If Team USA Fails to Win Gold Again, Will Whores Be to Blame

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Donwangugi, on 08/03/2008, -2/+60He does not pay for sex, he takes it.
tempz, on 08/03/2008, -7/+62Original article (You can all thank me later):

　特约记者朵拉澳门报道梦八的巨星一定不了解香港狗仔队的厉害，周三凌晨当詹姆斯、韦德和安东尼走出他们的城堡———威尼斯人酒店的时候，他们就已经落入了帕帕拉齐(狗仔队)的镜头。香港一家报纸全程记录了三位巨星澳门夜游的过程。

　　美国男篮周一从拉斯维加斯飞抵澳门，从美国的娱乐天堂飞到了亚洲的娱乐天堂，但在抵达当天，就已经在威尼斯人酒店内的金光综艺馆内投入训练，周二和周三这两天也同样安排了每天三小时的训练。城堡般的威尼斯人酒店，可以让梦八的巨星避开所有关注，完成训练和食住行：球馆是封闭的，驻地也是相对封闭。不过闷了两天之后，大腕们终于忍不住要出来见见天光了。

　　周三凌晨0点30分，詹姆斯、韦德和安东尼在一位工作人员的陪同下，步出“深宫”前往澳门一间名为“打令”的“金鱼缸”式的桑拿娱乐中心。他们乘坐酒店安排专车，前往码头附近娱乐场所，值得一提的是，三位大腕轻车简从，并没有特别的保安措施。据悉，“打令”桑拿娱乐中心按摩服务大约90分钟 1500澳币，三位巨星在“打令”挑选的全是越南籍女技师，据说，在澳门越南技师的按摩技术最好，并且最受欢迎。香港狗仔队事后还专门采访了为NBA巨星提供服务的女技师，三位女技师在开始工作之前，都已经了解了詹姆斯等人的身份，因为此前也不止一次为名人服务，所以她们没有显示出特别的惊讶，倒是表示，三个大人物只给了200澳币作为小费，实在是算不上大方。

　　大约两个小时之后，詹姆斯一行人返回酒店，此时已是周三凌晨两点多了。据悉，两年前在备战日本世锦赛的时候，詹姆斯、安东尼和韦德三人也曾在热身赛地香港夜夜笙歌，他们曾两晚出现在中环Volar以及名人据点Drag-on-i通宵狂欢，并且获封“ 风尘三侠”。也许正是因此，三人再度出现在澳门的时候，立刻吸引了香港狗仔队贴身紧逼。美国队的某名跟队记者曾经表示，澳门天气炎热湿度很大，球员不会太多外出观光，不想这些大牌球星利用夜间出来活动。不过，相比风尘三侠，狗仔的“守候”在科比身上就没有太多的收获，这两天科比的娱乐活动，就是在工作人员的陪同下在威尼斯人酒店内的一间牛扒馆里大啖牛扒。一些球迷闻风而来，科比也没有让球迷扫兴。吃完饭后，科比旋即返回酒店休息，除了训练没有再在公众的视野中出现，相对“风尘三侠”，科比自然就被描绘成了美国队的“生活模范领袖”。

Wow.
commiecat, on 08/03/2008, -1/+50I love a story with a happy ending.
canewediggit, on 08/03/2008, -6/+51apparently you've never heard of baseball. hype and no substance? stats and not wins? primadonnas? allow me to introduce you to barry bonds, roger clemens, jason giambi, jose canseco, rafael palmeiro, etc. they cheat to break records, get fat contracts, and to go into the hall of fame. they lie to congress and to kids and destroy the entire integrity of the game. they sit out games when they break a fingernail. they stop the entire game for 5 minutes to whine at umps and throw little temper tantrums. they hold high-school like grudges for months and think chucking fastballs at each other at 90+ miles/hr in retaliation is just 'part of the game.' under 'primadonna' in the dictionary is a pic of a-rod for chrissakes

but yeah, basketball players are the biggest offenders in the sports world.
uptown, on 08/03/2008, -0/+43Thanks man ... I was lost until your post.
inactive, on 08/03/2008, -2/+34Why would getting sexed by asian hookers cause you to fail at athletics?
drmobutu, on 08/03/2008, -1/+30It all be Will Whore's fault...
gabrielbeug, on 08/03/2008, -3/+31Kobe's not involved?
inactive, on 08/03/2008, -0/+21@PosedMagnet

i'm using firefox and i see it as Chinese text.
Games4Life, on 08/03/2008, -0/+20Aren't whores always to blame?
fxu1989, on 08/03/2008, -1/+20I wonder how many people are seeing squares instead of the Chinese letters.
FibrillatorD, on 08/03/2008, -5/+23Be careful about the Chinese media coverage of blacks. Racism is strongest in the far east, more than anywhere in the world probably. Enough that they will arrest the sons of diplomats on bogus charges

http://strandedmariner.wordpress.com/2007/09/30/be ...

