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- controltheweb, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1591. What do you call 1000 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
2. How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
3. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
4. What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk lying in the road?
1. A good start.
2. Depends on how thinly you slice them.
3. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder .. the other is a fish.
4: Skid marks in front of the skunk.
.. of course there are millions of these, these are just the ones I remember most frequently - adoggz, on 10/10/2007, -2/+61just to make you mad
- oneoverzero, on 10/10/2007, -1/+45What's the difference between a bucket of ***** and a lawyer?
The bucket. - Tabou, on 10/10/2007, -8/+52No wonder the divorce rate in this country (estimated at close to 50%) is the highest in the world. According to these lawyers, it's all just a game.
- PurpZeY, on 10/10/2007, -0/+36Every other business in this country uses exploitation for advertising, why not lawyers?
- mc4_a, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37Welcome to the internet. Let us know when you get around to lol catz.
- jtingley, on 10/10/2007, -6/+38I'm not exactly a proponent of traditional morality or the "Nuclear Family" but I gotta say...
That sign is ***** up! - thcobbs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27Why don't snakes bite lawyers?
Professional Courtesy. - Hoxie, on 10/10/2007, -6/+29Hate to break it to you guys, but the rule of law along with some biology is the only thing separating you from a chimp.
- jnosanov, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22I am a third year law student now, and we don't wonder why people hate us. We know.
- BackEnThaWomb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19You would not believe the publicity this billboard got in Chicago. There were picket lines, the people who put the billboard up had received many threats. And eventually, the billboard gotten taken down.
- Rikushix, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Whatever marketing team dreamed that up must be either really successful, or a group of douchebags. Successful douchebags.
- mvanhorn, on 10/10/2007, -5/+21They even sell $40 t-shirts with their slogan. Nickeled and dimed by lawyers, who would have thought? http://www.lifeshortgetadivorce.com/products.html
- GawtMilk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Or they're Mexican jokes if you replace the word "Mexican" with lawyer...they're also white jokes if you replace the word "White" with lawyer.
You know what? I'm pretty sure they're just "jokes". You're not supposed to take them seriously. - etnlIcarus, on 10/10/2007, -3/+18How the hell is this, "NSFW"?
If Digg is this uptight about divorce, whatever you do, don't mention gay marriage.
Oh shi~ - Modizzle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14It's an all female practice. Hope they don't find out about CH tagging their intellectual property. Vicious bitches with no souls they are.
- stephant, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Because everyone likes to hold lawyers and politicians to a standard they would never demand of themselves. That's why.
- Thumper13, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Divorce got me out of a really bad decision and helped me find the right person.
Don't ***** on it until you've needed it. I never thought I would. Now I'm thankful everyday.
The three years of payments was nothing compared to my happiness and sanity. - MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -6/+18If you're not happy and you know you could be nailing somebody hotter, then perhaps that's what you should do. The sign is right. Now digg me down for telling the truth...
- KevenM, on 10/10/2007, -11/+20Spouses walk away.
Lawyers Win.
Kids Lose. - bkemper, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7How to tell a joke, step 2: Include the punch-line.
- EmperorPsiblade, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6hell?
- ZenMojo, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10I dislike lawyers as much as the next guy (since I went to law school and all), but divorce can be an underappreciated solution to some life-destroying problems.
- Birdoftruth, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7first ones is the best.
- toxent, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8There's a legal group here in Virginia that bills itself as the "Spouse Eliminators". I ***** you not.
Tabou is right, no wonder the divorce rate is so high. - stephant, on 10/10/2007, -5/+9I think you may understand advertising the absolute least of all the people on the planet. Just think for a moment about advertisements you think are funny and you'll start to get it. Then think about the fact that this ad made it to the front page of digg and a hundred other web sites (and it even seems to be going around for a second time). If you still don't understand it and think it seriously reflects the opinions of lawyers then there is no hope. Throw your tv, radio and modem out the window because nothing on there can possibly make the slightest bit of sense to you.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Metacognition is essentially the most unique human trait.
- BobSutan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5That add is OLD!
This made news like 9 months ago when some busybody housewives tried to sue to get the add removed from the side of a building. - sigintop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I hate to say it but they kind of have a point although it was stated in somewhat of a crass way. I mean if you married someone and you no longer love them, should you stick with them until the end of your life? How many couples out there hate each other guts and still live together (not all of them have children)? I think that was kind of the idea behind it.
- shaelen, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7This is the only time I've ever liked lawyers, that sign is great!
- mesmeriffic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Lawyers don't wonder why people hate them.
- adrenaline33, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3You tiny bitch
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Where?
- Valleye, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3As a divorced father of two, I completely agree. My kids are paying for my selfishness.
- daridave, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3It was a joke ?!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3If you are married to someone who does not look like that, what makes you think you can get someone who looks like that?
- rnnbob, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3you got class
- da_bradler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3politicians are elected officials lawyers are just people that run a business
- shinedout, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Good point. Exploitation ain't so bad for advertising, but there's a moral line - I mean c'mon - showing adds encouraging divorce?? Cold hearted.
- Pssdoff, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2÷ 6² = x
- 808kick, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Q: What has four legs and never works?
A: Marriage - da_bradler, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4did you just write "think about thought?" sounds like somebodies still got a little to much chimp in him.
- theworldisflat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Meh, I don't care. Many people lack the maturity of marriage anymore, it's become a fad. Sad really, but welcome to America.
- Hetman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2This is awesome. I have seen them around Chicago for awhile. Some people were so angry when they went up. I think they are awesome. You know the number one reason for divorce? Marriage.
- inajeep, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I'm pretty sure that without law we wouldn't revert to chimps.
- Karmavs, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Actually, that's probably not the best idea, (esp. at work)
- IHaveIssues, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3dugg down just for the allcaps.
- Shorties, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2-1
- ronito, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1While I do not doubt that most divorces are indeed selfish, there are times when it is a very good thing and needed.
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