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youparklikeanasshole.com — site where people can post pictures of people parking like *****. Check out the ***** SUV taking up 3 spots!

Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 19, 2006

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  • Ebeniz, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3131) Build a website
    2) take 5 pictures
    3) submit it to digg
    4) ....
    5) profit
  • john570, on 10/12/2007, -47/+210AKA Women drivers.
  • rberger909, on 10/12/2007, -4/+153Dugg because I could fill up the site myself with all the great parking jobs I see in a day. Glad someone made this site, these people have to be shamed.
  • roosterjm2k2, on 10/12/2007, -28/+128Eh, I stick to tradition and let them know how i feel with my key.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+91You know, most of the absurdly big SUVs here in America aren't even 4WD. The largeness is just for looks (and compensation).
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+70If you liked that random link, you will like http://pissoffyoustupidcommentspammer.com/
  • ibrooklynmac, on 10/12/2007, -7/+62I think a site should have more than 5 pictures to be deemed Diggable
  • dattaway, on 10/12/2007, -1/+49I have a stack of these printed out on stickers:

    http://www.dattaway.org/mickyparking.jpg
  • MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -6/+50Idea was stolen from here:
    http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/
  • Greyarea, on 10/12/2007, -5/+47"I love how people seem to think that they know better and can dictate to others what kind of cars they ought to drive. I find that more appalling than some jerk driving a Hummer in the suburbs."

    Whereas what I hate is the sight of someone driving a powerful 4WD vehicle when the nearest they probably come to off-roading is parking next to a damp lawn.
  • atgunning, on 10/12/2007, -15/+55***** OFF YOU GODDAMN SPAMMER
  • EBFoxbat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35I always wanted to carry a camera, laptop and printer and printer a bumper sticker of the ***** car parked. Then write "I park like an *****" with a picture of them parked how they are.
  • billspaced, on 10/12/2007, -5/+40@Ebeniz

    1) Build a website
    2) take 5 pictures
    3) submit it to digg
    4) ....
    5) profit

    In all fairness, you've given the web site creator too little credit -- it's 8 pictures.
  • Domza, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39You know, if you got back in and reparked, for the 10 seconds it would have took, you too would not be an *****. But because you don't take that 10 seconds to do so, you are. So don't deny your ***** status, your *****. :)
  • mcc123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32I hate idiots that park inconsiderately as much as everyone else, but more than that, I despise brainless pricks who think causing criminal damage to another man's vehicle is a reasonable comeback.

    Print out some flyers like everyone else, fool.
  • Klisk, on 10/12/2007, -62/+92This is why I never got my drivers license, I can't handle this type of scrutiny.
  • estacado, on 10/12/2007, -8/+37Most of them are women. Politically incorrect, but very true.
  • Domza, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29Yeah but thats criminal, and insane road rage. This isn't. And i've had my car keyed, and it wasnt because i parted like a moron, it got keyed because kids have nothing better to do.

    getting keyed sucks. So thats big digg down from me.
  • Agraek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25This is brilliant.

    I wish I would've had one of these the other day when I was driving through a parking garage at the airport and I saw a hummer taking up two and a half spaces.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+28Because you park properly?
  • LordPhantom, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23I went shopping after seeing this site and there were two ***** within visual range of where I parked. I wished I had taken some of the flyers with me.
  • Greyarea, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22The only problem with this is that sometimes they've *had* to park like that as a result of another ***** who is now no longer there.

    Sometimes it's not their fault, although you could argue that they should find another space.
  • idesign562, on 10/12/2007, -4/+23i thought of it. i looked for a site like this. i didnt find one. then this person makes one.
    oh... how i love thee....

    time to bust out the camera and take pics.
  • moet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21You ARE an ***** perfectsquare,
    Its bastard ppl like you who just don't care enough about other drivers, and cant drive your damn car well enough to fit it between two lines.
    If you cant fit ur damn car in an american sized parking space, then u need a frigging tricycle not a car.
  • Rickler, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Mythbusters busted the potato in the tail pipe myth.
  • Woodrow318, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Obviously you've never lived in a big city. When you've driven six or seven blocks looking for a parking spot and see someone taking up two spots, it makes you homicidal.
  • thesimplefix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17@GlenLeafJr

    People backup into parking spots for safety. If you ever go on an advanced driving course (my company requires anyone with a company car to do so) you learn such things. It makes it a lot easier to get out of your parking spot without bumping someone.... I only do it when I'm park beside a van or a truck where I can't easily see around them
  • senfo, on 10/12/2007, -15/+31Discussions on SUV's always shown the extreme narrow-mindedness of way too many people. First of all, I didn't buy my truck for offroading, although it's a nice perk that I do enjoy on occasion. Second, I didn't buy my truck to beat any small-sized car in a battle of miles per gallon, because I'll most certainly loose (unless the small car is having some serious issues). I bought my truck to perform work on the farm, in addition to providing me with a vehicle to haul my recreational vehicles, such as my motorcycle trailer, my boat and my jetski.

    A good friend of mine drives a 2006 Suburban to drive his kids around. And before somebody argues the he could have bought a minivan or something else more "economical", I'd love to see a minivan pull a 24' enclosed trailer with a 10,000 lbs. load. It's not going to happen. I'm sure some of you would see him in a parking lot unloading his family and thinking to yourselves how much of a prick he is for "fueling terrorism" and such; but, by doing so, what you would fail to realize is that his vehicle is used for multiple purposes and it serves his needs quite well.

