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- Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -5/+212"Retart"... really? I wish I was a retart.
You're an idiot, and steven401 is right.
I also find it funny that the person who submitted this article capitalized "Think", yet didn't capitalize "English". - muzzy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+203Retart... when one tart, just isn't enough.
- steven401, on 10/12/2007, -6/+191I think that's a question mark not 2 bonus points.
- whiskeyclone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+156because everyone knows that the correct spelling is "n00b"...
rookie mistake - SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -4/+100I adore how he/she made an error when writing "careless".
How cute :) - foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+82"Pro - Con"
If pro is the opposite of con, What is the opposite of progress?
Yes, I will be here all night... - fuelvolts, on 10/12/2007, -4/+81geez what grade is this? Seems pretty elementary for someone who knows what a noob is.
- jd33, on 10/12/2007, -5/+71Cover me, I'm out... need to retart.
- tcybulski, on 10/12/2007, -5/+57your a retart when youre english arent good
- stan205, on 10/12/2007, -2/+50spell check. Intolerange LOL!
- pikpikcarrotmon, on 10/12/2007, -4/+47If 'pro-' is the opposite of 'con', then what's the opposite of the Constitution?
Yeah, I'll be here all night. - dasunst3r, on 10/12/2007, -4/+46@hbweb500:
Congress? - antron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+42That's unpossible!
- Auzimov16, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30wish I had thought of that in grade school.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31n00b is opposite of 1337 !!!
i'd have failed teh kid - negativenancy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29Please take me in as you're student
- hbweb500, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21"if 'pro-' is the opposite of 'con-', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
Regress? - ROFLance, on 10/12/2007, -4/+23"You Think your english is better?"
Do you think your English is better?* - rcomegys, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17the teacher also let "live" pass as the opposite of "death".
- kevxross, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20fuelvolts:
"geez what grade is this? Seems pretty elementary for someone who knows what a noob is."
And how old do you have to be to know what a noob is? I always picture a young snot-nosed kid whenever I see/hear "noob" or "pwned" or any of the countless other "retarted" internet "words." - evilesttoast, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15What about noob?
- adiqiucorp, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Ahahha Nervous System...you are really pissed off , aren't you ? :))
- slicedoranges, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12The teacher is retarded for marking "hopefull" as correct. Spelling should always count.
- ripzone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13@fuelvolts:
Maybe foreign countries students learning English as their second language? - mmortal03, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10"Yeah, I'll be here all night."
On the corner? - MackPrime, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10it's a perfectly cromulent term.
- rtay150, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12i believe "pro-" was a prefix.
- bazuden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Nervous System is a Retart.
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Just so yall know Duke nukem forever is still T.B.A, Stock up on Wii preorders, you can EASILY sell them later. Ps3 bombed - sell all of your sony stock.
thats pretty amazing that you can make comments to the past. Nice find zyle. - PuppadogServant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I disagree with that. In 1984 I smoked some mean hash with an algebra teacher. Something good definately came from that!
- spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The opposite of death is birth. Noobs.
- LunchTheft, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10Look again, the question had a hyphen, "PRO-" (as in "pro-choice") and thus the answer would be "ANTI-" (as in "anti-war").
While "noob" was a funny answer, you should keep the lingo underground. The last thing you want is to let your teacher know what it means and God forbid start using it in class in an attempt to "relate" to you. Sheesh. - XStatic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5One of the examples from http://digg.com/general_sciences/Funny_exam_answers_2
- Scarblac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I think I'm going to campaign for having a "N00bgress" in the next proposal for a EU constitution.
- D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Humor points for n00b?
- prockcore, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"My sister was tarded, she's a pilot now."
- afreakinninja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Mark it as a picture in the title
- csrster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The opposite of death is _undeath_.
- smellytim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I remember seeing a longer version of it somewhere, where theres another similar error.
- krunk4ever, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The teacher correcting the test also didn't catch that hopefull was spelled incorrectly.
//krunk (^_^x) - VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I somewhat agree with what you're saying, but this is an example of how language evolves over time, for better or for worse.. I'd wager that your parents think that some of the things you say sound pretty stupid, too.
- Damaos, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Me fail English? That's unpossible!
- profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Hypertext transfer 'otocol?
- D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5@negativenancy
Dugg of the misuse of your/you're...
(I'm just going to assume you meant to do that)
@wisgary
I assume you intentionally misspelled grammAr - Zhares, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1sooo funny
- DarkSunlight, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Another retart...
- speaker219, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Mirror, site now is unresponsive for me:
http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/You_Think_your_english_is_better/pro_vs_noob.jpg - profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Mickaloha's right... why is he buried?
- rYno, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1hahah.. noob.. that's funny. You know that the teacher wouldn't know what that was tho. Unless of course they're a gamer or something.
- EmileVictor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Sounds like the average digg user...
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