1The London mayor showed no class. He seems to have too many beer, with his jacket unbuttoned, fat and looked uneducated. I used to think a British janitor could get a high officer job in Hong Kong only, but not true anymore. Britain have many good-looking, respected, classy politicians. This one really screwed up. One stupid (or drunk) Britain makes all Britains classless in less than 10 minutes. I'm not a Chinese from China
- TonyP2, on 08/27/2008, -0/+1 Celebration of Olympics Bronzes
What happened?
How can we lose gold count to China, a third world country?
Let’s have a national holiday of mourning. No one objects I bet!
Let’s have a national contest of the best excuses of winning so less gold medals.
It has to be the BEST, so it could worth a gold in this category.
What to do?
Borrow more money from China to buy foreign coaches…
No Speedo to Australia and China.
My secret weapon is to import 8 Jamaican runners. Money talks!
Bribe the judges (a little harder as everyone hates us but money talks again).
Change all the rules to our favor: 5 medals for basketball, 1 for table tennis, 0 for diving…
All tiebreakers must go our way as our sponsors own the Olympics.
We will amplify their “shortcomings”:
copying our advance lip sing technique, working too hard, starting before you can walk…
The Chinese must have put slippery jell on our batons and/or the gym apparatus.
Develop a dope that can take out all dope traces from our body.
“One country, all medals” is our new Olympics slogan.
The more wishfully we think, the closer we succeed.
How to heal now, really?
Write to Dear Abby for starter.
Bronze is the same as gold if not better.
If you do not believe me, ask any blind person here.
It is harder to get a bronze as we have to LET two others to win.
We’ll train our athletes for the bronze from now on.
NBC should interview bronze winners only as they are the real winners.
Actually we’ll be happier to be #3 and build a better relationship with other nations.
Stop laughing. It is a fact!!!
Phelps, we love you more with 8 bronze medals - it is no easy job to let 2 and ONLY 2 pass you 8 times.
If everything does not work, turn ugly.
Ask McDonald’s and KFC to give away their “food” (better than opium) to China FREE, so their next generation will be so fat that they cannot walk to the subway station.
Send soldiers to grab the medals, esp. gold. Hey, we have the best offense.
Will the world be better if we only fought for gold medals only (bronze medals in our case)?
What an Olympic spirit to celebrate the winning of the bronze!
-- The author is Tony Pow. 8/22/08. Created for fun. No politics. No dumb nationalism. No ego. 90% false, 10% true. 100% fun. Hope no offense to you. Please feel free to distribute/change... --- - kevinmarsh2008, on 08/27/2008, -0/+0what the hell you talking about gold counts........
since when has britain ever been good in the olympics, they went into the beijeing exspecting 12 to 15 medals.. and walked away with alot more.....China beat USA you moron.....
half of the things used above will probally be used
brits did infact import oppium into china got them addicted and forced them to exchange goods...
PML wow you should be so proud of your country - kevinmarsh2008, on 08/27/2008, -0/+0its a constant thing about british culture, why do they feel the need to drink themselves to death?? and why is it they can only have fun around alcohol?? or drugs??
there nothing more embarrassing than brits abroad,, they live inside a bubble at home and when they get away all they do is drink, and expect english breakfasts.. lol...
brits need to stop being so ***** pestermistic, and start facing reality instead of denying things.. 2012 will be a good show if they put the effort in.....
if people want it to be better than beijings, not only in lack of budget but lack of ideas, class and culture... your only gonna build up to disapointment, bettering beijing in 2012 is impossible... thats fact.....
can britain just do a great show in its own way.... YES and thats exactly what they need to do.....stop hyping up 2012, liek they hype up england football team... cause you have to be realistic.. - kevinmarsh2008, on 08/27/2008, -0/+0your a complete moron!!
you come on here after watching the beijing opening and claiming chinese is a 3rd world country and talking about china as if its scum!!
***** you just cause your country is a ***** piece of ***** and drinks itself to death and implies that as culture....
what the hell was that dancers doing at the handover is was embarrassing, the dancers were like kids at a college learning dance,,, showed no proffesionalism , leona lewis and jimmy page were not known, and also was completely Halo'd by david beckham. they sent david beckham up beofre leona and jimmy finshed the song, and once the crowd see david beckham noone give a ***** about leona and jimmy page..... very poor understanding of shows...
the like the red buss, cause it made you feel as if you were actually in london.... but thats all that was good about it, the red bus and david beckham......
WTF was they doing getting jimmy page to rock out with leona, people dont wanna see a rock concert...
Face facts great britain isnt so great after all, china and the chinese have always been every talented iteeligent hard working peoeple... just western people never seem to leave their house and know nothing about the world..
if you still concidere china a 3rd world country, and the way you make out... as if britain should piss all over china then your in denile.... the beijing opening should have opened your eyes....
the same thing happens over the england football team,,,, they hype themselfs up and put them on a pedalstill, and speak of the england football team , and exspect of them as if they have won the world cup as many times as brazil.....
STop living in a dream world.... - kevinmarsh2008, on 08/27/2008, -0/+0and jesus christ the london mayor!!!!
he should be on little britain, WTF do brits think at times having him as a mayor..... yer we all love him cause he is funny,, but thats cause we live in our own little world, when the whole worlds eyes is on you then you realize how embarrassing it really is........
there is a very big world out there,,, you need to know that
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