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  • synystar, on 05/11/2008, -3/+497You just know that whoever created the group had exactly this in mind.
    • quaunaut, on 05/11/2008, -0/+30http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207372545
      • Dokument, on 05/11/2008, -0/+64http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2207372545&t ...

        ill just give you a little preview at the topic board

        Person1 - Describe it.
        Person2 - The first thing you would be thinking is "What in the ***** am I doing?" Then you realize right then and there that this is your sole purpose in life. To ***** this goat. You are not in the proximity yet, so you approach. The goat looks at you, menacingly, but he appears inviting. As you get nearer he realizes it too, is his fate to ***** you. He ambles slowly around, revealing his rear end. It flips up its tail to reveal its genitalia and anus. This is where the boner is inevitable. It gravitates upwards, pulled only by the attraction you feel for this goats steamy hole. Then the ultimate question. Goat Vagina, Or Goat Anus? The thoughts bounce around in your mind, and finally the vague fantasies of goat sex cease to be imaginary, but very very real. You plunge into the goat, pulsating, vibrating, slamming the goat. It brays with excitement and pleasure, and it begins to join in the natural rhythm, one only held by man and beast. For only a minute you prolong the inevitable. A hot thick load forces its way out of your now contracting erection. The pleasure you feel is undeniable. You then slowly slide your limp member out of the now-filled orifice of the goat. A tingling feeling takes over your body as you gently play with your nutsack. Then something horrifying. The goat rears forward, and lurches a hoof backward into your member. The pain is so intense vomiting and falling to your knees is your only form of reprise. You are then aware of your surroundings, you are cold, and balls are blue, penis shriveled and it feels as if your pelvis is broken, you look down and all you can make out is a deformed member. You then become aware of the circle of people, police officers, and family that encircles you. Your mother is crying, people laugh, police officers attempt to keep their composer. You are dying with your pants around your ankles, with everyone knowing you had sex with that goat.

        Person3 - holy *****. that was graphic. lol.
        • aukxsona, on 05/11/2008, -0/+36That is so ***** up dude.
        • thesimo, on 05/11/2008, -0/+10*looks at screen*
          ........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
          • jlmillstein, on 05/11/2008, -0/+20414 new members today. Probably all from digg. Probably all already left the group.
      • ElbertF, on 05/11/2008, -0/+48This is the group for people that have never had sex with a goat. We have a few main beliefs:

        1) Goat sex is wrong.
        2) If you are not a part of this group you have had goat sex.
        3) Goats are not allowed to join this group.


        This is awesome.
    • LR2_, on 05/11/2008, -2/+280Haha, yeah. Photoshop's unblur filter to reveals that someone we all know was the one who fell for it:

      http://www.animepodcast.org/d/leftgroup.jpg
      • thecheatah, on 05/11/2008, -0/+38I know you are joking, but there actually is a way to unblur. You need to have the actual filter used and it has to be a linear filter (which it probably is). It has something to do with DFT and then dividing the dft by the filter and then converting the dft back to an image. dft = discrete fourier transform
        • shmatt, on 05/11/2008, -1/+6really? but wouldn't you have to know the filter's settings? Because a really strong blur just becomes like a gradient, what information is there left to extrapolate without knowing how much it was blurred? or am i being dumb..?

          plus if the blur was on a selection wouldn't not knowing that also be a problem?????
        • jmp478, on 05/11/2008, -15/+7You can't unlur an image, just like you can't unblur a photograph.
          Data is lost when you blur an image in Photoshop.
          • Joshuarr, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Actually data is just shifted. It is possible to unshift it but the process is complex.
        • blagoaw, on 05/11/2008, -0/+9How clear is the result? jmp478 is partially correct at the very least. Multiple possible source images can result in the same final blurred image, so there is ambiguity. Knowing that the source used pure black and white (or whatever) and is text is a big hint that can be put to use however.
          • blagoaw, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4I'll reply to myself here -- I suspect that a sufficiently developed algorithm would result in the text that was originally there, within a margin of error on tricky letters. It would have to specifically target text and have the font on-hand for good results. In fact, given the same version of photoshop and some scripting, you could figure it out yourself without reversal by trial and error and blurring.
        • GawtMilk, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/fcs_mosaic/index.html

          Same concept [regarding blurs].
        • chaoswings, on 05/11/2008, -2/+3I have no idea what you just said....
      • houndeyex, on 05/11/2008, -0/+7I think the guy's name was "Rob".
    • GregFD3S, on 05/11/2008, -11/+3"We have a few main beliefs:

      1) Goat sex is wrong.
      2) If you are not a part of this group you have had goat sex.
      3) Goats are not allowed to join this group."