Take this "report" with a BIG grain of salt
bobertb, on 08/03/2008, -3/+18It's okay. Baseball isn't a sport, it's just a game. digg me down!
Mononuclear, on 08/03/2008, -0/+15wrong country
Pigeon, on 08/03/2008, -0/+12Firefox here. See the text fine.
uptown, on 08/03/2008, -0/+11If they win will we attribute their success to the whores? No. There's your answer....
sdub86, on 08/03/2008, -6/+15Ladies and gentlemen, Skip Bayless!

Seriously, if you can't do anything but recite arguments you heard on ESPN five years ago, and you don't actually FOLLOW THE LEAGUE then please just shut up. You clearly do not know much about the NBA if this is all you could come up with. Nice try on attempting to sound like an 'expert' though.
AmyVernon, on 08/03/2008, -5/+13yes, they will.
DeFex, on 08/03/2008, -2/+10They might fail to win because the winning team is better.
Locnar, on 08/03/2008, -0/+8I CALL *****!!
greenanji, on 08/03/2008, -0/+7this 2008 USA team basically has all of the top talent of the NBA
Rudegar, on 08/03/2008, -1/+8sounds like we got a guy who hate America and freedom on our hands! :P
Depthfunction, on 08/03/2008, -0/+6Once again, Google Translator FTL.
Canonet, on 08/03/2008, -0/+6How can whores be the problem? I'm a sailor and i can wholeheartedly confirm that whores are the solution.
klitzbtc, on 08/03/2008, -0/+5a year of chinese classes and I can recognize 10% of those characters SWEEEEEET
BoneheadFarker, on 08/03/2008, -0/+4Yeah, but he went in through the back door.
TRuff, on 08/03/2008, -3/+7look to a real sport like the NHL for athletes that are without a doubt more level-headed, down to earth, classy, dedicated, etc than their NBA/MLB/NFL counterparts.... not to mention its the most exciting to watch and they play for the greatest and most difficult trophy to win in all of sports ;)
DarkLaughingMan, on 08/04/2008, -0/+4Do you have chinese language support for whatever OS you are using?
Xihix, on 08/03/2008, -0/+4dugg for title.
linkcma, on 08/03/2008, -0/+4"If Team USA Fails to Win Gold Again, Will Whores Be to Blame"

So whores are better at basketball?
Pro28, on 08/03/2008, -0/+4So I'm reading this thing, and it looks like they got a few massages and then hit the bar...

The "female technicians" are just masseuses. My Chinese isn't very good, though...
HeyArnold, on 08/03/2008, -3/+7THAT'S THE SAIGON WHORE WHO BIT OFF MY NOSE!! :P
curseoflou, on 08/03/2008, -1/+5they get to beat up on hairy foreigners on and off the court.
jaythewise, on 08/03/2008, -2/+6Who gives a ***** about basketball?
sinfony, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3That joke was old before you were born.
jefrim, on 08/03/2008, -2/+5Blame Canada!
Mononuclear, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3considering all the recent cases of people losing their gold medals for doping even though they passed every single test I am questioning the effectiveness of the doping tests.
randumbusername, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3true, who give a ***** about basketball if you got a team full of whores (supportive sharing ladies) willing to double-dribble.

who give a ***** about a ipod, a dark night, a job.....
inactive, on 08/03/2008, -1/+4If it's from the Chinese version of national enquirer who cares.
NeoHomer, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3People here sure like the play the blame game. What about self responsibility and the cause and effect of choices?
If some one sucks, it's on them. If you don't make enough money...your fault. If you don't play by the rules...your fault. Life sucks...your fault. Wife is a witch...your fault. Job sucks...your fault. You cheat...your fault.
Look To Your Own Salvation is how I live.
showpig, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3Oh sure, always blame it on the whores.
OC73, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3What do politicians have to do with this?
inactive, on 08/03/2008, -3/+6I still can't understand the lure of organized sports.
Am I really alone in feeling this way?
FibrillatorD, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3Yeah

***** it. I'm going to reddit
tempz, on 08/03/2008, -0/+3I think what he's trying to say is lets change the Olympic rules to introduce a second ball into play. Brilliant!
GtCo21, on 08/03/2008, -2/+5Rosie?
dirtyfratboy, on 08/03/2008, -1/+4"BlackSportsOnline got word of the story from China's version of The National Enquirer, and here's the badly mangled bit of linguistic magic that the Google Translator spit out."

1. This article originates from the same magazines that claim Elvis was an alien and this: http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1 ... (Although I wouldn't doubt it)
2. The translation itself is crude and misses on details.

The rampant racism against blacks in China and that single sentence should be enough to discredit this article, but nonetheless, people love sensational headlines.
thebza451, on 08/03/2008, -3/+6Actually that's english or even engrish, not even close to Vietnamese.. douchelord.
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