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- inactive, on 05/03/2008, -2/+200pfft...more bacteria the better. The only way your ever going to build a good immune system is to eat that food that fell on the floor....notice its the clean, germ paranoid people that are always sick?
- killbert24, on 05/03/2008, -6/+157I wonder why.
fap... fap... fap... - davidrools, on 05/03/2008, -1/+128you obviously haven't seen MY toilet seat
- fluidfoundation, on 05/03/2008, -3/+112That's because my keyboard was used in a scene from 2Girls1Laptop.
- DeskFlyer, on 05/03/2008, -5/+71How dare you bring logic and reasoning into a Digg thread!
- casspa, on 05/03/2008, -0/+62Doesn't anyone watch Mythbusters? Everything has feces on it!!
- CobaltBlue, on 05/03/2008, -1/+44My crap is 100% feces free.
- inactive, on 05/03/2008, -1/+43I apologize. I will not do it again.
- fluidfoundation, on 05/03/2008, -0/+35You've just had lunch with every lunch you're keyboards have lunch with. Next time, use a keyboard condom.
- Timmmm, on 05/03/2008, -2/+30That's because toilet seats are really clean! Urine is very sterile. Everything that is supposedly dirty is always compared in cleanliness to toilet seats because they sound like they should be really dirty, but actually aren't.
The end. - GeekyGerge, on 05/03/2008, -0/+28It's the 5 second rule.
You probably now have AIDS. - kaniz, on 05/03/2008, -0/+26Doesn't surprise me. I clean my toilet once every week or so. Cant say I've cleaned my keyboard well....ever. I also have a bad habit of eating / drinking over my keyboard and slopping/spilling ***** onto it.
- aynrandom, on 05/03/2008, -1/+25Pick at butt, tap at keyboard. Voila!
- evanct, on 05/03/2008, -0/+23maybe i'm just old-fashioned, but i don't ***** on the toilet seat
- RevoFM, on 05/03/2008, -1/+24Calm down, it's the Daily Mail.
- antonio97b, on 05/03/2008, -6/+28Apple keyboards are the dirtiest. It's all the scum and snobishness that just sluffs on to the keyboard.
- x0rcist, on 05/03/2008, -2/+24I wonder if it has to do with the fact that majority of the internet is porn...
- DiggzDE, on 05/03/2008, -0/+21How bad of aim do you have to ***** on a toilet seat and not actually into the toilet? Or do you try to make it into a game by hover your ass above the toilet while swinging back and forth to try to time it perfectly to get a straight shot in?
I think I just invented a new game people can play in the bathroom. - dienamite, on 05/03/2008, -2/+22No.
- sanman, on 05/03/2008, -0/+20your keyboard needs some latex protection
no glove, no love - jamesov89, on 05/03/2008, -0/+19YOU THINK YOUR ***** DON'T STANK?
- Xorsist, on 05/03/2008, -1/+17haha you didnt use to drink from a punch bowl? pussy.
- cowboy77061, on 05/03/2008, -0/+15agreed.
dust on keyboard > turd on toilet seat - TheWriteGuy, on 05/03/2008, -0/+15Thank goodness that I type with only one hand most of the time.
- talonstriker, on 05/03/2008, -0/+15pics or it doesn't exist
- sp4zzj4zz, on 05/03/2008, -4/+19Buried for elitist macfagness.
- AnotherBrian, on 05/03/2008, -1/+15It may have 5 times the bacteria or a toilet seat but it still won't make you sick.
Example:
Toilet seat, 5 bacteria per in²
Therefor keyboard, 25 bacteria per in²
But you still need exposure to 500 bacteria per in² to make you sick,
Thus dailymail.co.uk = Fearmonger - RevoFM, on 05/03/2008, -0/+14You're really missing out.
- Mish48, on 05/03/2008, -0/+13Every week? Come live at my house.
- saxreturns, on 05/03/2008, -0/+13You're disgusting, with your dirty dirty spam. Go and wash yourself clean, now.
- Charklii, on 05/03/2008, -2/+14A health hazard? .. Everything is one of those nowadays. The only reason I care to clean my keyboard is because I like a clean looking keyboard. But if there's bacteria I can't see then what doesn't kill me will only make me stronger - and quite literally, too.
- TheThirdLevel, on 05/03/2008, -0/+12Wrap it before you tap it.
- inactive, on 05/03/2008, -0/+11Yeah but i wouldn't ***** your keyboard.
- MikeSD34, on 05/03/2008, -0/+11Do you ever clean it? That's half the battle right there...
- cadmiumpaint, on 05/03/2008, -1/+12ever see one of those white mac keyboards being used on a public computer at a library or something? a perfectly illustrated example.
- RevoFM, on 05/03/2008, -2/+12Urine may be sterile, but ***** isn't.
- DickyT83, on 05/03/2008, -2/+12Dugg for the user in the pic being a gamer. WASD ftw.
- Tenlow, on 05/03/2008, -0/+10You're.
- charlestoN1, on 05/03/2008, -0/+10thank you...
- iloveazngurlzs, on 05/03/2008, -0/+9and semen
- KingGorilla, on 05/03/2008, -0/+9So should I crap on my keyboard and type on my toilet?
- PixelMagic, on 05/03/2008, -0/+8Your comment is laced with too much info.
- inactive, on 05/03/2008, -3/+11Paris Hiltons ***** is 100x dirtier than my keyboard :P
- Tenlow, on 05/03/2008, -2/+10Why spend the extra money on mac products if you're just going to bash the company?
- juicebag, on 05/03/2008, -0/+7You can tell something is tabloid ***** if it uses caps to EMPHASIZE something in the title.
- specialK16, on 05/03/2008, -1/+8Tap it before you....
forget it. - cafefort, on 05/03/2008, -8/+15Ouch! --I'm a computer scientist :(
- andregriffin, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6booboo? I don't think that's right...
- chrisaug18, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6Speak for yourself.
- JakeyG14, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6For my uni library, that number has surely got to be higher. If you leave the keyboard alone for long enough, the actual keys move around in their puddle of filth.
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