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  • synystar, on 05/11/2008, -3/+502You just know that whoever created the group had exactly this in mind.
  • TimeIsTissue, on 05/11/2008, -7/+338ITS A TRAP
  • idavidtang, on 05/11/2008, -4/+300Maybe the goat raped the guy.
  • LR2_, on 05/11/2008, -2/+282Haha, yeah. Photoshop's unblur filter to reveals that someone we all know was the one who fell for it:

    http://www.animepodcast.org/d/leftgroup.jpg
  • alx1507, on 05/11/2008, -1/+264#$# went from being single to "its complicated" 12:15 pm
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/11/2008, -6/+194WTF exactly goes on over at facebook?
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  • smithmja88, on 05/11/2008, -42/+166bury me.
  • ChristophyBrown, on 05/11/2008, -1/+98Try explaining that to your wife!
  • ToadLeg, on 05/11/2008, -0/+91I can't; I don't speak goat.
  • euro22, on 12/17/2008, -3/+95From the fb group:

    "If you WERE to have sex with a goat...Describe it."

    "The first thing you would be thinking is "What in the ***** am I doing?" Then you realize right then and there that this is your sole purpose in life. To ***** this goat. You are not in the proximity yet, so you approach. The goat looks at you, menacingly, but he appears inviting. As you get nearer he realizes it too, is his fate to ***** you. He ambles slowly around, revealing his rear end. It flips up its tail to reveal its genitalia and anus. This is where the boner is inevitable. It gravitates upwards, pulled only by the attraction you feel for this goats steamy hole. Then the ultimate question. Goat Vagina, Or Goat Anus? The thoughts bounce around in your mind, and finally the vague fantasies of goat sex cease to be imaginary, but very very real. You plunge into the goat, pulsating, vibrating, slamming the goat. It brays with excitement and pleasure, and it begins to join in the natural rhythm, one only held by man and beast. For only a minute you prolong the inevitable. A hot thick load forces its way out of your now contracting erection. The pleasure you feel is undeniable. You then slowly slide your limp member out of the now-filled orifice of the goat. A tingling feeling takes over your body as you gently play with your nutsack. Then something horrifying. The goat rears forward, and lurches a hoof backward into your member. The pain is so intense vomiting and falling to your knees is your only form of reprise. You are then aware of your surroundings, you are cold, and balls are blue, penis shriveled and it feels as if your pelvis is broken, you look down and all you can make out is a deformed member. You then become aware of the circle of people, police officers, and family that encircles you. Your mother is crying, people laugh, police officers attempt to keep their composer. You are dying with your pants around your ankles, with everyone knowing you had sex with that goat."
  • oneoverzero, on 05/11/2008, -1/+90I know I shouldn't find this that funny, but I can't stop laughing.
    Maybe I'm having a stroke.
  • quomen, on 05/11/2008, -9/+95..........................______._
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    omg goat ascii failing.
  • UrlorJkron, on 05/11/2008, -1/+79Maybe he was taking a shower or something when suddenly:

    BAM! SURPRISE GOAT SEX!
  • Jamma27, on 05/11/2008, -2/+74ASCII what you did there!!
  • euro22, on 12/17/2008, -1/+71asl?
  • RockeN5, on 05/11/2008, -0/+70It's like asking, "does your dad know you're gay?"
  • ChristBehemoth, on 05/11/2008, -1/+67make me
  • Dokument, on 05/11/2008, -0/+65http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2207372545&t ...

    ill just give you a little preview at the topic board

    Person1 - Describe it.
    Person2 - The first thing you would be thinking is "What in the ***** am I doing?" Then you realize right then and there that this is your sole purpose in life. To ***** this goat. You are not in the proximity yet, so you approach. The goat looks at you, menacingly, but he appears inviting. As you get nearer he realizes it too, is his fate to ***** you. He ambles slowly around, revealing his rear end. It flips up its tail to reveal its genitalia and anus. This is where the boner is inevitable. It gravitates upwards, pulled only by the attraction you feel for this goats steamy hole. Then the ultimate question. Goat Vagina, Or Goat Anus? The thoughts bounce around in your mind, and finally the vague fantasies of goat sex cease to be imaginary, but very very real. You plunge into the goat, pulsating, vibrating, slamming the goat. It brays with excitement and pleasure, and it begins to join in the natural rhythm, one only held by man and beast. For only a minute you prolong the inevitable. A hot thick load forces its way out of your now contracting erection. The pleasure you feel is undeniable. You then slowly slide your limp member out of the now-filled orifice of the goat. A tingling feeling takes over your body as you gently play with your nutsack. Then something horrifying. The goat rears forward, and lurches a hoof backward into your member. The pain is so intense vomiting and falling to your knees is your only form of reprise. You are then aware of your surroundings, you are cold, and balls are blue, penis shriveled and it feels as if your pelvis is broken, you look down and all you can make out is a deformed member. You then become aware of the circle of people, police officers, and family that encircles you. Your mother is crying, people laugh, police officers attempt to keep their composer. You are dying with your pants around your ankles, with everyone knowing you had sex with that goat.