    Really, it doesn't pay to be so judgmental; especially when you don't even know the story.
  • ta10n, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21Senfo, AtWorkSurfer: You may be using your truck/SUV for legitimate reasons, but the large majority of people are not. If someone hauls a load once a year, make a friend and borrow theirs for a day. It's a small sacrifice to make, but good in the long run. I know many people who drive large vehicles simple because they want a big vehicle. It's those people that get on our nerves. That and the people who drive big vehicles and then park and drive like they own the lot.

    You are right though, there are other ways to save money/fuel, and those people who don't piss me off too. If anything keeps me from, say, replacing my water heater, is that I don't have the disposable income. But if it's within your means to save a buck, then why the heck not? If you have legitmate reasons for using a large, inefficient vehicle, go nuts.

    Peace.
  • dime, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19So, because didn't feel like finding another spot, you cause a few thousand dollars in damage to someones car.

    Who's the ***** again?

  • profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Every time you spam, God kills a kitten.
  • Greyarea, on 10/12/2007, -10/+23"What do you care that they bought a vehicle that is 4WD and don't use it for that? What business is it of yours?"

    I feel the same about any car with a stupidly large engine size. Limited resources people, limited resources.
  • mrsticks1982, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15@GlenLeafJr

    In Atlanta I park backwards so I can see the a$$ when they come around the corner or down the aisle when I am pulling out. I thought I-275 near Detroit was bad but Atlanta drivers take the cake.
  • brufleth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11@mcc123

    I live on the edge of a major city in a parking space starved area. I have to commute a half hour to forty-five minutes to work. The only parking is on the street. People routinely park AGAINST my car. Some times they do it despite having ample space not to. I'm sure they think it is cute or funny when they're doing it. People have even parked against both my front and rear bumper. I leave for work a little before 6AM. This is apparently well before brain dead ***** who can't park respectfully roll out of bed and drive anywhere. These poor parkers have chewed my bumpers all to hell. While this hardly keeps me up at night it does mean they are effectively damaging my property. Where's the court that will help me collect damages from them?
  • Kickersny, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11brufleth: Call the police. While I'm not one to advocate calling them over petty things, if this is routinely happening, there's a good chance you could get them towed, at their expense (as well as ticketed). Give it a shot, it can't hurt.
  • fanclerks, on 10/12/2007, -21/+32@john570

    Amen brotha! What is it with women drivers, in SUVs especially? I've almost been killed multiple times by women behind the wheel of a huge SUV.
  • roadkillrampage, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12I usually will write a little note saying "nice parking job *****".
    Once time I was in the process of putting the note under the windshield wiper of a car when I heard "Excuse me, what are you doing?" I turned around and it was a woman....the owner of the car. I grabbed the note handed it to her, she read it slapped me across the face and then I ran off like a little school girl because it really f'ing hurt.
  • NoSuccess, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13this site is a total rip of www.iparklikeanidiot.com which came out at least a year before this site did
  • Greyarea, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15I'm rather fond of the expression "pretentious urban wank tank" to describe 4WD/SUVs. Got it from a Christopher Brookmyre book if I remember correctly.
  • Domza, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12... because you made it clear that you *always* park on the outside of people....

    Still doesnt change the fact you need to repark...
  • markr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9someone actually complimented me on my parking the other day - they left a note on my window saying "parking fine"
  • SteelFrog, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10I see these guys in "customized" Honda Civics taking two or three parking spaces all the time. I still don't know what they're thinking but it pisses me off every time, especially when there is so little parking space to start off with.
  • DisposableRob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I miss my old beat up Toyota pickup for this very reason. I used to hunt down cars parked like this and park my dirty, dented truck parallel to them as close to their driver's side door as possible. This almost makes me want to buy some beater for $200 just to do the same thing again.
  • david76, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10I personally love Princetonian SUV drivers. In the parking garages in Princeton there are very large signs "Compact Only" and without fail, you see SUVs parked there. The spots are barely wide enough for a compact, much less an Escalade or even a CRV.
  • brstilson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9You mean a defunct website that hasn't had any new content since May 10, 2001? No thanks.
  • Domza, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Gunna have to start loggin' the Amazon - got alotta printing to do for those notices that you can give out...
  • lilrabbit129, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I know if someone put a bumper sticker on my car i'd be furious. A flier is much better. That way they're not agree but embarrased about parking like that.
  • bvaughn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7http://duggmirror.com
  • digitalrift, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9most the ***** drivers I have to do with on my 45 minute drive to work are women. The ***** who don't know how to park at my college are men, and not to be racist, but men of middle eastern descent who had their precious car paid for by mommy and daddy and have to take up two parking spaces to satisfy their egos, "bro" I would love to give their precious car a nice key pinstripe, but I think the flier will suffice.
  • SuperMoonMan, on 10/12/2007, -6/+13Our church has a Ukranian service twice a week and it's amazing to watch those people park. Every single one of them will park sideways - just enough to inch into that next spot. They all do it, though, so it works out quite nicely in the end.
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