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World's Most Awkward Signs: The Definitive Collection

asylum.com — We all make misteaks. But most of them aren't as completely terrible as this. Fast and quick blast through the web's most awkward and misspelled signs -- featuring the greatest hits of Engrish, Spanglish and whatever-else-ish.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 11, 2008

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  • mrgreenjeans, on 04/11/2008, -0/+48I need "horny care" immediately.
  • diggface5000, on 04/11/2008, -0/+43i'm pretty sad that after four years of college all i am is an ass. manager
  • michaelrundle, on 04/11/2008, -13/+51I hate anyone who mispell's anythin incorectly. Idiotts.
  • jflowers45, on 04/11/2008, -1/+33dugg!
    the sad thing is when you have to re-read to figure out what's wrong :)
  • darkchild82, on 04/11/2008, -1/+33#7 Domestic: "Touching Wires Causes Instant Death. $200 Fine" Yes, 'cos you couldn't get any cruel-er.
  • linuxrebel, on 04/11/2008, -2/+29Not to be overly dense.... but how do you tell if they misspelled it correctly or incorrectly? ;)
  • bixby1, on 04/11/2008, -2/+23'Deformed man lavatory!!'
  • ransomduke, on 04/11/2008, -0/+19The slippery are very crafty indeed.
  • Osirus1156, on 04/11/2008, -0/+17Did the Japanese letters tip you off?

    /sarcasm
  • egonSchiele, on 04/11/2008, -0/+16I wish more people would understand your comment
  • MonsterChaOS, on 04/11/2008, -1/+16eh, killed 5 minutes, dugg
  • ferrell, on 04/11/2008, -1/+15They forgot my favorite sign...

    http://www.donotenter.com/cool/signs/ken/alligator ...
  • Lollerskater, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11"Hey look, we can copy pictures over from Engrish.com and stick them in an unnecessary slideshow!"
  • jimmick, on 04/11/2008, -0/+11I'll take Engrish over Esperanto any day
  • rogerdonaldson, on 04/11/2008, -0/+10Pretty slickly put together. Dugg.
  • Onibus, on 04/11/2008, -1/+11あぶないから、はいっていけません
    Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.

    Real translation is: Because it is dangerous, you mustn't enter.
    Or literal translation,
    It is dangerous (あぶ)
    because (から)
    enter (はいって) [progressive tense of enter] or はいる [to enter]
    don't go (いけません).
  • cambob76, on 04/11/2008, -0/+9I want to apologize to all physically handicapped people reading Digg. I lol'd.
  • senorcool, on 04/11/2008, -1/+10#40 made me sad.
  • Harabeck, on 04/11/2008, -0/+7WOOSH
  • Toxigen, on 04/11/2008, -0/+7I guess if you misspell incorrectly you spelled correctly? Or is it just not that simple?
  • AeonTorpor, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6Man, I could go for some Shicken right about now!
  • egonSchiele, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6usually unintentional for me
  • Lobstertacular, on 04/11/2008, -0/+6I was surprised by how many products in Southeast Asia had the word "tit" in their names, and by how funny I consistently found it.
  • hambend, on 04/11/2008, -0/+512 is from the summer palace in Beijing, China. There was another one there that said something like "for the safety and preserve of relics, please don't scribble."
  • mellaart, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Great!
  • theysayjump, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5This area is infested with bear.
  • Peko, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4I see what you did there. I hope.
  • Onibus, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Slight correction: It should be "You mustn't enter because it is dangerous."
    Sry, i kaws engrish airoar.
  • blackbeardtron, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Not that simple. There are an infinite number of ways to misspell something.
  • TAWS, on 04/11/2008, -1/+5There's nothing wrong with that "To Sunshine" sign. There is a place in Tokyo called Sunshine City. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_City,_Tokyo
  • bob12321, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Touching the ground will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your Test Record, followed by death
  • Khast, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Touching Wires causes instant death. $200 penalty dugg
  • GemStar38, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3I need to get some plagues at Trophy Land.
  • daRoach, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Yeah most of these images have the Engrish.com watermark.
  • jizzlies, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Semi-related: I love this sign of Big Bone Lick State PArk:
    http://www.bofads.com/stories/destinations.htm
  • MiamiRox, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3"During the work prohibition against penetration"

    That's right boys, save it for lunch hour!
  • gr3yn3t, on 04/11/2008, -2/+5yet again, a random useless comment from a "top digger" to push a ***** story to the front page.

  • fishgeekva, on 04/11/2008, -0/+31.63 for gas, holy *****.
  • LostinService, on 04/11/2008, -1/+3Buried for the terrible pun in the description.
  • jp12380, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2hehe
  • pHr34kY, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2"We all make misteaks"
    I think I just died of irony.
  • elizabethb221, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2Who doesn't.
  • csrster, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2If it doesn't include that Asian clinic floorplan with an English translation that included "***** examinations", then it ain't definitive.
  • geekchick82, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2Oh, that was intentional? Thank God!!
  • BigManOnCampus, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2I lost control at "deformed man lavatory"
  • travis1982, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2damn right I'm dangerous
  • Solis, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2"It is dangerous (あぶ) "

    Should be: It is dangerous (あぶない)

    Also, there was no reason to change "you must not enter" to "you mustn't enter".
  • Fadakar, on 04/11/2008, -1/+3My parents went to the Projection Room, my friends went to Western Park, but I had to take the Cripple Way. :(
  • benjhaisch, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2I know! I read the katakana and went... wait... thats actually correct...
  • atlantocide, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2I just want to know what that was supposed to say...?
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