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Sex Starved Wife Calls Police To Intervene

today.reuters.com — Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

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  • apzdsx, on 10/12/2007, -44/+62Rofl.
    • super_spyder, on 10/12/2007, -7/+85but the biggest question is, is she hot?
    • Software2, on 10/12/2007, -57/+21In every single story whenever the first person to comment says something like "ha ha", "funny", "I agree", etc, they're dugg down to negative double digits. So why is this one the exception?
    • splammo, on 10/12/2007, -29/+12because this is absolutely hilarious
    • Clearz, on 10/12/2007, -21/+11Usually I would digg down a comment like yours but just for this post it deserves to be dugg up. Rofl indeed.
    • dagonweb, on 10/12/2007, -5/+14And ofcourse all hotblooded guys see angelina jolie as opposed to rosanne bar.
  • wusupdoe, on 10/12/2007, -3/+221Sounds like the storyline to a bad porno. Let me guess what happens next: The police arrive and start taking off all of their clothes.
    • Irimi, on 10/12/2007, -42/+7ahahaha
    • szelij, on 10/12/2007, -24/+5That was my first thought too...maybe Marc Dorcel can produce that movie..haha
    • jmc730, on 10/12/2007, -5/+52They are called Hot Cops.
    • Peterh, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31@jmc

      Great Arrested Development reference.
    • dcbowe, on 10/12/2007, -8/+75And seeing as this was in Germany, they began to poop on her.
    • cscalfani, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42Bad boys, bad boys. What ya gonna do?...
    • supercarrot, on 10/12/2007, -24/+2Guys! Come on guys, this is serious guys!

      lol
    • tdogg241, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3I find it funny that as of this writing, the lead comment has +69 diggs.
    • spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -32/+3... whatcha gonna do when they cum for you?
    • viclopez, on 10/12/2007, -10/+5i can play officer mandingo
    • spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -20/+3Sorry Digg. I guess my joke was too intellectual for you.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=double%20entendre

      Gasp!!! Innuendo in a comment about a sex article! Call Hillary Clinton!!!!
    • Rosamunda, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3roftl!!
      The article says that the couple were living in separate beds without any intimacy for months... so... the guy didn´t want to, or didn´t was able to perform... maybe the wife was just ugly and scary to death... so... why she just didn´t get divorced and got someone else to... erm... fulfilled her?
      (I would love to see at the policeman´s face when he/she received the call..!!)
    • nphp20, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8@spy:
      No, it was just dumb.
    • Karnov, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Excerpt from The Big Lebowski:
      Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
      The Dude: He fixes the cable?
    • marxmarv, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
  • titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -9/+30He probably discovered Myspace and found better.
  • jsmucker, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24Maybe I should use this on my wife.....or maybe not.
    • lebe0024, on 10/12/2007, -32/+4Sad but true. Isn't it wierd that the WIFE is sex starved? This guy must be a dumbass.
    • BufordT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62Without any pictures provided in the story, I wouldn't jump to any conclusions.
    • supercarrot, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3@ lebe0024

      Are you a virgin?
    • kozie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I am.
  • dealsdealer, on 10/12/2007, -103/+4why do u think the police didn't help in dat matter ???
    • dealsdealer, on 10/12/2007, -102/+3lemme guess , all the cops were lady cops ....................
    • Anpheus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+113... Did you just reply to yourself with a punch line to your own terrible joke? Twice?

      O... k...
    • dealsdealer, on 10/12/2007, -101/+2:-0
    • FCon4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27Holy crap, he did reply to himself (twice)...and the second time was to smile at himself. Truly odd.
    • dealsdealer, on 10/12/2007, -45/+5FCON4 > u supposed to be funny ? wat FCON stands for FunnyCaucasianOnNarcotics ??

      the second comment was supposed to the comment , not the first . tried to edit my first comment during the 60sec period , but both showed , don't know how .
      so, the third to express the "OH!!" .........
    • viclopez, on 10/12/2007, -14/+4doesnt matter. youre retarded for spamming your own response.
      retard, retard. retard... etc.
    • nixr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30Dealsdealer,

      Thanks for clarifying the chronology of your posts. I, for one, found it uplifting spiritually.
  • diggisfunn, on 10/12/2007, -41/+3Whore
  • dwilkos, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11Very Log Jammin-esque......

    "Mein dispatcher says that there is ein a problem with the cable....." - Karl Hungus
    • tdogg241, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13"You can imagine where it goes from here."

      "He fixes the cable?"
    • merr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2That's an odd coincidence... I was bored last night and decided to pop in The Big Lebowski. =)
  • drinkGreen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+69wish MY wife woke me up with that request. All I ever get woken up for is "Scratch this/Did you check the doors?/what was that?/what are you thinking about?/Are you sleeping?"
    • Mace37, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Hey drinkGreen, what are you thinking about?

      lol, possibly the worst question in the history of time. And the worst answer is "If you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not going to tell you."
    • Teaboy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16How many times have I heard 'What are you thinking about?'. It's like, if we wanted to tell them we would. Hence us thinking, and not talking. Argh, women!
    • DonSchenck, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21The CORRECT answer, of course, is "I was just thinking how much I love you".

