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You are alone on an uninhabited island.........

rave.ca — What would you choose ?

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  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+726"Instead of either A or B, can I have half of one, and half of the other? =)"

    What the hell do you want with a giant fish?
  • haooken, on 11/14/2007, -12/+624Whew! For a second there, I thought I was alone on an Inhabited Island...
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+581This is not even close. i rather getting a blow job from a hot mermaid than ***** a fish any day of the week.
  • dan0964, on 10/12/2007, -7/+547To be honest, id choose B simply because it's not alot different to what im with now.
  • Twist05, on 10/12/2007, -85/+541@thefamousone

    You think women pee out of a vagina?

    *Virgin alert!* *Virgin alert!*
  • Berkana, on 10/12/2007, -1/+380Chose A, for the following reasons: (presuming sex, rather than conversation, is your motivation)

    1) A might actually get you aroused; B is far less likely to get you aroused. And if B does arouse you, you are one sick creep.
    2) Despite what they may have taught you in sex ed, it is possible to have sex with A in spite of her restricted choice of sexual activities.
    3) It appears that sexual activity with B has the possibility of resulting in pregnancy and offspring. Close your eyes and imagine what that would look like.
  • jgrgg, on 10/12/2007, -9/+326Choose A
    boobs and a human mouth
    bottom half can be lunch
    or dinner
  • michaelb1, on 10/12/2007, -11/+309I'm in my 30's, had sex many times, but I have no idea where the pee comes out on a woman.
  • unloud, on 10/12/2007, -4/+277I'd choose A; it normally smells like fish down there anyway.
  • eburing, on 10/12/2007, -2/+257I'd choose A because everyone knows mermaids lose their tails out of water.
  • TheWife, on 10/12/2007, -2/+243You rotten bastard I hate you I want a divorce
  • atgunning, on 10/12/2007, -24/+218Possibly NSFW

    Sorry for the comment abuse, but I felt that this needed to be near the top.
  • Rickard, on 10/12/2007, -2/+188Now lets just hope Mrs. dan0964 doesn't read digg.
  • Paroparo, on 10/12/2007, -40/+202Full version: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5734/1169580137464ky7.jpg

    Yeah abusing the comment system and whatever..
  • fishpen0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+158Choose A, everybody knows that every once in a while a mermaid becomes fully human....but there are no fishhead to human stories...
  • chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -4/+157To rid the Tail of Mermaid A...

    "I put on my robe and wizzard hat"
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+154Yes, I believe Socrates contemplated this very dilemma.
  • jeffiek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+139Choose A.
    B is a myth.
  • TheClone, on 10/12/2007, -11/+147@Twist05 and Jem

    The two of you need to grow up. "Vagina" is commonly used to refer to female genitalia in general, encompassing the vulva and often the urethra. It was obvious the point he was trying to make. How about this one, the mermaid still has to crap so there must be . . . do you see where I'm going with this? ;)


    Edit: @ Michael: It's a little known secret that it actually comes out of their left ear.
  • DonKarnage25, on 10/12/2007, -4/+137You guys forgot to add the NSFW tag to this one. Last thing I need is for people to think I'm looking at mermaid porn.
  • woz_fraggle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+130absolutehavok, you'd be surprised how quick you get used to it
  • dylanrjones, on 10/12/2007, -2/+129B would not only swallow, but could actually extract oxygen from your seed
  • mutants, on 08/17/2008, -2/+118@TheClone

    The left ear? This still confuses me. Since women always pee in twos, there has to be some sort of Rube Goldberg Human Urination Contraption.
  • estacado, on 10/12/2007, -4/+113Choose a volleyball.
  • snerge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+104Fill the annoying chatterbox ....
  • MAdaXe42, on 10/12/2007, -0/+93Cut her up and feed her to 5000 people, apparently.
  • trghpy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+87If you're trapped on an island who would want kids?
    I choose A
  • githoc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+88A - she has hands so can cook and clean too!
  • sleepandtvgood, on 10/12/2007, -5/+90I would choose A and ride her away from said island towards civilization... after she gives head :D
  • Dragon88, on 10/12/2007, -1/+84Wait - women pee TOO?!!
  • SloppyJoe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+83A all the way... I'd just get creeped out if I had to look at B.

    Also, A has a nice rack.
  • amphet, on 10/12/2007, -3/+81I doubt you will be able to titty ***** those A Cup's, hell my uncle has bigger boobs than that maybe I can arrange something for you.
  • jsiii, on 10/12/2007, -3/+80Also Futurama, episode Deep South I believe contains this joke... A bit :-)
  • s14sh3r, on 10/12/2007, -3/+79"You are alone on an Inhabited Island"


    *fap*
  • Al3x, on 10/12/2007, -2/+77Definately A.

    It can TALK!! I mean...after being alone for a while you're going to be wanting something to speak to as well as get a BJ from. That fish is scary as *****...I wouldn't be able to look at that thing...let alone put my dick in it.
  • xsuite, on 10/12/2007, -5/+78You forget that fish have sexual organs. Id choose A.
  • darny, on 10/12/2007, -3/+74>>Seriously, what kind of freak would choose B?
    >>I don't know about you, but I would be psychologically scarred if I had to ***** a fish!

    Not only that, but if you ever got rescued, you'd forever be remembered not as that guy that got rescued from the island but as that fish ***** that was on an island or something. I'd hate to be remembered as a fish *****.
  • dargon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+70just tell them it's an ad for starbucks
  • JaytB, on 10/12/2007, -5/+74I would choose A since you could only have sex underwater with B
  • cwbypete, on 10/12/2007, -6/+73Yeah... cos with a surname like 0964, it'll be pretty obvious to her that it's him...
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -24/+91Instead of either A or B, can I have half of one, and half of the other? =)
  • chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -7/+71Theres more than one way to skin a cat, I'd choose A

    (That is an old saying, I have no intention of skinning or the tormenting of cats, I like cats)
  • moley, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64WWJD?
  • omababy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+61its a TRAP
  • NSMike, on 10/12/2007, -44/+105nm, mod me down
  • S1L3NTC, on 10/12/2007, -7/+67WILSON!!!
  • kenjura, on 10/12/2007, -10/+67Incredible. Grab an encyclopedia, boys.

    The vulva is the term for the entire genital apparatus, comprising the vagina, clitoris, urethra, and labia.

    The vagina is the orifice used for reproduction (and all that entails).

    Wow, guys. Wow.
  • rcomegys, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58I like how it's just one fap. That's brilliant.
  • OriginalLucid1, on 10/12/2007, -6/+56What kind of hatred must you have to turn a mermaid joke into a hate Bush speech? Get a life dude.
  • hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+47She swallows?
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