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This is Why You Never Order Custom Caked from Walmart (Pics)

theginblog.com — An insanely funny story about a cake order went completely wrong! LOL

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  • davidg11, on 10/29/2007, -19/+80Ebonics?
    • Tenetri, on 10/26/2007, -14/+1I thought it was funny
      Use Large Font
      Very funny indeed
    • cosbysweater, on 10/26/2007, -21/+5Get over the ebonics b.s. it's tired.
    • NinjaBoy, on 10/26/2007, -4/+35This is why you never buy ANYTHING from walmart.
    • kingvik, on 10/26/2007, -6/+1I tryd it but it dosent work
  • orangesoda, on 10/29/2007, -5/+162I get caked all the time
  • Fcukbear, on 10/30/2007, -3/+309I shop walmart specifically for their caked. You can go name brand and get cakes, but you're going to spend more.

    My family isn't rich, we're ok with caked.
    • Lancer383, on 11/01/2007, -7/+113THE CAKED IS A LIE
      THE CAKED IS A LIE
      THE CAKED IS A LIE
      THE CAKED IS A LIE
      • AXNJAXN, on 10/25/2007, -1/+35And we'll just keep trying till we run out of caked
        • Godlike, on 11/13/2007, -0/+16Under neat That
          And the Science gets Done
      • notman, on 10/25/2007, -16/+2Christ, isn't the horse beat enough yet?
        • eddiddiums, on 10/25/2007, -0/+18Not as long as there is science to do!
          • RpgActioN, on 10/26/2007, -1/+6Is this a new meme or something? I've been away for a while.
        • Godlike, on 10/25/2007, -0/+4I love the Digg Portal community more than anything else on the internet. Almost completely unspoken except for Portal quotes and always Dugg to heaven. Perfect.
    • sghod1212, on 10/26/2007, -16/+3Orange Box FTW
  • michaelnew20, on 10/29/2007, -2/+131Caked is definitely the new slang people...get with the times! LOL
    • spect3r, on 11/01/2007, -16/+92DON'T CAKED ME BRO!
    • tizz66, on 11/01/2007, -17/+2What is with with caked stuff? I've clearly missed a digg story somewhere, could someone link me to it please?
      • krets, on 10/25/2007, -0/+24Do you ever read a link before you click on it or do you just surf around clicking on links all willy-nilly?
        • doctechnical, on 10/25/2007, -0/+18Dugg for "willy-nilly".
        • tizz66, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5I do, and obviously that's where the 'caked' came from. I'm referring to all the other cake references that have been on digg, like 'The cake don't lie' and other such witty phrases used endlessly.
        • ICSU, on 10/25/2007, -1/+2Portal, HL 2 game
      • spyrochaete, on 10/25/2007, -7/+15http://digg.com/offbeat_news/This_is_Why_You_Never ...
        • clothmonkey, on 10/25/2007, -2/+12Amazing, I just came from a page that looked exactly like this one! I must be in the negaverse Digg by accident.
      • WorldLeader, on 10/25/2007, -1/+2I am convinced that Diggers have no sense of sarcasm.
    • proto, on 11/01/2007, -3/+1Any good Linux user knows about the caked daemon. It's a task that runs in the background in their machine and makes cake. . . or sometimes cookies (some distros).
  • Error601, on 10/29/2007, -12/+8That suicide cake has got to be on purpose.
  • blorc, on 10/25/2007, -7/+64I am #1. All under neat me are #2 or less.