      • threemagic, on 05/11/2008, -2/+10this was a great post.......... 4 hours ago by someone else
        • ionbattle, on 05/11/2008, -2/+3that's why he put it in quotation marks...smartass.
    • Barryke, on 05/11/2008, -9/+2Its like this one.
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=za-ygHJ3J8E
    • antiorblkflag9, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2Thats why you click that little "x" and it hides the story.....not that I've had to do that for anything...
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/11/2008, -6/+192WTF exactly goes on over at facebook?
    • Typhoon2009, on 05/11/2008, -1/+35"something's going on between allie and rick, and it's complicated!" et. al.
      I don't even know what the ***** that's supposed to mean. Is it newspeak for "allie and rick are *****"?
    • XorpheusX, on 05/11/2008, -0/+39Well apparently goat sex is what goes on over at Facebook.
      • wes00mertes, on 05/11/2008, -0/+13Not for the 450 members and counting.
    • KingGorilla, on 05/11/2008, -0/+15goat sex and no goat sex
    • merreborn, on 05/11/2008, -0/+17People make up stupid groups, and other people join them.

      Oh, and they have an "application" development scene reminiscent of the shareware of the early nineties...
    • bs0l, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4I just became a fan of a fan yesterday.
    • thzae, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Nothing grandpa, now sit back down before you hurt yourself.
  • TimeIsTissue, on 05/11/2008, -6/+335ITS A TRAP
    • RockeN5, on 05/11/2008, -0/+69It's like asking, "does your dad know you're gay?"
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      • seldon452, on 05/11/2008, -18/+7This is being over used and is loosing all the little meaning it had.
        • llamaguy132, on 05/11/2008, -2/+21Star Wars is never of little meaning!
        • fprintf, on 05/11/2008, -0/+7Loosening or Losing all the little meaning it had?
    • DrGreenHat, on 05/11/2008, -1/+8This is slowly making its way to the top of my favorite comments list... very slowly in fact! (I used to kind of hate it)
    • quomen, on 05/11/2008, -11/+2 .
      • Phlake, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1This, ladies and gentlemen, is one hell of a comment. Very insightful.
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      omg goat ascii failing.
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      • richardhenry, on 05/11/2008, -0/+21I'm glad you could highlight the issues in this article for us.
      • sarge96, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4Holy *****....
  • Typhoon2009, on 05/11/2008, -99/+1132 diggs and the front page. Wat?
  • ChristophyBrown, on 05/11/2008, -1/+96Try explaining that to your wife!
  • snareguy17, on 05/11/2008, -5/+64I should've never left this comment.
    • Brad324, on 05/11/2008, -2/+31I replied to this comment to tell you you're a failure, and you'll never amount to anything. Had this comment not existed, I wouldn't have done this.
      • sarixe, on 05/11/2008, -11/+3you shouldn't have anyway.
      • solidus636, on 05/11/2008, -1/+8I left this comment to tell snareguy that if he had not left his comment, you would not have commented on it to almost say how he is a failure and I wouldn't have written this comment.
        • moletimer, on 05/11/2008, -3/+7Welcome to the ccc-combo breaker! machine. Your combo has successfully been broken.
        • sarge96, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3I left this comment to tell everyone it's all OK, and that if you hadn't left these comments, I would have never left this comment.
        • d1a1s1, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Im here to say this is why I love digg....but shouldnt have
  • breefield, on 05/11/2008, -26/+5IT'S A TRAP!
    (heh for punctuation)
  • idavidtang, on 05/11/2008, -4/+297Maybe the goat raped the guy.
    • crazyjake, on 05/11/2008, -24/+5how does that even happen? goats don't have opposable thumbs to work zippers and buttons. and if the gy took off his own pants, then it isn't rape... i am reading way to much into this and am starting to get creeped out.
    • warkro, on 05/11/2008, -2/+26can't rape the willing
    • nitsmeister, on 05/11/2008, -0/+18Baaaaaaa MEANS NO!
  • lupka, on 05/11/2008, -9/+3Awesome.
  • cl2yp71c, on 05/11/2008, -2/+15That day came sooner than expected...
  • NinjaPirateDude, on 05/11/2008, -23/+13Its better then leaving the group "My Cousins and I Have Never Experimented With Each Other"
    • seanc6610, on 05/11/2008, -0/+61i disagree, i would imagine that ***** a goat is much worse
      • over900000, on 05/11/2008, -0/+13You haven't seen NinjaPirateDude's cousin...
    • Ocelot13, on 05/11/2008, -3/+17no. no its not.
      not even close.
    • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -0/+18Well I won't speak for everyone but in my experience, the goa... ummm nvm.
    • egonSchiele, on 05/11/2008, -6/+6c'mon man haven't you ever seen arrested development?
      • specialK16, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4George Michael and Maybe are not blood-cousins anyways.
    • over900000, on 05/11/2008, -0/+10What about "I never had sex with my sister" group?
    • MacSuxWindozSux, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4Dumbass.
  • FutureSandwhich, on 05/11/2008, -8/+2Ah yes, the old compromising facebook group ploy.
  • KaiSe7eN, on 05/11/2008, -10/+4He went to go "not" have sex with donkeys.
  • alx1507, on 05/11/2008, -1/+261#$# went from being single to "its complicated" 12:15 pm
    • douglasr007, on 05/11/2008, -1/+48#$# went from being single to "in a relationship" 12:15 pm
      #$# is happy! :D 12:30 pm
      #$# went from being "in a relationship" to single 9:00 pm
      #$# is sad! :( 9:01 pm

      Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees this.
      • drakenlot, on 05/12/2008, -0/+2Well, since your asking people on Digg, I'd say yes.

        Thought I see that often as well, with three different people so my homepage is cluttered with it.
  • BertEatsDirt, on 05/11/2008, -49/+10***** Ron Paul!
  • mystdragon333, on 05/11/2008, -0/+43This gives me way too many good ideas.
  • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -14/+5At least he's still in the " I have never had sex with a Camal" group.
    • Ryan166, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5I think even camels could truthfully be in that group.
      • macweirdo42, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2I almost said "Well then where do baby camels come from?" But then I just realized I've never actually seen a baby camel.
    • zongamin, on 05/11/2008, -1/+11Shame you can't ***** spell 'camel' you retard.
      • chaseonfire, on 05/12/2008, -1/+2Spell camel in Russian, Swedish and Arabic and you can make fun of me...
        • zeabu, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1верблюд , kamel, الجمل
          ...
          hahaha
    • citydragon, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Moran
  • ElBeh, on 05/11/2008, -15/+7He must have been a Digger; unable to get a woman.
    • AntzNZ, on 05/11/2008, -0/+21I don't know about you, but most people wouldn't just go and ***** a goat just because they can't get chicks. Sicko.
      • Meatball01, on 05/11/2008, -0/+28*****. Someone lied to me. D:
      • Tyrghast, on 05/11/2008, -1/+9Well i mean, a goat doesn't say no and convenience is what modern western society is all about...
        • drakenlot, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1They may be saying 'No' in Goatspeak.

          See, there's a slight undertone in the beginning of the call that shows whether the goat is agreeing or disagree-

          I'm going to shut up now.
  • smithmja88, on 05/11/2008, -42/+162bury me.
  • KaiSe7eN, on 05/11/2008, -2/+15The face that there's a group iterating the fact that they don't have sex with goats makes me wonder who accuses them of doing it and why.....hmmm...
  • melodeath666, on 05/11/2008, -1/+46i wouldnt have even joined that group in the first place...wait
  • arrenlex, on 05/11/2008, -0/+56Here it is. Join it. Unless you.... can't? ; )
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207372545
  • AsadM, on 05/11/2008, -2/+19Why wouldn't you look at me during?
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  • oneoverzero, on 05/11/2008, -1/+89I know I shouldn't find this that funny, but I can't stop laughing.
    Maybe I'm having a stroke.
    • Phyltre, on 05/11/2008, -0/+16Walk it out, do a few laps around the track.
    • Tag89, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1That made me laugh uncontrolably, though I soon became worried that I too may be having a stroke. The irony of the situation was unrivalved.

