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Bumper Stickers Only an Infantile Boob Could Love

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  • tomess, on 11/02/2007, -58/+7Major lols..... 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' EPIC!
    • arcooke, on 11/02/2007, -14/+46Ugh.. go back to 4chan.
      • luet, on 11/02/2007, -2/+16How dare you attribute such a terrible comment to 4chan?! You have only two choices, Ebaumsworld and Gaiaonline. *****.
    • humperdeath, on 11/01/2007, -3/+4Great post, funny pics! but I got to bury it for the title. It is insulting to me, because I love these stickers (or at least most of them)
      And what the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
    • jcaino, on 11/01/2007, -0/+1you obviously over-looked #5.
    • jeliel, on 11/02/2007, -2/+3Why the burials, the 127.0.0.1 was truly EPIC
  • thepokey, on 11/02/2007, -2/+19I'm a boob too!
  • rpatch, on 11/02/2007, -22/+3what the hell is a druid anyway or do i want to know?
    • mydigga, on 11/01/2007, -4/+3Spaceballs?
      • mydigga, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1I here by denounce myself as a Digg member. Buried for a Spaceballs reference? Really?
    • arusso, on 11/02/2007, -0/+8When in doubt, google it!

      But for the lazy... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druid
    • Arramol, on 11/02/2007, -1/+11A Druid is a follower of a polytheistic, nature-venerating religion. It's also a class in World of Warcraft.
    • FrankButcher, on 11/02/2007, -0/+0Old hippies who bang their heads against trees to clean themselves.
    • dukeochutney, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1leave digg and never come back.
  • lardoandkeg, on 11/03/2007, -2/+31I'm not only a boob, I'm the boob president
    • Comatorium, on 11/02/2007, -1/+1Well then, I'm the boob decider. Everyone knows that trumps "president" these days. :O
  • diggface5000, on 11/06/2007, -5/+81i was going to bury this until i saw fish n chips
  • NCSUspoon, on 11/02/2007, -37/+2There are better Star Wars ones
    http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=f3df1aff76&vi ...
  • DarkDx, on 11/03/2007, -3/+21dugg for fish n chips
  • doctechnical, on 11/03/2007, -3/+32I'm reminded of a favorite of mine: "God is my co-pilot, and Jesus is my tail gunner."
  • RoyalPwner, on 11/02/2007, -10/+5"Ask me about anal fisting"
    _[__]_
    >0.q>
  • blackmage439, on 11/02/2007, -9/+10That last one reminds me of the scene in Stewie Griffon - The Untold Story, where Peter locks Meg in the car so she can get accustomed to a guy's ummm... "gaseous excrements"...
    • psiphre, on 11/07/2007, -3/+27just say 'farts'
      jesus, what kind of dumb ***** are you
  • Mentosan, on 11/02/2007, -9/+1no WWSD? What Would Scooby Do?
  • DreKor, on 11/02/2007, -0/+51I was unaware that scooters were a druid thing. I thought they liked rocks and trees and stuff.
    • heavyal, on 11/02/2007, -0/+3Hrm, actually it looked a bit like a riding lawn mower to me .. would be a bit ironic I suppose though
  • tedlove, on 11/02/2007, -14/+8am i the only one who thinks bumper stickers are obnoxious? who needs to hear about someone's irrelevant political opinions, adoration of America, or obsession with Jesus when stuck in traffic. putting a bumper sticker on your car is just as lame as putting an American flag on your lapel.

    though i do like the one about anal fisting.
    • arusso, on 11/02/2007, -1/+6If you don't like them, don't read them...
      I'm no fan, especially of the religious nuts with their thousands of Jesus loves me stickers, but why complain? It's depreciating the value of their car, not yours...
    • halobender, on 11/02/2007, -1/+2I feel the same, I just don't feel the need to impose my thoughts on others via my bumper.
      Though I do like the FSM bumper ornament.
  • OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 11/07/2007, -2/+89Ask me about anal fisting?

    ::writes down license plate number::
    ::buys plane ticket to oregon::
    • hawkspur, on 11/07/2007, -0/+27Well, at least you're honest.
      • extratired, on 11/02/2007, -1/+3hey man, there's no shame in fisting! being the fistee... now that's another matter.
    • Zaetha, on 11/03/2007, -0/+7I'm going to make a bumper sticker that says "Ask me about goatse" and put it on my neighbor's car.
  • JordanTW90, on 11/01/2007, -1/+1What better way to tell someone what you really feel.
  • anononon, on 11/02/2007, -20/+6Buried for peta propaganda sticker.
  • Antimatt, on 11/02/2007, -10/+3Wow, that was really stupid.
  • Nougat, on 11/02/2007, -8/+1FFS, make it stop.

    Get the pictures section up, and make it so that RSS feed will filter sections.
  • OverkillTASF, on 11/03/2007, -0/+43"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
    Woman in our parking lot has that... As well as a dolphin giving you the finger (Flipper), and a sticker that says plainly, *****. She's really getting ahead in life here.
  • nestcrw, on 11/02/2007, -10/+3My favorite: 'Daddy farted and we can't get out!'
  • jogleby, on 11/02/2007, -3/+18@ tedlove
    Bumper sticker are obnoxious because irrelevant opinions are not meant for the bumpers of cars, they are meant for Digg comments.
    • scoobycarolan, on 11/01/2007, -0/+1best comment ever!
    • unorginalityftw, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1Your irrelevant!
    • zachshmack, on 11/02/2007, -0/+4You don't have to do the @ thing anymore. Comments are nested.
  • SnapETom, on 11/02/2007, -1/+52On a business trip to North Carolina, I saw this: "If I knew it was going to be this much trouble, I'd have picked my own cotton."
  • DarkSideofOZ, on 11/02/2007, -3/+5haha, "Fish N' Chips"

    Guess I'm an Infantile boob because I want one of those....