  • rnwen2750, on 10/26/2007, -3/+25Insanely funny?
    • bonedead, on 10/24/2007, -0/+3Story? I didn't see a story anywhere.
  • doctechnical, on 10/25/2007, -4/+31Was it yellow caked? Call Joe Wilson!
  • wild, on 10/29/2007, -6/+187The caked is a lie!
    • DangerStepp, on 10/25/2007, -2/+20Aperture Science Labs will not monitor you on the next test.
      • ahoyhoy, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2Under neat that you will be baked and then there will be cake
    • FriskDown, on 10/25/2007, -5/+6I knew someone would drop that line. Good job being first.
      • wild, on 10/24/2007, -1/+2I was amazed it was 10 post in without it.
    • centran, on 10/25/2007, -1/+15The caked is not a lie!
      Now assume the party escort submission position and we will take you to the caked.
    • tendonut, on 10/26/2007, -1/+8Damn, it took 9 comments before the Portal reference appeared...you diggers are slacking
    • dofkex, on 10/24/2007, -2/+2the weighted companion cube says it isn't
      • mercano, on 10/25/2007, -0/+9Weighted Companion Cube is dead! You killed him!
      • bonk2k, on 10/25/2007, -0/+6Any you did it faster than any other test subject.
    • Taciturn, on 10/26/2007, -1/+11At the completion of the test you will be caked. And then there will be bake.
    • graemee, on 10/25/2007, -0/+12I'm GLaD someone said that. Finally.
  • Malik112099, on 10/26/2007, -26/+13The cake is a lie.
    • Otto, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1Anyway this cake is great
      It’s so delicious and moist
  • Subiklim, on 10/25/2007, -8/+34Beloved *****?
  • PerfektXj, on 10/25/2007, -15/+85sites dead - mirror http://bestpicever.com/pic-1586-Walmart-cake
  • invar9, on 10/25/2007, -16/+378 diggs ..................site down.......................
  • mihkeltt, on 10/25/2007, -3/+9cause they're unavailable?:)
  • Munkey106, on 10/24/2007, -8/+1Anyone got a mirror with pictures?
  • KodiakStar, on 10/25/2007, -0/+75Link got caked.
  • bioluminous, on 10/25/2007, -0/+31Methinks it wasn't just the cake that was baked during the creation of this masterpiece...
  • srfrogger, on 10/25/2007, -6/+1Straight off of OT.
  • AndrewJC, on 10/24/2007, -12/+2Duggmirror didn't catch it, but there's a Google Cache of it: http://72.14.209.104/search?hs=sUq&hl=en&lr=&c2cof ...
    • Remmiz, on 10/24/2007, -0/+4Pointless without a picture.
    • bobisoft2k5, on 10/24/2007, -0/+2Way to needlessly cache the blog but totally biff finding the punchline.
  • DrKevorkian, on 10/26/2007, -3/+67*****
    • po43292, on 10/26/2007, -0/+42I disagree.
    • AZTriGuy, on 10/25/2007, -1/+35You don't say?
    • MagicCake, on 10/25/2007, -0/+9It's about time we see some intelligent discussion around here. Bravo.
    • thebellmaster1x, on 10/25/2007, -1/+5Ohhhh, I see what happened to him.
      Look at his name.
      Dead before he wrote anything.
      • getsk3wled, on 10/25/2007, -3/+2you have no idea what you're talking about....
        do some research kthx
    • techie4life, on 10/25/2007, -2/+3I see what you did there.
  • scoot2006, on 10/25/2007, -0/+32Stop with the awkward titles. L2 English.
  • vmspionage, on 10/25/2007, -7/+6Ah no, I don't want no caked boy, I want me some pie!
  • Motocompo, on 10/26/2007, -13/+2The cake is a lie!

