Behind the Scenes: Lots of Sex in the Olympic Village

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ILoveBoobies, on 08/21/2008, -2/+374Now training for 2012....
ZephyrNinety, on 08/22/2008, -4/+188Michael Phelps is nailing the entire US gymnastics team as we speak.
nomadofthewaves, on 08/22/2008, -3/+182This just in:

"Good looking people like ***** other good looking people"
SevenTwo, on 08/22/2008, -2/+173Michael Phelps should be practically swimming in poon...lame but accurate.
oveedrx, on 08/22/2008, -0/+143inaccurate.. he is due at Sea World any moment
irishjays, on 08/21/2008, -8/+140"Hello miss Sacramone, is this seat taken? Would you like some of my Mcdos value meal, sure, eat the whole thing, you're out of the competition right. Me too! Oh, yeah, I Failed big time at sports. Here, have some more fries, what's the drinking age here? I don't know either! Hilarious! Well here, it's the local swill but it's ok I guess. Sure, I have enough for the whole team in my room. An hour? Awesome see you girls then."
foolfoolz, on 08/22/2008, -6/+110for everyone else not skilled enough to be one of the world's most elite athletes, it's called the dorms in college.
chadisawesome, on 08/21/2008, -2/+100my girlfriend lived in Salt Lake during the winter Olympics and she assured me that yes, the sex is out of control during the Olympics... SLC ran out of condoms a few days before the actual Olympics started.. not that Utah is known for it's sex programs, but still.
HappyScrappy, on 08/22/2008, -0/+93He can nail Americans any time. If I were him, I'd be sampling the pleasures of the rest of the world.
Cuchanu, on 08/22/2008, -0/+87Ugly people like ***** good looking people, too.
ArchieAndrews, on 08/21/2008, -2/+88I had a friend who competed in LA and that was the centerpiece of his stories too. Everyone ***** everyone else.
gforce051, on 08/22/2008, -6/+82I hope to ***** GOD that forum trolling becomes an Olympic sport..
FaithclubDotNet, on 08/22/2008, -3/+58Barbados Slim is the only man to win an olympic gold medal in both limbo and sex.
EtherGnat, on 08/22/2008, -1/+55A little breast stroke for foreplay, then dive in for some free style action. If you really want to try for the gold see if she's into the backstroke.
benperth, on 08/22/2008, -1/+51but they gotta pay!
mvanhorn, on 08/22/2008, -2/+51Hopefully not the Chinese team..
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FuzzyTheDuck, on 08/21/2008, -2/+48Gotta get myself a ticket for Vancouver...
Cuchanu, on 08/22/2008, -2/+48Sex and Utah don't normally get mentioned at the same time.
theremixtrack, on 08/22/2008, -3/+48they should really just make having sex an Olympic sport.

what would the Chinese do with all their 14 year olds then, huh?
nymphetamine, on 08/22/2008, -0/+44So I guess no one is curious as to how his girlfriend found this out?
hoodratthangs, on 08/22/2008, -1/+44A night in Sacramone
asus2000, on 08/22/2008, -0/+43Keep dreaming..
vanguardanon, on 08/22/2008, -3/+44I'm jealous.
bipolarruledout, on 08/22/2008, -0/+34.... and when we return, the story of a heart warming olympic three-way....
topgigmedia, on 08/22/2008, -1/+28Isn't sex widely practiced in Salt Lake City anyway? Aren't Mormons known for turning their vaginas into clown cars, so to speak? They do seem to have a lot of children.
tim04, on 08/22/2008, -0/+26at least we all know that he has the stamina
ZenMojo, on 08/22/2008, -0/+25...watch...
Nauru, on 08/22/2008, -0/+22The poor guy is so much more innocent than folks give him credit for... he just likes to frolic in his tank and eat his dozens of friend egg sandwiches.
zwendkos, on 08/22/2008, -2/+23I'm thinking about obtaining a passport from Georgia (seems to be pretty easy, according to Brazilian volleyball teams) and becoming a javelin thrower solely based on the fact that I'd be associated with Leryn Franco:
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/paraguayo9 ...

London 2012 here I come...
bipolarruledout, on 08/22/2008, -1/+22The difference is the college students don't have their own team of trainers, nutritionists, doctors, etc. It's like 100% certified grade A disease free.
Fragger404, on 08/22/2008, -0/+21If he got laid TWICE, as a ping pong player...
theotheragentm, on 08/22/2008, -1/+21If it's making babies, give the Chinese another gold.
rameznabel, on 08/22/2008, -0/+19ZING
batmanz, on 08/22/2008, -3/+22I'd think people like Michael Phelps would worry about boners increasing their drag...
Brian48216, on 08/22/2008, -3/+21you're confused-
they're chinese not indian.
UberNick, on 08/22/2008, -6/+24You're right-- they're either married or sold by that age
Xihix, on 08/22/2008, -6/+23Shawn Johnson, 20 years old and perfectly legal... Here I come.
poprocksandsoda, on 08/22/2008, -3/+20This isn't nearly as surprising as the orgies the Munchkins threw while making the Wizard of Oz. Imagine if you had a prime role like the Lollipop Guild. I bet those guys were swimming if midget trim.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397458/The ...
inactive, on 08/22/2008, -0/+15You want me to eat your what? How many calories is that?
Dotcommer, on 08/22/2008, -0/+15Dugg for the image in the article...
jkinman1, on 08/22/2008, -0/+15I think he means for the London olympics
LeonHRodriguez, on 08/21/2008, -9/+23"I have always regarded sexual promiscuity - for a single person at least - as a basic human right..."

That's my mantra right there :D
Msoltanian, on 08/22/2008, -4/+18This is not depressing to read at all. Thanks!
inactive, on 08/22/2008, -1/+15...then as a ping pong players assistant I could...
alexhouse, on 08/22/2008, -0/+14Unless there's either a "doesn't happen in" or a "is the reason there's so many Mormons in" somewhere between.
inactive, on 08/22/2008, -2/+16God dammit. When are they gonna make Counter Strike an Olympics event. Thats the only thing that i have a chance in hell of at getting in the olympics.
bipolarruledout, on 08/22/2008, -0/+14Oh please. Like it maters what sport you play.
rinote, on 08/22/2008, -2/+15How come they never mention this on tv?
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