    Anyone got a link to a place I can order one?
  • f4nt0m4s, on 11/02/2007, -8/+4"Daddy farted, and we can't get out!!"
    Nothing is more entertaining than ripping ass on a cold winter day when you are driving with your friends with the window locks on and the heat blasting.
  • dblbender, on 11/02/2007, -6/+3daddy farted and we can't get out... I'll have have to get me that sticker as soon as I have kids :-)
  • CodeCobalt, on 11/02/2007, -8/+1favorite bumper sticker i've seen lately is

    "If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

    But there was a guy driving it :-
  • kss42, on 11/01/2007, -5/+0ha ha you said boob.
  • gherikill, on 11/02/2007, -1/+3lol at first one
  • Nick519, on 11/02/2007, -0/+31imagine how many uncomfortable moments happen behind the "anal fisting" bike in cars with kids who can read. that's worth having a sticker like that on your vehicle alone!
  • MattB123, on 11/02/2007, -0/+14Infants like boobs.
  • archer104, on 11/07/2007, -1/+36"Save trees. Wipe your ass with an owl."
  • mrdimn, on 11/02/2007, -8/+3Funnies thing I saw one day was the following:
    On the back of this guy's shirt that had a mouse on it with a giant penis... and it said, "Here Kitty, kitty, kitty".

    And then there was a couple in front of me, the guy read it and laughed, his girlfriend hit him, and told him, 'No, it wasn't!"
  • kdog630, on 11/01/2007, -2/+0"It's a Druid Thing." Yeah, thought provoking geekiness.
  • matt0r, on 11/02/2007, -11/+1these are so far from funny it hurts
    if you think these are funny i hate you
    LOL HE SAID ANAL FISTING UH HYUK THATS SO FUNNY
    • hiikeeba, on 11/02/2007, -0/+7Have you considered decaf?
    • bobbydiamondz, on 11/02/2007, -0/+4I don't think they're funny, but can you hate me too?
    • BackEnThaWomb, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1you go from: laughter to murderous rage and back to laughter...

      start taking your meds again
  • vade79, on 11/02/2007, -1/+2A bumper sticker or two about things you care about/etc, tha'ts fine. The ones with 5+ bumper stickers just want attention, you can't like that many things that much.
  • 1jaxstate1, on 11/03/2007, -4/+22Saw this one the other day,
    "Please keep going to work everyday, millions on welfare are depending on you."
    • ibookfast, on 11/02/2007, -3/+2oh you mean mean the millions of dollars we subsidize and give to Big Business, right?
      • sphigel, on 11/02/2007, -0/+3I agree, welfare is bad in more than one way. Who knew that govt programs do more harm than good.
      • toxicshok, on 11/02/2007, -1/+1No actually he meant the millions we give to those who contribute the least.
        • zachshmack, on 11/03/2007, -1/+2You mean all the people with full time minimum-wage jobs still earning below the poverty level? And hey, don't forget rapid inflation that makes the tiny amount of money they earn worth even less.
          Income != Contribution
    • zachshmack, on 11/02/2007, -0/+3And I'm sure the person never had anyone in their life give them a helping hand...
  • stigma15, on 11/02/2007, -0/+5Where's "W '04?"
    • mhuggins, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1Equally funny to many seen here. Well done.
  • canyoudiggitman, on 11/03/2007, -0/+25If you think sex is a pain in the ass, You're doing it the wrong way!
  • skyfire1, on 11/02/2007, -1/+3At least we know who ate God.
    • Hetman, on 11/02/2007, -2/+1We all eat God every sunday, It is called the eucharist
  • mojibake, on 11/01/2007, -0/+1222.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/49598202@N00/45849064 ...
  • InSectWar, on 11/03/2007, -1/+3One of my favs i'm sure lots have seen:
    "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
  • meridian300, on 11/03/2007, -1/+10My favorite is "Swallow or it's going in your eye."
  • pastasauce, on 11/02/2007, -0/+7P.E.T.A.'s marketing team is just terrible. "BEEF: It's what's rotting in your colon."
    • bencefeher, on 11/11/2007, -0/+2Yeah as if they have it any better off:

      "COMPOST: It's what's vegetating in your colon."
  • anteyekon4myst, on 11/02/2007, -3/+2It's all a conspiracy to drive up bumper sticker sales...cant you people see it



    http://digg.com/political_opinion/Paul_Krugman_The ...
  • wishninja, on 11/01/2007, -1/+1I like the other sticker #5 not the one the author pointed out. Maybe because its pretty popular. "There's no place like 127.0.0.1? lol gets me every time." Does that make me a computer nerd?
    • zachshmack, on 11/02/2007, -0/+2No, it makes you someone with a cheesy sense of humor.
  • bonds, on 11/01/2007, -0/+0What kind of sick bastard has a problem with anal fisting? Show me a man who has a problem with anal fisting, and I'll show you a real boob.
  • Higgins, on 11/01/2007, -0/+1Honk If You Have Bumper Sticker Mentality
  • FreydNot, on 11/02/2007, -0/+7Honk if your horn is broken
  • protoopus, on 11/02/2007, -0/+0"my other car is up my nose". i love it, but i'd never put it on a car.
  • amyfamb7, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1I saw an interesting bumper sticker the other day it said: Bush is listening....Use BIG words! lolz
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