      It doesn't "work", but it's safe! LOL
    • BufordT, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Tell her "I think I gotta take a dump (then pause) nope, it passed" "Sorry, what were you saying?"
    • Crankt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Had a girlfriend who would ask, "what?" everytime we made eye contect. One time I replied, "I was just wondering if there would ever be a boy born who could swim faster than a shark."

      I don't think she'd seen that episode of The Office.
    • varmit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6What I say is either, "I'm wondering where I can buy a shovel, and some lime at this time of night." or one of my other sayings, but I don't want to share them.
  • apeiron, on 10/12/2007, -21/+3There should be a system that automatically shares links between fark and digg to remove the delay.
  • duke, on 10/12/2007, -5/+17Ann Coulter was in Germany?
  • sjgmoney, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1Has a girlfriend or he's gay.
    • videozine, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18OR he's just tired of her constant nagging about piddly little things - day in and day out, morning noon and night.

    • Grimdotdotdot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Amen, married brother!
    • ChronicColonic, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5Or she is unsightly, has chronic halitosis, has communicable disease, and/or she is just plain mean. And since neither of us were there to witness, I guess we will never know...until this couple ends up on Maury Povich' show. And of course, you would actually have to watch that show to find out. So I guess I will never know, not that I am going to lose sleep on that....unless my wife wakes me up.
  • cybermort, on 10/12/2007, -6/+8this lady needs to watch some porn and learn how to please her self.

    also, they should show a picture of the woman, maybe she's so repugnant that her husband can't bring him self to screw her anymore
  • Phoenixus, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Man...lol. people are ridiculous.
  • Gizmort, on 10/12/2007, -10/+8Ann Coulter was in Germany?
    BAHHAWWWHAHAHAHAHA!
  • panic, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3The guys probably got ED, give him a break. Or maybe get him some viagra
    • Karyyk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Or maybe he was just tired. Wouldn't be the first time this has happened. Come on. Women use the excuse all the time, so turnabout is fairplay.
    • sogracefully, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2your comment is interesting because it's the first one that doesn't say "DUH obviously she was ugly". A+ for originality!
  • ThisGeek, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Surely they were called out to intervene in the arguement, not the fact that she wasn't getting any?
    • joeljkp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Yep, that's what the article says.
    • ViperDaimao, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12It looks that way, and don't call me Shirley
    • b0wl0fud0n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3just to clarify this a little, one of the news quotes I found said: "We cannot order your husband to have sex". So apparently she was trying to get the police to get her husband to have sex with here...which would have settled the argument.
  • brhad56, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3She should have called me. I would have taken care of the problem ;)
    • olegk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9are you that desperate? You haven't even seen her photograph.
    • viclopez, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4not everything is about looks. man, some people are so shallow. if a lady needs cum-of-sum-yun-guy, im happy to help.
    • varmit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The husband is probably trying to get her to divorce him and claim that he doesn't need to pay here any alimony, since sex is the only problem. Essentially they need counseling it seems.
  • Xcaliburmyght, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3You ROLF'ed my battleship
  • pbarnes7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Sure this is funny, but what about when it's the GUY who's so frustrated because his wife ignores his needs? Who's HE supposed to call? A hooker??? :-)
    • tao52nyc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8That...happens a lot, actually...
    • cybermort, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2of course... we men are more practical... is a fact
  • ElevenisEven, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Who ya gonna call....??? Da naa na nunaaaanu....nenene nuu nuh uh!!!
  • TheExtendedName, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1She should just buy an OhMiBod iPod Vibrator and leave her husband alone.
  • ElevenisEven, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1they should have sent Shaft! then he could say "You want the LD, or you just wanna be held...?"
  • mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Sounds like an opening for a porn scene.
  • Oracle95, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long."
  • Lane, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1an investigation could be held, i cant wait till that CSI episode
  • kickban, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you had a wife in her 40s looking anything like Julianne Moore, she would call the police to intervene and ask you to stop fulfilling your sexual obligations!
  • madgamer01, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4This has already been posted twice, no attention given to either:
    http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Woman_is_not_Satisfied_with_Sex_Calls_Cops_on_Husband
    http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Woman_calls_police_because_hubby_won_t_have_sex_with_her
    • epilonious, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Yes... but THIS one had a "ROFL" as the first comment.

    • b0wl0fud0n, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4The reason was because mine was posted earlier than either of those.
      19 hours 28 minutes ago/18 hours 38 minutes ago
      whereas this one is:1 day 1 hour ago
    • 2damntall, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4No, it's that the first word is sex. Consider your audience.
      Puberty gets digg kiddies excited about everything. You would have broken 1000 if you had a few !!!!'s or AMAZING's or had incorporated Kevin Rose somehow.

      I keeeeeeeeed
  • mrkmrk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Conan: Sorry, Star Jones!
  • fyzix, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0Bad boys, bad boys. What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come...uh, never mind.
  • reuters, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I note this post leads to the version of the story in the reuters.com Oddly Enough channel, but readers might also enjoy the different take on same story, in the Reuters Oddly Enough blog:
    http://blogs.reuters.com/2006/08/03/sweetie-now-are-you-in-the-mood/
  • slaystench, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Is that one of the benefits? Routine sexual favors for lonely housewives.
  • cwcheang, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2desperate housewive
  • Osjpr, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Lame.
  • Dragonlord, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@ cwcheang beat you self over the head and shoulders for that one.
  • RobotCitizen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2To protect and service?
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