    /Nevermind... it got old already :P
  • Synn, on 10/25/2007, -3/+58This was a triumph.
    I'm making a digg here, huge success.
    • spyrochaete, on 10/25/2007, -2/+18Move every zig.
    • Torpov, on 10/27/2007, -1/+15It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    • AgentMull, on 10/25/2007, -0/+132 + 2 = .................................................10

      IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE
    • MagicCake, on 10/25/2007, -0/+8Wal-Mart Bakery: We do what we must, because we can
  • CletusJones, on 10/25/2007, -6/+64They spelled Shaniqua wrong.
  • Flamekebab, on 10/31/2007, -0/+10"An insanely down story about a cake order went completely wrong! LOL"
  • npsquire1, on 10/25/2007, -2/+13"This is Why You Never Post Websites Using Walmart Servers (Error 503)"
  • timlee, on 10/30/2007, -1/+231The article can be summed up in one line and a picture: "One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. he told them to write: 'best wishes Suzanne' and underneath that write 'we will miss you'."

    Instead they wrote this: http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5788/walmartcak ...
    • wes00mertes, on 10/25/2007, -0/+29Now that's a comment I can get behind. Thank you.
    • BurnTees, on 10/25/2007, -2/+5ha!
      thanks for summing it up :)
    • tizz66, on 10/24/2007, -7/+2To be honest, it doesn't even need the description, the pic tells the whole story.
    • NikkiA, on 10/25/2007, -9/+2And on top of that, they spelt 'underneath' wrong!!
    • po43292, on 10/25/2007, -0/+49That's a comment I can get under neat.
      • Ultomato, on 10/25/2007, -11/+0i cees wut u did their, my comment iz under neat urs
    • Demonkid549, on 10/25/2007, -1/+0O RLY?
    • Gizza, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1That is really unacceptable. I would take it back and make sure they spell underneath right this time.
    • Zanneth, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1Haven't you read Crime and Punishment? All of the excess is to build suspense!

      /sarcasm
  • ahawks, on 10/25/2007, -10/+4Since the site is down and the mirror was a little slow,
    the cake had 3 lines of writing on it:
    "Best Wishes Suzanne
    Under Neat That
    Will Will Miss You"
    • joshhan, on 10/24/2007, -4/+2omg, i almost lost it. soda through the nose FTL.
    • whoaeric, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2I can speak for digg when I say,
      WE will (not) miss you.
    • ahawks, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2Ehhh so I had a typo, sue me :P
  • HerbSolo, on 10/24/2007, -9/+179 diggs and down allready?
  • Kenzan, on 10/25/2007, -1/+27Walmart Cake
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wal ...
  • DigitalJesus, on 10/25/2007, -7/+1107 diggs and the mirrors and original site are down.
  • toastgodsupreme, on 10/25/2007, -17/+1I don't get it... burried for broken site and unfunny pic.
  • br0ken1128, on 10/25/2007, -2/+4k so there is a window on the top of the box .. you'd think that when you went to pick up the cake you might see 'neat' since it's pretty well center of the cake .. if you don't look at the cake before you buy it, you deserve it! :)
    • Flappity, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1The cake was delivered, not picked up
    • br0ken1128, on 10/26/2007, -0/+1Since when does walmart deliver cakes?
  • cryptomystic, on 10/25/2007, -4/+13who the hell buys their cakes from walmart?

    • gllopc, on 10/25/2007, -1/+13People who are too lazy to make two trips: one for their radial tires and another for their granddaughter's birthday cake.
    • Hoogs, on 10/25/2007, -4/+1People too lazy to make their own. Baking your own cake tastes much better and actually has more cake than frosting. Meaning you can actually eat the whole piece.
    • mandarin, on 10/25/2007, -3/+1People who dont own an oven ?
    • MagicCake, on 10/25/2007, -0/+4Nobody, but you see, this was a "caked". Wal-Mart is pretty much your only option for that.
  • Deathshead1941, on 10/25/2007, -9/+2WAL MART BAKERY SUCKS!, the rolls and bread are pre-stale when you buy them, and mushy.. yuck!,..
    However I did buy an AWSOME pair or Mike Mcgill "airspeed" brand shoes that have lasted over a year and are still like new.for like $20.00.. thats about it.
    • drmangrum, on 10/25/2007, -0/+10stale AND mushy? Which is it my friend? Bread can't be stale and mushy at the same time.
  • rugby4ward, on 10/25/2007, -0/+19Dude, I got so caked last night...
  • GorfTron, on 10/25/2007, -0/+25LMAO UNDER NEAT THAT
    Walmart, you destroyed the country but at least you make me laugh.
  • modex, on 10/25/2007, -20/+5dugg down for all the ***** going ***** over a typo
    • Namco, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1You call that a typo? You must be a .... (I won't say it, but it happens to rhyme with typo lol)
  • gllopc, on 10/25/2007, -5/+6Because you always get white cakes with black icing saying "Service Temporarily Unavailable"? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • myFriendDerrik, on 10/25/2007, -4/+2It is delicious cake...you must eat it!
    • Leomarth, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1Nevermind. I was going to make a joke about walmart you and cake, but the formatting turned out wrong.
  • Synth3t1c, on 10/25/2007, -1/+5Coral got it:
    http://www.theginblog.com.nyud.net:8090/2007/10/th ...
  • mstrebe, on 10/25/2007, -0/+19Is caked a UNIX daemon I don't know about? Is it related to walkd?
  • Panthereater, on 10/25/2007, -4/+3I s there a special WalMart somewheres that sells cake? The Walmarts here are cakeless.
    • PersonX2, on 10/24/2007, -1/+3Super Wal-Marts have a grocery store, bakery, deli
    • RezzedOut, on 10/25/2007, -0/+0A "special" Wal-mart...?
  • adoringava, on 10/24/2007, -1/+1This is not surprising at all. I like the green and orange/yellow candy corn decorations on the cake as well.
    • Goombellaofgoom, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1Those aren't candy corn. They're bits of frosting shaped like carrots, but supposed to be rosebuds.
  • misfit410, on 10/25/2007, -16/+6I am sorry I think Walmart cakes are delicious, unlike say Kroger where the icing tastes like cough syrup.