    Person3 - holy *****. that was graphic. lol.
  • sarixe, on 05/11/2008, -1/+64RAM!*
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  • seanc6610, on 05/11/2008, -0/+61i disagree, i would imagine that ***** a goat is much worse
  • ControlcChris, on 05/11/2008, -0/+62Baaa means no.
  • MelvinSchlubman, on 05/11/2008, -0/+59"I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat."

    -- Dr. Seuss' "GREEN EGGS AND HAM"
  • snareguy17, on 05/11/2008, -5/+64I should've never left this comment.
  • arrenlex, on 05/11/2008, -0/+56Here it is. Join it. Unless you.... can't? ; )
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207372545
  • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -2/+67Just thowing out a hypothetical out there... Would it be wrong to jack-off to that. And I mean screaming and moaning - best orgasm you ever had jacking of. Just wondering...
  • ElbertF, on 05/11/2008, -0/+49This is the group for people that have never had sex with a goat. We have a few main beliefs:

    1) Goat sex is wrong.
    2) If you are not a part of this group you have had goat sex.
    3) Goats are not allowed to join this group.


    This is awesome.
  • douglasr007, on 05/11/2008, -1/+49#$# went from being single to "in a relationship" 12:15 pm
    #$# is happy! :D 12:30 pm
    #$# went from being "in a relationship" to single 9:00 pm
    #$# is sad! :( 9:01 pm

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees this.
  • melodeath666, on 05/11/2008, -1/+47i wouldnt have even joined that group in the first place...wait
  • mystdragon333, on 05/11/2008, -0/+44This gives me way too many good ideas.
  • XorpheusX, on 05/11/2008, -0/+40Well apparently goat sex is what goes on over at Facebook.
  • aukxsona, on 05/11/2008, -0/+36That is so ***** up dude.
  • thecheatah, on 05/11/2008, -0/+38I know you are joking, but there actually is a way to unblur. You need to have the actual filter used and it has to be a linear filter (which it probably is). It has something to do with DFT and then dividing the dft by the filter and then converting the dft back to an image. dft = discrete fourier transform
  • Typhoon2009, on 05/11/2008, -1/+35"something's going on between allie and rick, and it's complicated!" et. al.
    I don't even know what the ***** that's supposed to mean. Is it newspeak for "allie and rick are *****"?
  • mkling176, on 05/11/2008, -1/+33dude...
  • ultrafez, on 05/11/2008, -0/+32BBQ
  • geoff1210, on 05/11/2008, -1/+29OGC
  • quaunaut, on 05/11/2008, -0/+30http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207372545
  • Meatball01, on 05/11/2008, -0/+28*****. Someone lied to me. D:
  • farfegnugen, on 05/11/2008, -0/+29Just go to your profile and bury that line right after leaving.
  • Brad324, on 05/11/2008, -2/+31I replied to this comment to tell you you're a failure, and you'll never amount to anything. Had this comment not existed, I wouldn't have done this.
  • drizzlelicious, on 05/11/2008, -2/+34reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn8JOZB0_W0

    not a rick roll, promise
  • Ryan166, on 05/11/2008, -4/+28Ima ***** you like a GOAT!!!!!!!!!
  • dtfinch, on 05/11/2008, -0/+25He didn't leave. He graduated.
  • warkro, on 05/11/2008, -2/+26can't rape the willing
  • ElbertF, on 05/11/2008, -0/+24It's complicated.
  • mattcarreiro, on 05/11/2008, -3/+26the diggs will flood in like warm goat pussy
  • morninglorii, on 05/11/2008, -0/+27Actually, somewhat related to this, I'm in a few of these "Save Darfur" and "Stop Female Genital Mutilation" groups, and most are now defunct so I want to leave, but I really don't want "Gloria has left 'Save Darfur'" to show up on the news feed.
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