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- whiterajah, on 10/12/2007, -4/+73This is hilarious. I'm guessing that the people involved were so used to seeing their company name printed as two or more separate words that they didn't mentally parse the alternative readings that would jump to mind for everyone else when they saw the words run together.
Who Represents? ==> whorepresents.com is priceless! - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -4/+63ipanywhere = I pee anywhere. Probably the least funny one.
- nesagwa, on 10/12/2007, -4/+59I Pee Anywhere?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+45I am pissed... I run a small company out of my garage, we sell small gifts for the less than pure woman of today. I was thinking about making a website, but I needed a domain name, something that says what we do right in the name... www.whorepresents.com and then I see it is taken by people who are not even using the domain name for all it's worth!
- shamam, on 10/12/2007, -3/+39@FamousNovember:
Women come too, you know. Or maybe you don't.. - orvl, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37cummingfirst.com, holy crap.
that's gotta be the most obvious one; a church too, christ! - cody50, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35I'll take Apetit for 300.
- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -3/+32Probably not such a bad idea of them to use a hyphen, huh?
- GoodOlClint, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32nice... except Experts Exchange is www.experts-exchange.com
- reddevil3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29I have to say I was disappointed when I went to www.penisland.net
- Tricky, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28Penisland.net doesn't actually SELL any pens... I call intentional.
- Irimi, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30Wow, that is hilarious; i bet their faces are red.
- LLXerxes, on 10/12/2007, -8/+34I don't get the 'ipanywhere.com' one.
Dugg. Just for awesomeness. - turnpaugh622, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26I am working in my university(Michigan-Flint) computer lab and everyone is staring at me for laughing so hard. I wish I GotaHoe.
- calhoun, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22they changed their URL for this reason, if I remember right.
- Quickbreak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22I'll take The Rapists for 200.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I don't know why this is being dug down. It's perfectly true. I'm the proud owner of a "nice *****" t-shirt.
It has two beautiful little blue ***** on it and has the wording "nice *****" underneath. Of course, I shrunk it in the washing machine so my girlfriend wears it now. - blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21User: Dick
Password: Cheney - stylerm, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21Is it some rite of passage for blogs to plagerize this?
- RichPowers, on 10/12/2007, -7/+21heh I expected to see theanalrapist on there
- chazcron, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18my local favorite is Northern Kentucky's attempt to steal Cincinnati's tourist dollars:
staynky.com - wocket, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16I think the key to this one is to think like my 11 and 15 year old brothers...
- bullines, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15At the previous company that I worked for, we had a client called FAG:
http://www.fag.com
Everybody pronounced the company as Eff Eh Gee. But the you couldn't help but scratch your head at the choice of domain name. - Joe091, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13@FamousNovember:
"Well, sure, but generally if you think cum, you think guy. At least I do."
I bet you do. - BuddhaChu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I'm with Tricky. The following on the Pen Island site sounds too convienent...
"Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."
Yeah...they're talking about pens...riiiiight. - nealpolitan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13http://www.mofo.com
I'm calling them if I ever get arrested (even if they don't do criminal law). - tycurtis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12It sounds like they picked that name intentionally, making it considerably less funny.
- goodshape, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12molestation nursery
- mostron8, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Years ago, when I worked at an ISP, we had the Girl Scouts of the Cumberland Valley talking to us about a web site. Our sales girl laughed her ass off when she found out what domain name they wanted:
www.girlscoutscum.org
Bad idea. She talked them out of it, and it looks like they ended up with http://www.girlscoutsofcv.org/
The funniest part is that the lady had no idea why that URL was bad. Hehe. - spindrift, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13Duuude, are you selling Penis Mightiers?
- spudge, on 10/12/2007, -5/+14Yes, I believe it is.
- GoodOlClint, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Just a note that there is a www.expertsexchange.net. he must have got the TLD wrong.
- Haroldx, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pen%20island
- EochaidRiata, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9The official city website is not much better
http://www.cityofcumming.net - spadgos, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11I bet all the other 12 year olds will ROFLCOPTER at your awesome name.
- smatzko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10There's always the Kids Exchange second-hand clothing market in NC: http://www.kidsexchange.net/
- therernospoons, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Hmmm...http://www.powergenitalia.com is asking for a username and password.
- Chipsandsnacks, on 10/12/2007, -10/+18There used to be a www.nice-*****.org
or, the "Royal Tit Watching Society of Great Britain" - rcardona2k, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11The rapist finder has to be the best. Unfortunately I do know someone raped by a therapist.
- Murdats, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9but the site is for the program called IP anywhere
so its more the way that IP sounds the same as I pee
thta one was lame, the rest were pretty awesome, or should I say AMAZING!!!! - FamousNovember, on 10/12/2007, -7/+14Heh, cummingfirst.com. I hate living in a town named after a male orgasm.
- lcohiomatty86, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7@tricky, i bet these companies are hoping more people are like you out there.. and dont actually realize wat the URL can be read as.
- poobread, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6There are really this many idiots that don't get molestationnursery?
- BuddhaChu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That, or WTFBBQ!?!?
- easyfrag, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6They're pretty good but you can't beat Oil of Olay's www.dailyfacials.com , if you leave off the 's' you get another site dedicated to (ahem) facial treatments.
- QACJared, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum #4
"Cum has a few definitions... it can be a man's semen, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. "
Well thats what they think but lets shut up about this its kinda off topic. - Ratwiz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Very funny list :D. Since you mentioned cummingfirst, how's this: I live in South Africa and we have a chain of Christian book stores called CUM Books :).
And this is their URL...
http://www.cumbooks.co.za/
Their books truely keep you glued to their pages, ROFL. - BuddhaChu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4The non-hypenated Expert Exchange has non-geek/programmer/IT "experts" (the website does exist)
- TheBowerbird, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7Don't forget http://www.bassshoes.com
- SmeRndmGy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5What is with all the russian jesus pictures?
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