What is Digg?324 Comments
- teriyakisause, on 08/15/2008, -5/+574You're supposed to count them not ***** them.
- travis6690, on 08/15/2008, -5/+522Am I the only one amused by the presence of a man named Mr. Goats in the situation?
Remember kids, 'BAAAAA' means 'NOOOOOO'. - Onji, on 08/15/2008, -4/+477"YOU CAUGHT ME ALAN, I TRIED TO ***** YOUR SHEEP."
I can't even make a ***** joke about that quote. It's just too ridiculous. - hipposaurus, on 08/15/2008, -3/+335Leeeeroooooooooooy Johnsonnnnnnnnn.
- floridiot2, on 08/15/2008, -5/+245"Please stop ***** my sheep."
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.. - Moegopher, on 08/15/2008, -2/+188I thought this was just a really long joke at first.
- MeatyMcBeef, on 08/15/2008, -3/+166I heard the sheep said it wasn't too baaaad...
- jimrooney, on 08/15/2008, -1/+146Build a hundred bridges... do they call you a bridge builder? No. But F*&* one sheep!...
- readme, on 08/15/2008, -10/+131Victim: Alan Goats
Ironic. - bodger, on 08/15/2008, -0/+109Either makes you sleepy....
- shutaro, on 08/15/2008, -1/+87Dammit Leroy!
- jun2san, on 08/15/2008, -0/+86..you'd have enough to buy your own sheep?
- BillMoocho, on 08/15/2008, -0/+81You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?
- jocnnor, on 08/15/2008, -0/+79That was shear genius
- jun2san, on 08/15/2008, -2/+81At least he wasn't trying to pull the wool over his eyes.
- cmw72, on 08/15/2008, -1/+75Ewe!
- jstohler, on 08/15/2008, -2/+74Maricopa County: Where the Men are Men and the Sheep are Afraid.
- inactive, on 08/15/2008, -2/+65Being drunk isn't a good excuse for why you're ***** a sheep.
- greeniemeani, on 08/15/2008, -0/+61That's what sheep said.
- metalhead3767, on 08/15/2008, -37/+94You people are idiots its not real.
The investigator is Titts Maggee. The victim is Alan Goats. - jun2san, on 08/15/2008, -0/+55I will admit, that's one sexy sheep.
- ElBeh, on 08/15/2008, -2/+56Oh, very punny.
- krytz86, on 08/15/2008, -1/+55At least i got some chicken
- Fracture98, on 08/15/2008, -1/+55The guy didn't think it was too good. She was a bit of a sweater.
- WiretapStudios, on 08/15/2008, -1/+54aka:
A. Goat - GuitarHeroDenn, on 08/15/2008, -2/+53Saw the title and immediately thought of Two and a Half Men.
- happytedium, on 08/15/2008, -9/+53In before New Zealander jokes.
- SkinnerBox, on 08/15/2008, -0/+43THATS your favorite joke EVER?!
- Filipp0, on 08/15/2008, -1/+42Time for some sheep jokes then!!
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: ***** the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time? - cuoops, on 08/15/2008, -1/+42Picture of the man and the poor lamb - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1 ... - the next page is the barn.
- Netik09, on 08/15/2008, -0/+41That's how awesome it is.
- snotrokit, on 08/15/2008, -1/+39so the guy was raping Goat's Sheep? I am confused
- monkeymad2, on 08/15/2008, -0/+38Also, "Whose father was Randy" (he wasn't the only one)
And how's Rodger come into this? did his daughter call him and he thought "oooh, that'll just be Rodger, he likes to ***** sheep..." - XenoSNK, on 08/15/2008, -1/+39"Alan did not see LeRoy's gentiles..."
Not the gentiles too! - Gonz037, on 08/15/2008, -0/+34At least he was honest and didn't pull the wool over anyones eyes.
- h2g242, on 08/15/2008, -2/+35"Christina called one of her friends, WHOSE FATHER IS RANDY"
- goldenratiophi, on 08/15/2008, -6/+39***** you, two of my friends died forcing memes.
- flashdrivecoup, on 08/15/2008, -0/+33YOU CAUGHT ME (name), I TRIED TO (verb) YOUR (noun)
- Filipp0, on 08/15/2008, -1/+32There was this cowboy named Jake who got himself fired from his job at
the ranch. He was out of
work for a while, then started to get hungry. So he swallowed his pride,
and went to the other ranch
in those parts to ask for work--it was a sheep ranch.
They hired him, of course, not too many cowboys wanted to herd sheep.
The first night he was
there, the other cowboys there woke him up. "Get up, boy," they said.
"It's time for your initiation!"
Initiation! But how bad could it be, he thought to himself. Afterall,
they were a bunch of sheep
tenders!
So they took him out back of the sheep-pen, and he saw all the other
guys lined up waiting. "Go on,"
they said, "Boy, it's time you showed you were a REAL man!"
"Huh?" he said.
"That's right," they said, pointing at the sheep, "Show us you're a real
man."
Oh, no, he thought, they couldn't possibly want him to...but then he
really needed the job. So he
squared his shoulders and went and picked out a sheep. He led it behind
the shed. After a moment,
the other were rewarded by the sounds of, "Baaaah BAAAAH..."
A couple of minutes later the cowboy came back out, buttoning his pants,
to see the other guys all
laughing at him.
Oh, great, he thought, now I've really been had. "So, what?" he said,
"Was I not supposed to screw
the sheep?"
"That's not it," they laughed. "It's just that you picked out an ugly
one." - LaughingMan89, on 08/15/2008, -2/+32Did ewe really have to go there?
- inactive, on 08/15/2008, -1/+31Article on the matter: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2006-03-16/news/baa ...
- BossKey, on 08/15/2008, -0/+30Or was it lamb, in this case...
- josepablos, on 08/15/2008, -0/+29the newyorkers map need a update
- Filipp0, on 08/15/2008, -0/+29A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.
The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
- JoeDiggsIt, on 08/15/2008, -0/+28YOU CAUGHT ME RADAN, I TRIED TO DIGG YOUR COMMENT.
- serif69, on 08/15/2008, -0/+27I have mutton to say about this.
- fxu1989, on 08/15/2008, -1/+28On the last page, it says:
"Detective Bentzel #1386 with the Animal Crimes unit went out to the scene and spoke with the victims again."
So.... he spoke to the lamb? Man, that guy can talk to animals... Holy *****! - Filipp0, on 08/15/2008, -2/+29They say the man cleaned up afterwards using newspaper. The Wool Street Journal.
- nategta, on 08/15/2008, -5/+32Im in your corrals, ****ing your sheeps
- ConAmoreEFuoco, on 08/15/2008, -0/+25I should lambast you all for such cheap puns.
-
Show 51 - 100 of 329 discussions
The Digg Toolbar for Firefox lets you Digg, submit content, and keep track of Digg even when you're not on the Digg site. Download the official 
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is