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- Incidents, on 10/12/2007, -3/+216What kind of a crack head hooker named her child "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"?!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+191Makes "Gaylord" seem like the manliest name in the whole damn book.
- mattUSA, on 10/12/2007, -4/+173Not as good as Thor.
I swear it, I will name a kid Thor.
Kid #1) Who are you named after?
Kid #2) My great uncle. You?
Kid #1) The god of thunder.
Kid #2) ..... (cries) - Ninjab3ar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+154Hey, thats bad. I used to know this lady in my workplace with the name "Clitora"
Try to guess what they called her for short? - nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -0/+141At least it isn't as bad as Lucious Pusey... http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php
- Wisgary, on 10/12/2007, -2/+96My actual name is Wisgary. It's pretty bad. My way out is simply Gary.
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -2/+87This is why MOST people should not be reproducing.
- Ellsass, on 11/05/2008, -3/+65@ninjab3ar
"Hey, thats bad. I used to know this lady in my workplace with the name "Clitora"
Try to guess what they called her for short?"
Mulva? - skored, on 10/12/2007, -17/+77Best. Baby. Name. EVER :)
- Hentez, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54This is why some people shouldn't be reproducing.
- sfacets, on 10/12/2007, -6/+58I too will name my baby(ies?) after date rape drugs.
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -1/+48My wife and I took care of a foster baby for a day, her name was Zoey Shaniquia so we just called her Zoey (never been fond of Shaniquia or similar names).... we were slightly pissed to find out her new parents named her Angel Divine. Zoey is now blessed with a porn screen name.
- nox327, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45A guy in Romania named his daughter - SLK
Yes, like the Mercedes SLK car - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+47This kid will NEVER get a job outside of the fast food industry. I don't care how smart he turns out to be.
- grooviekenn, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44I always thought Chlamydia would make a great name for a little girl.
- rlutterb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+43I hope you all realize the intended pronunciation of the first word...
Urhines = "Your Highness" - an0nim0us, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40Sounds like a statement: Your Highness, Kendall Icy, ate Special K.
- kevthecatslayer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38I'm gonna have a daughter named Christ and a daughter named Samus. All of Christ's nieces and nephews will refer to her as Auntie Christ.
- blimpmaster, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38The Rhia sisters.
Gonna and Dhia.
Come on, you knew someone would say it sooner or later. - sfatoo, on 10/12/2007, -8/+43Original digg post without the blogspam:
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/Quite_possibly_the_worst_baby_name_ever - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39Damn straight!
They ALL look like miniature versions of Winston Churchill! - spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+36Because 50 diggs doesn't mean 50 visitors
- MysticSavage, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36Looks like her career path has been chosen for her.
- Obsidian743, on 10/12/2007, -13/+46LEEEEEEEROYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIINNNNNNNNS!
- prockcore, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33Oh, that was supposed to be "your highness"? I thought it was urine.
- TheAstronomer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Birth Announcement for Urhines Kendall
http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440 - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31Apparently you have never heard of the kid named ***** (pronounced Sha teed)
- Scrappy1850, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26geez! wait 18 years.... i didnt say get her on screen NOW
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26my mom had a student named Crystal Meth... no way to mispronounce that...
- MrBabyMan, on 10/12/2007, -24/+50What's so bad about Kendall?
- scrag10, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25You just know that kids gonna be a gangster of all gangsters.
- blimpmaster, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Street names:
GHB: Georgia Home Boy
Rohypnol: Roofies
First day of school, teacher calling names:
" Is Roofies Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil ibn Nidal ibn Abdulaziz al-Filistini here?"
"Yes, just call me Al." - AUChizad, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Actually, it's "Sha Theed".
Also there are twins in my area named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced O-ron-ja-lo and La-mon-ja-lo). - mattlukacs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24they shouldn't be giving Madonna and Gweneth Paltrow ideas.
- LogicBomB, on 10/12/2007, -8/+32Improper naming should be banned as child abuse. Unless the parents can justify the name, they should be forced to choose something else. Having either a breakfast cereal or a drug reference in your name is hardly sane behavior...
- crawfishsoul, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25I have never been more disappointed than when I tried to sign Baby Urhines' guest book and found it was disabled.
- SonicAD, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23@nox327:
It was probably named after where it was conceived. :/ - pubman5001, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23A friend of mine worked in a hospital in Camden,NJ where a new born was blessed with the name Ya'Majesty , yup that's right she even get the apostrophe in there!
- ICSU, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22I saw this film Idiocracy ...
- fupresti, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25We had a programmer here who named his son Enzo Ferrari Anderson.
- BigPapi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20I used to work with a guy named James T. Kirk. I never bothered to ask if it was his birth name because he was 6 foot 3 and always looked pissed off. Though he never went by "Jim Kirk" or "James Kirk". Always James T. Kirk.
- merreborn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21"A guy in Romania named his daughter - SLK. Yes, like the Mercedes SLK car"
I went to school with a kid named "Chevelle Supersport". - nihilette, on 10/12/2007, -14/+33Baby 1: GHB
Baby 2:Rohypnol
Baby 3:Ketamine (i prefer the traditional name over Special K) - lunchbox12682, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Well considering he got the Cage part from Luke Cage of Marvel Comics, it's not surprising.
- scispaz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Or: Your Highness, Kendall, I see ate Special K.
That mother must have had some great pain meds. - puck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18I'm not sure if this is the best, but the one that was the least expected of my career.
So I'm working in the NICU (neonatal intensive care unit). I'm covering a friends patients that day. One name on the chart was Dynasty. I compliment the mother (who was obviously from the hood to be nice) on the name and she said it came out wrong on the hospital labels. The correct name is D-Y-Nasty. I almost fell over! - nox327, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20@ nyx210
I know a guy named Jeff Pusey
I guess it is pronounced "poo-SAY" - wicketr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=6&p=8&c=1&nid=2998189
I would love if my teachers growing up had to call me that. - MindTrigger, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18***** that.. I have you all beat.
I was sitting in the Village Pub in Palm Springs with my wife, and we met a guy named Thundarr (yes, with two Rs like the cartoon). I ***** you not. I called him out and he produced a ligitmate drivers license with the name on it. I think the story was that his dad had some mental issues, and liked to watch cartoons. Get this, he claimed his sister was named She-ra too! I thought it was all a joke, but he's was dead serious. I remember when I first shook his hand and he said his name, I did a double take, and asked "is that Scandinavian?" -lol - ThorAx, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior
Longest name I know of.
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