      I logged in to dig you up sir, good show.
  • pcdescha, on 05/11/2008, -16/+2Reminds me of something in my facebook news feed awhile back:

    http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5981/83563149en ...

  • egonSchiele, on 05/11/2008, -8/+6so what does his relationship status change to?
  • rafor, on 05/11/2008, -8/+1All I can say is "Well Done!" and FTW!!
  • morninglorii, on 05/11/2008, -0/+27Actually, somewhat related to this, I'm in a few of these "Save Darfur" and "Stop Female Genital Mutilation" groups, and most are now defunct so I want to leave, but I really don't want "Gloria has left 'Save Darfur'" to show up on the news feed.
    • farfegnugen, on 05/11/2008, -0/+29Just go to your profile and bury that line right after leaving.
      • zephyr42, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4Unless you want people to know that you think Darfur is no longer worth saving... then by all means this is the perfect way to do this.
    • rhumber, on 05/11/2008, -0/+16just leave a whole bunch at once, so it just looks like you're housekeeping?
    • aukxsona, on 05/11/2008, -2/+1I bought a bad picture on owned and I deleted the line.... "bad = not safe for kids to see"
    • passedoutghost, on 05/11/2008, -0/+8I'm just wondering if you realised what your digg user name meant when you chose it....
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tume ...
      • morninglorii, on 05/11/2008, -0/+11Haha I'm aware of that term, but I've been called that since I was little and so it's kind of a nickname I've always used. I wouldn't stop using it just because of something like that.
        • pault107, on 05/11/2008, -1/+14People have called you 'morning glory' since you were little? Why?
          • Jholder112233, on 05/11/2008, -2/+1Its a shemale! A real girl chick wouldn't be on digg guys... false alarm.
          • Oomsoup, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5Her name is Gloria, I'm assuming someone thought of the flowers and thought it a cute nickname.
    • NYankee2003, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2you can temporarily change your options so group stories, or nothing at all, appears in your mini feed or the news feed. if you do what farfengnugen suggested, it'll still show up on the news feed and everyone will see it.
  • SpectreFire, on 05/11/2008, -8/+3I joined the group.

    I never DID actually have sexual relations with a goat.
  • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -8/+7Just cause I have sex with goats I get left out of all the "cool" groups... bigots...
  • mrjit, on 05/11/2008, -5/+3MR. Hands Part II. Or 0.5?
  • thebloodvayne, on 05/11/2008, -6/+0Or it may just as well be the guy DID have actual "goatsex".... who knows these days.
  • kutateli, on 05/11/2008, -3/+95From the fb group:

    "If you WERE to have sex with a goat...Describe it."

    "The first thing you would be thinking is "What in the ***** am I doing?" Then you realize right then and there that this is your sole purpose in life. To ***** this goat. You are not in the proximity yet, so you approach. The goat looks at you, menacingly, but he appears inviting. As you get nearer he realizes it too, is his fate to ***** you. He ambles slowly around, revealing his rear end. It flips up its tail to reveal its genitalia and anus. This is where the boner is inevitable. It gravitates upwards, pulled only by the attraction you feel for this goats steamy hole. Then the ultimate question. Goat Vagina, Or Goat Anus? The thoughts bounce around in your mind, and finally the vague fantasies of goat sex cease to be imaginary, but very very real. You plunge into the goat, pulsating, vibrating, slamming the goat. It brays with excitement and pleasure, and it begins to join in the natural rhythm, one only held by man and beast. For only a minute you prolong the inevitable. A hot thick load forces its way out of your now contracting erection. The pleasure you feel is undeniable. You then slowly slide your limp member out of the now-filled orifice of the goat. A tingling feeling takes over your body as you gently play with your nutsack. Then something horrifying. The goat rears forward, and lurches a hoof backward into your member. The pain is so intense vomiting and falling to your knees is your only form of reprise. You are then aware of your surroundings, you are cold, and balls are blue, penis shriveled and it feels as if your pelvis is broken, you look down and all you can make out is a deformed member. You then become aware of the circle of people, police officers, and family that encircles you. Your mother is crying, people laugh, police officers attempt to keep their composer. You are dying with your pants around your ankles, with everyone knowing you had sex with that goat."
    • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -2/+67Just thowing out a hypothetical out there... Would it be wrong to jack-off to that. And I mean screaming and moaning - best orgasm you ever had jacking of. Just wondering...
    • MuskokasFinest, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3That definitely has to be one of the more horrible ways to die...
    • Tag89, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2"It brays with excitement and pleasure"

