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- liquidcola, on 10/12/2007, -6/+210At first I read that as "sentenced to 4 years for TOUCHING boyfriend's penis". I was like holy crap, that's crazy, call the ACLU or something... then I read it again. OH... she TORCHED it... No big deal then. :-)
- wbreim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+147who else thinks she got off lightly?
- altered, on 10/12/2007, -2/+121ONLY FOUR YEARS???! WHAT??!
- KnightMareInc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+86"He had difficulties entering into other relationships after the incident"
yeah no kidding. - Obligation, on 10/12/2007, -2/+74Good thing I read that comment. I read it that same way and was about to bury this before my girlfriend saw it.
- IamBobX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+72I thought the same thing. I figured it was going to be a whole "she's 19 and he's 17" thing
- doctorcaligari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+68So I guess Lindsey Lohan is not the only person to be known as "Firecrotch"?
- sideshowRAHEEM, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45"Pungu suffered third-degree burns and was hospitalized for a week, followed by a month of rehabilitation."
How exactly do you rehabilitate a penis, If its anything like what I'm picturing in my imagination sign me up. - berwiki, on 10/12/2007, -0/+44the guy DIED a year later. the article said it was from 'unrelated causes'.
i guess morbid depression counts as 'unrelated'?? - Sep11insidejob, on 10/12/2007, -5/+49I would have killed her
- davidrools, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41note to self: don't go out with psychos.
- nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34I agree, someone lights your best friend on fire, you have the right to kill.
- ub3rgeek, on 10/12/2007, -4/+34so in the United States you burn your own penis????
- heavensblade23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24"During the sentencing arguments, the court heard René has a history of behavioural problems, has been a victim of abusive relationships and harbours deep anger towards men."
You don't say.... - justinforeman, on 05/02/2009, -3/+26@doctorsax
Yea, he's dead. ;) - LexisNexis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22It's +500 emo points.
- Blakechi, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24"Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love"
or
"My crotch!, My crotch!, My crotch is on fire!! - sideshowRAHEEM, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Lorena Bobbitt was charged with "malicious wounding," but was found not guilty in 1994 on the grounds that she had experienced temporary insanity causing an irresistible impulse to wound her husband, who had also physically abused her. Therefore, she was not liable for her actions. She was, however, ordered to spend 45 days in a psychiatric hospital.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt - Thrash16, on 10/12/2007, -10/+29in soviet russia, penis burns you!
alright that's the last time EVER! - SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23Same. Frankly, I think that's a fair option in this scenario.
- skyfire1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Why is everyone so cranky? Some girls like it medium rare.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16That's the problem, you usually don't find out that they're psychos until after you start dating them.
- reevolutn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14hmm ill add that to my 'dont eat raccoon poop' memo
- Antimatter3009, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14It's all fun and games until your penis is on fire.
- wilf_brim, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Died of "unrelated causes". Maybe suicide or drug/alcohol use secondary to getting Mr. Happy turned into an overcooked hot dog.
- SpoonMachine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Same here. So when I read the part that said "A Montreal woman who poured fondue fuel over her sleeping boyfriend and lit his penis on fire...", I thought they meant it as a metaphor. Haha, if only...
- merkle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9she's going to be "prohibited from owning guns or combustible materials"
Isn't "combustible materials" a little bit broad a term? Wouldn't that include... clothing? ...a house? ...a newspaper? ...a toothpick? - Mrkamikaze, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10How much time did Lorena Bob-it get?
- jayt684, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7The crazy bitch should burn though.
- DJCult, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7DO NOT let the ***** burn!
- MasterChi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Yea exactly, i'd love to see a man go through "insanity" and cut off a woman's nipples and utterly destroy the vagina to the point where she can't reproduce anymore and see what the courts do. They would throw the man in jail for a lot longer since this is basically torture and so much more......oh wait our government accepts torture now i guess thats why they get off easy.
- silent, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"unrelated causes"... what a crock...
@berwiki & cl0r0x70 -
What they said... seriously. - cl0r0x70, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8If a girl did that to me, I might "die of unrelated causes too."
BTW, Is a murder/suicide on her release date an "unrelated cause?" - bloodmoney, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6If I could punch this woman in the face, I would.
- contradictator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6It burns me, but only when I pee.
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Sounds like sombebody listened to The Doors too much.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Ha good old fashioned Lohan hatin'.
- Blue_Eon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5So, a teacher who accidentally showed porn to kids gets 40 and this chick gets 4?
... - RogerStrong, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7The story is told of a legendary Canadian reporter for the old Toronto Telegram in the 1950s:
Before leaving the office for the Christmas party, he was given one last assignment - a write-up on a fellow named Oliver who had been castrated by his wife.
He submitted the story with the headline "You Should Have Seen Oliver Twist".
The editor approved the story, but ordered him to change the headline. "I don't care; just change it." The editor then left for the party.
Not long after, the reporter showed up. The editor happenned to ask him about the new title... and had to run back to the Telegram to have it stopped. The new headline: "She Decked the Halls with the Balls of Ollie". - mlw4428, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8If you beat your wife into submission it's like you're an *****. If a girl burns your penis it's "Girl Power!!!!!"
I hope she rots in hell and gets ass raped by a dildo wielding prison guard. - marklar69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"and is prohibited from owning guns or combustible materials for 10 years after being released."
I can think of lots of combustible materials in my house it would suck to live without. hmm lets see my house, its made of wood and im sure 98% of the stuff in it will burn to. - shaun1018, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Only four years for making wang flambe?
- VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"who else thinks she got off lightly?"
I know one guy who won't be getting off lightly. - metalhead3767, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Now thats manslaughter.
- rheaume, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"ONLY FOUR YEARS???! WHAT??!"
Yeah I thought the same thing until I realized it was up here in Canada, we tend to give murderers 10 years, rapists 5 years and ***** torching c*nts 4 years. Viva le Canada. - Fracture98, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6"ONLY FOUR YEARS???! WHAT??!"
One year per inch. - Sailboat37, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Next time on "The L Word..."
- whatyousay, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5pictures or it didn't ha...no just kidding, thats ***** gross
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Wow, crazy bitch
- shaitanx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Pics or it didnt happen!
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