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Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 17, 2007

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  • Rockout, on 10/11/2007, -3/+67So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

    Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
  • sixthplanet, on 10/11/2007, -3/+20HA HA HA! Wow! I think these fireworks are really popular in Germany. :)
  • SpectralSounds, on 10/11/2007, -5/+20I just clicked, but I fail to appreciate the funny. I wish I was as easily amused as some people, but Im not.
  • bpmdub, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13no it is not my family runs firework stands and I have worked in them off and on these have been around for at least 10 years
  • jaba1337, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12mildly funny
  • hijacktheleft, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Does the title say it all?
  • lcmatt, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13This managed to make the front page, oh dear.
  • jordanwlee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7I can't think of any better way to spend your 4th of July with R. Kelly.
  • esperoboy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I kinda clicked the HPV link under the photo and regret for my life. my eyes my eyes >< !!!!!!
  • mhweaver, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I remember setting one of these off this year and laughing about it with my brother in law. Not fake
  • xcleetusx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8(in Kent Brockman voice) Thanks, submitter. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers. (background laughter) What?
  • LexisNexis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I always snickered when I got the Golden Shower in my firework packs every 4th and New Years, but I never thought to take a picture and submit it to digg!
  • kingfoot, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4that wasnt very funny to me, did i miss something?
  • nemodomi, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golden+shower
  • coolcash2005, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5To put it simply, it really isnt funny.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia
  • doctechnical, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Pales in comparison to "Monkeys Violate the Heaven Palace".

    http://www.fireworksland.com/html/2007/newitems.html
  • ledguitar, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Can you explain it cause ya... I don't get it.
  • babylonian, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I prefer the fireworks Cabel posts on cabel.name every year:
    http://www.cabel.name/2007/07/happy-4th.html

    here are last year's finds:
    http://www.cabel.name/2006/07/happy-4th.html
  • noreturn, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I get it now, and . . . it's still not funny.
  • doctechnical, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1They're still perfecting the Cleveland Steamer.
  • GeneralBison, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1These have been around for ages. Nothing new.
  • wbeavis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Those are junk. You need to get the ones that "emit cold sparks". Hot sparks just ruin it.
  • Splitt3rxx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2the page wont load, but I've seen some cool fireworks, like the flaming blue balls, and there was this cake called "GRAND BOOM, 500 gram" and it was in GTA font.
  • eljaysun, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I don't believe Flickr will show the EXIF data if a photo has been edited.
    http://flickr.com/photo_exif.gne?id=521148065&context=pool-66337123@N00
  • Lunarshadow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Someone should send a pack of these to Randy Orton.
  • TheCrazyIndian, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1yeah...real mature
  • Spirork13, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Google Images

    'Nuff said.
  • doctechnical, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Pardon the "replies to own post" faux paus, but taking a second look at that list, there are many entries funnier than the subject of this post, taken in this context...

    How about some "Carmel Fountains"? "Can you Handle It"? The "Boy Scout Troop" says it's "Bigger than Yours", and after "192 Proof" you'll be wanting my "9-shot 3-inch Tube Rack"! If you're lucky I may treat you to my
    "Moonbeam Missiles with Crackling Tail" for afters.

    I'd better stop now...
  • Cyber_Akuma, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Fireworks..... I remember the days when I used to be able to buy "fireworks" that weren't either smoke bombs or sparklers. goddamn Illinois fireworks laws became stricter and stricter every year until smoke bombs and sparklers became ALL you could buy anymore, period.

    Stupid idiots tying 10 M-80s together, holding them in their hand, then blowing their hands off and suing, ruining it for everybody else.

    Bastards...
  • marshman222, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1You made me too curious and I did the same thing!! GAHHHHHH PLZ FOR GODS SAKE DONT CLICK THAT LINK!!!
  • scaredsquee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0actually, i'm the owner of the picture and no.. it definitely is not photoshopped. i took the picture with my canon powershot a610 without the flash. i can even send you the original straight from the camera itself. i don't own photoshop and the most advanced thing i have is the editing program that came with my camera, which only allows me to fix contrast, brightness, etc. very very basic things. i wouldn't even know what to do with PS if you gave it to me. take a look at my other photos, and you'll see i have NOTHING photoshopped in my flickr photo stream.
  • theholycow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0You can buy that stuff legally in many states. Near me, Connecticut and New Hampshire, for example.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0ain't no synshine without Golden shower! Bye one and you get Golden Bath for free!
  • TwiztOG43, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0not that funny. i have bought these before, looks cool, but is not that funny.
    now the xbox 360 halo edition at E3 now that was funny!! haha
  • scaredsquee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0actually, according to Nathan07 what you look at when you open that fireworks package is a photoshop job, because apparently my photo (yes, i am the owner) is photoshopped. ::eyeroll:: i don't even own PS, or anything remotely near PS. i downloaded gimp once and hated it because it always crashed my computer. i didn't submit this to digg.. i logged into my flickr account and saw that 13 people had favourited my picture and i was very, very confused. someone commented it was seen on digg, and i was able to find the source. pretty neat, but i honestly don't think it's digg.com worthy, heh.
  • xtmno3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Can I get this emailed to me by my mom?
    /lame
  • Johnson10, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Dammit, you beat me to it :(
  • Mox744, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0yes. be educated:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2774987700726370809&q=piss+on+you&total=5596&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
  • mrgreenjeans, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Love that movie.
  • gansos, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2I finally have a second reason to drive to Mexico!
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia
  • pictureDIGGER, on 10/11/2007, -7/+4I can tell some people aren't going to get this one.
  • attackcardio, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1Can't wait for the dirty sanchez to come out.
  • mywhitenoise, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1Germans prefer brown baths.
  • Nathan07, on 10/11/2007, -18/+1Ya.... that's way photoshopped. The font is too bright.

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