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Do Not Eat Pringles Fat-Free Potato Chips. They Will Grease Your Ass..
craigslist.org — "So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow."
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- Surefoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Now that was a great read!
I can't belive they still use this *****.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra- Gregd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I laughed my ass off reading this..
- stevenbao, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Not sure if Craigslist will take it offline, so I mirrored...
http://www.stevenbao.com/pringles.html - 5thfreedom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It's in the best-of, so I highly doubt it's going to get taken down.
- borninda818, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"I had just shat myself"
shat is the best conjugated word ever. I laugh every time i see it written, which is very rare.
- Sirocco, on 11/01/2007, -0/+16I remember seeing some of the chips first using Olestra, and there was a small disclaimer at the bottom of the bag reading: "May cause flatulence accompanied by a greasy residue."
At which point I dropped the bag and moved to any entirely different aisle, just to be safe. - cohortq, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Olean reduces the amount of fat absorbed by your body, BUT it also reduces the amount of antioxidants your body absorbs too, and that stuff helps get rid of the plaque buildup in your arteries.
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/NWS/content/NWS_1_1x_Olestra_under_fire_again.asp - supernova17, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Real men eat Lays or UTZ!
- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2Real men wear pink also.
- Gregd, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2Real men crap pink Olestra...
- Ndiggnation, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Welcome to 10 years ago when these jokes were new.
Funny read, regardless. - balibones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7ROTFLMAO!
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