    I actually got my wedding cake at Walmart, because the price was awesome, and the cake was amazing.
    • Rimrock, on 10/25/2007, -1/+13Good lord!
    • Deathshead1941, on 10/25/2007, -3/+16did you get your wedding dress there too?
      • halobender, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5The price was amazing!
      • DangerMouse9, on 10/25/2007, -2/+3No, at the goodwill for $2. And chances are good that it was never worn.
      • jsauter, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1I was going to say something about getting the shotgun there as well, but they only sell ammo these days...
    • rojano17, on 10/25/2007, -1/+10Did you meet the broad there?
    • clothmonkey, on 10/25/2007, -1/+11Another romantic trailer-front wedding.
    • staplebox, on 10/25/2007, -0/+4So, are you from the South or the Deep South?
  • cerberes, on 10/25/2007, -10/+23Pie > Cake
    • childprey, on 10/27/2007, -1/+11THE PIE IS A FAKE
    • demodawid, on 10/25/2007, -3/+4Pie is not delicious and moist. CAKE is delicious and moist. You, sir, fail.
      • TVarmy, on 10/25/2007, -1/+6Pies have liquid centers. It don't get much more moist than that. Plus, a pie is tender and flaky and full of butter. That equals delicious.
    • mobislink, on 10/25/2007, -0/+17OMG. How can you type the Pie > Cake generalization BS. You are a cake hater. Us cake lovers have been through enough in the 1916 cake prohibition and now you spout this racist comment. Will we ever be fairly treated.
    • driftin079, on 10/25/2007, -0/+12Spoken like a true pie fanboy
    • HOOKSTER1231, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1KeyLime pie is the most delicious baked good if done properly. If you have never had some, plan a trip to Key West FL before you die to get some of the real stuff.
      • adrianmonk, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1Or just buy some Key limes at the grocery store, put them in a juicer, and make your own. Worked fine for me. And it is delicious stuff.
    • Goombellaofgoom, on 10/25/2007, -1/+5All of you must die! Long live MUFFINS!
      • converge, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5Muffins are the food for the nitwit.
      • getrealnow, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2Muffins may be cheaper but they are harder to learn to eat!
    • bonk2k, on 10/25/2007, -0/+3cerberes is kind of on to something. I mean the cake DID turn out to be a lie. Personally Ive never been misled about the presence of (or lack of) pie.
  • hasahugedig, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1Pied > Caked
  • Deathshead1941, on 10/26/2007, -0/+9"Mr Data, what kind of cake is it?,... (Lt Worf) "Its a cellular peptide cake,..(mouth full..) "with Mint frosting!"
    • NSMike, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1Actually, the dream sequence where Worf's mouth is full, it's Data who says, "It is a cellular peptide cake." And then, with a full mouth, Worf calls out, "With Mint Frosting!"

      ...

      /suicide
    • Deathshead1941, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1I knew somebody HAD to get that very obscure reference!

      I giggle to myself everytime i play that scene thru my head :)
    • gllopc, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1"Will someone answer that damn phone!"
  • timla, on 10/24/2007, -1/+5There are two people at fault here, the dumbass that decorated the cake, and the cheapass who ordered a cake form walmart.
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