digg

Facebook Connect Join Digg About

[pic]Guy burns girlfriend's cooter and asks forum what to do

mainframe.uk.net — Probably one of the best forum posts in the history of the internet. Includes a screenshot of the post. I think Mario 64 should keep her quiet.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 12, 2007

Digg DudeWhat is Digg?

Digg is a place for people to discover and share content from anywhere on the web. Digg surfaces the best stuff as submitted and voted on by the community. Take the Tour to learn more.

30 Comments

show profanity settings
expand all
  • UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Crack some eggs over it, add some flour, sugar, vanilla and you'll have cooter cookies.
  • sfdh66787, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17The two N64 games are quite the value proposition. If only I knew N64 was the key to a woman's pants when I was a teen!
  • dnthomps, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Fake... For sure.
  • upsidedork, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12This is not an article for which I would've wanted to see a pic.
  • SirNoobius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11OLD and confirmed to be fake like years ago
  • jpheezy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9This article made me laugh for like 5 minutes. Even if it is not true it is hilarious. The guy could probably keep her quiet with Goldeneye.
  • jay1097, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8cooter
  • boomerxl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"You need to lube up her ***** cos otherwise it won't fit in properly"
    I think the above quote sums up his knowledge and experience quite well.
  • tidu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Imagine what an Ocarina of Time would have gotten him!
  • RossEwidge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I hope so. plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
  • willis77, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6roast beef curtains
  • GroinPuncher, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4That's a good deal, games 4 sex.
  • wendelgee2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4meat curtains has a better ring to it.

    ...or piss fins.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Parents coming back home : "What's that smell ?"
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4he never woulda figured out how to register for the forums if he was really that dumb
  • itsHef, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Thank you, Internet.
  • pottedplant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3A little club soda will stop the burning!
  • mojo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Axe Wound.
  • jollyroger814, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3especially the ones he gave her.
  • toppgun, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2the date is 4/20... marijuana day?
  • poppa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1that's from http://boards.ign.com (you need to register though)
  • GraceMolloy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2That's GOTTA be fake. But OH so funny.
  • drjekelmrhyde, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3wait this girl is 15 WTF he's 22 and still a virgin WOW
  • osc1882, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It better be fake. Anyone this retarded, shouldn't ever have sex. Butter... 8 mins. And why wouldn't he want to get a real girlfriend where he can take his sweet time and learn how to do thing the right way?
  • dominasian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1i think his games weren't good enough
    neither was he
  • turpenine, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1because things that are designed to fit together well shouldn't need extra help.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1This made me LOL hardcore. And i'm at work. XD
  • dunezone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1A Classic.
  • fatty123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0OMG!!! i dont even care that that is fake cause that is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. lol
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0that was posted just to post on digg

  • Add a Comment

    Login or register to comment!
    Or, sign-in super fast with your Facebook account ...


© Digg Inc. 2009 — Content created and posted by Digg users is dedicated to the public domain | Terms of Use Updated | Privacy Policy
DIGG, DIGG IT, DUGG, DIGG THIS, Digg graphics, logos, designs, page headers, button icons, scripts, and other service names are the trademarks of Digg Inc.