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  • richgustavson, on 10/11/2007, -2/+149ANIMALITY
  • RobotChild, on 10/11/2007, -3/+82Buried for misspelling of Mortal Kombat.
  • BooostedAWD, on 10/11/2007, -2/+69Comes home from work and bitch don't have his dinna!
  • ripstuntz, on 10/11/2007, -5/+72FAATALLLITTTYYYY
  • DruSam, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55Get her Simba!
  • PhoenixAvatar2, on 10/11/2007, -9/+59BEASTIALITY
  • crackedplastic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35They're married.
  • hexx54, on 10/11/2007, -1/+36cute? more like EPIC
  • lesty420, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31ANIMALITY!

    (Jax is the one who turns into a Lion)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animality
  • otaking, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31He's an alcoholic.
  • TalkingBanana, on 10/11/2007, -2/+27Why is a male fighting a Female?
  • ryanmct, on 10/11/2007, -7/+30"Susan! I'm home!"
    "Oh, Hi Morty."
    "Where's dinner?"
    "Morty?! You promise we'd see a movie tonight! I though we could have a romantic dinner without the kids afterwards..."
    "Susan, please, I had a hard day at work, Just make me a sandwich..."
    "MORTY! I'm always the one that hunts the food. I can't do this anymore! -sigh- Junior got another D on his report card this afternoon."
    "Susan, please, I'm so tired of this crap, if you don't shut up..."
    "This again!? My mother always said, 'No Susan, don't marry him, marry that nice elephant from across the savannah.'
    but no I said, he'll be fine, I said, 'he'll provide for his wife and cubs'"
    "Jesus christ Sue... Get over here!"
    "No Morty!"

    *picture*

  • scubasteve11, on 10/11/2007, -4/+27Too far.
  • coolian, on 10/11/2007, -3/+26Everytime I see "Mortal Kombat" I think of those Berkeley schmucks who were acappella'ing in that park when those 2 guys were sparring.

    *****'ve ruined it for me.
  • Rosamilia, on 10/11/2007, -4/+26toasty!
  • Dunadan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21We is on a invisuble tandem bike, but why is we facing each otherz? or "We has crashed our invisible bikes together"


    Happy now?
  • john2kx, on 10/11/2007, -6/+27buried for inaccurate title.. because it's KOMBAT with a K, *****... don't forget that.
  • h0v3rb1k3s, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21Why even ask this question?
  • TangentThought, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20FRIENDSHIP! Oh wait...
  • appurtenance, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Epic? More like: LEGENDARY.
  • Toon, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18Awww, babality.

    http://www.africa-nature-photography.com/images/DCWP_603_016w-Lion-Cubs-Picture.jpg
  • andrewrocks, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18That's a very important K.
  • ziffel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16You say that as if napping & ***** all day were bad things.
  • rageguy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14Immortal? more like: MORTAL COMBAT!!!!
  • supernovasky, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
  • f4nt0m4s, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10finally! a picture that shows lions doing something besides being a bunch of lazy asses...
    i'm tired of watching discovery channel specials that show those things laying around napping and ***** all day

    dugg for the not lazy lion
  • ChileanGoD, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Thundercats.... Ohhhh!!!!!!
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11And you think you have a hard time getting head.
  • anagoge, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Legendary? more like: IMMORTAL.
  • Racerx52, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9This delivered.
  • g30ph, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9FLAWLESS VICTORY!
  • EBFoxbat, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Correction: that bitch is ***** that lion up. Everyone knows that the female lions do all the hunting and killing. The male lions just Digg all day.
  • retral, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7First comment in the chain to be dugg down!
  • tw0bit, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8*Kombat
  • Niddik, on 10/11/2007, -5/+12I sense another Mortal Kombat spin-off...

    *Opens up Notepad++, gets to work*
  • vroom101, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Brutal!
  • HA5TY, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9Cue The Theme http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI
  • Treshnell, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6He's doing it wrong. The females roar loudly, hurl heavy objects, and claw at their desired mate – the males, conversely, read love poetry aloud and duck a lot.
  • thebellmaster1x, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6How about one of these:
    JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR
  • aDJsavedmylife, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Clawless victory.
  • h0merg0mez, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8I had higher hopes for Mortal Kombat: Catfight Edition...
  • yaknowit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6too far man...
  • ziffel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Maybe they're just really happy to see each other.
  • h4mx0r, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4If it was, the guy should have drawn health bars over the top XD
  • shifty2, on 10/11/2007, -5/+9what? no lolcatz quotes about some invisible object or "im in ur..."?
  • aDJsavedmylife, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Mortal just means something that can die...Last I checked; Lions can die.
  • TheAtomicMoose, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6From the look of this I really don't think there will be a 'next one'
  • est1984, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Be prepared. IT IS TIME!
  • liberty821, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3My kinda gal.
  • Grimdotdotdot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Especially when they are actually spelling mistakes.
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