      A pretty hilarious image.
  • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -1/+9Anyone know where I can find a group for the latter...?
  • techmite, on 05/11/2008, -29/+1lol .i dont like facebook :P
    my daily dose is http://www.techjunkiez.com http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum and http://www.engadet.com
  • ControlcChris, on 05/11/2008, -0/+62Baaa means no.
  • mrinsanity, on 05/11/2008, -8/+2LOLOMG Rly!?
  • lupka, on 05/11/2008, -1/+10this group is about to get huge.
  • drizzlelicious, on 05/11/2008, -2/+34reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn8JOZB0_W0

    not a rick roll, promise
    • lpxxfaintxx2, on 05/11/2008, -1/+8You don't need to warn me. I pretty much memorized what the rick roll URLs look like after seeing them so much.
    • aukxsona, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4NSFK Not safe for kids....
    • redfox2600, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12That begs the question: why the hell were his pants off in the first place?
      • hempydave, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Bathroom break dumb a$$.
      • CAPSLOCKISCOOL, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1You don't know what "begs the question" means, do you?
    • ladyarcher85, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5Oh my god! I can't stop laughing at that video.
      But I have just one question, if he didn't want to violate or be violated by that animal what was he doing with his pants down to begin with?
    • drizzlelicious, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2I think he was taking a *****. That cameraman is the biggest *** in the world, just taping it from a distance
    • quiggley, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Is it bad that I was disappointed when the video ended after he fell over?

      I wanted to see how he walked after...
    • pault107, on 05/11/2008, -0/+7Mr Hands. Do not Google it.
      • coollettuce, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4BME Pain Olympics. Do not Google it.
  • SignificantMind, on 05/11/2008, -1/+6I saw this on postsecret's forum this morning.
  • HumanRecall, on 05/11/2008, -9/+2SHOULD IT NOT BE .............."NEVER HAD SEX WITH" ...............{GOATSE} ?
    • MtheoryX, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2NO, IT SHOULD NOT BE THAT.

      AND WTF ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?
      • HumanRecall, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1You mom won't get off my nut sack!!
  • robszol, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3Everyone is now raping that group
  • MelvinSchlubman, on 05/11/2008, -0/+59"I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat."

    -- Dr. Seuss' "GREEN EGGS AND HAM"
    • Bobboq, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12"Not in a car, not in a bar.
      Not in the house, not in your blouse.
      I can not touch you here or there, i can not touch you ANYWHERE!"

  • ladyarcher85, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3Baa kids!
  • dtfinch, on 05/11/2008, -0/+25He didn't leave. He graduated.
    • dtfinch, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12Delicious copypasta:
      One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....

      "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"

      "I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"

      "I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"

      "But if you have sex with just one goat......."
  • chaseonfire, on 05/11/2008, -1/+21LOOPHOLE: It says you can't have sex with "A GOAT" but fails to mention having sex with many...
  • socivitus, on 05/11/2008, -4/+0Poor goat...
  • nakhuda, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4WTGF
  • ahpro, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2Why smudge out the persons name? I don't get it. It's only their first name. We're hardly gonna go and find them with it. I we cared so much, we'd just join the group and find out who it was for ourselves.
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