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- ethanator1088, on 06/10/2009, -0/+60And that's why I use Digg. You just don't get that kind of headline on the news.
- bossm4n, on 06/11/2009, -0/+53Oh beer, is there anything you CAN'T do?
- spookyttws, on 06/11/2009, -1/+30To Alcohol- the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
- str1fe, on 06/11/2009, -0/+17Was the beer OK?
- Ferros2600, on 06/11/2009, -1/+17well she won't have any trouble finding a boyfriend now...There is just something soooo sexy about a woman knocking someone out with beer.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -1/+12"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin - Terasiel, on 06/11/2009, -0/+10I bet if you checked the label - it'd be solid blue; cause that she knocked his ass out COLD.
In other news, a mysterious robot was killed yesterday when it was crushed under an eighteen wheeler driven by who, eye-witnesses say, was the incredible Hulk. - reanimationlp08, on 06/11/2009, -0/+10Oh, just give it time.
- rpgguy1o1, on 06/11/2009, -0/+9you've never been to Canada, friend
- SystemicThought, on 06/11/2009, -3/+12Goddamn woman shook up a perfectly good beer!
- stewfy, on 06/11/2009, -0/+8this is why retards should not be able to own computers.
- SkippyBiffles, on 06/11/2009, -0/+8Man....he got hammered.
- scubachef11, on 06/11/2009, -0/+7I hope they survived.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -1/+8Miller Lite, under no circumstances or otherwise obscure criteria, classifies as "perfectly good beer".
sincerely
The Beer Snob - drummerguy520, on 06/11/2009, -1/+6Buried for poor spelling.
- 4rp4n3t, on 06/11/2009, -0/+5Oh Emo, why so angry?!
- sklassen, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4FTA: "Boom goes the dynamite. It's Miller Time."
I'd pay to hear Katie Couric say that. - inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4looks like someone needs an edication.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4I'm just throwing this out there. I'm guessing he took the wallet. I know it sounds farfetched given the situation, but i think it is an acceptable answer.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4 ... but not all whores are women.
- mrpunman, on 06/11/2009, -1/+5Win
- 4rp4n3t, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4ah, /now/ I understand. No one will sleep with you without being paid...Never mind Emo, it will happen eventually...
- mikeinto, on 06/11/2009, -0/+4This guy reminds me of Woody Allen in Take the Money and Run. Just a total loser at being a criminal.
- CrazyEddie041, on 06/11/2009, -0/+3Wow. Beer knocks me out all the time, but not like this...
- gqd2008, on 06/11/2009, -0/+3Alcohol abuse.
- xenotek, on 06/11/2009, -0/+3No kidding! I hate breaking beer bottles.
- CaptainSoviet, on 06/11/2009, -0/+3The thief did the woman a favour, cause that's all light beer is good for anyway.
- HavocXphere, on 06/11/2009, -0/+3In other news, police have replaced their service weapons with beer since 100% of all recent arrests have been made using beer bottles.
- Fabbyfubz, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2Travel faster than the speed of light.
- niches2, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2Ha Ha,
Now the thief will think twice about robbing any drunkards - DommoOrigato, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2I don't know Fabby, I'm pretty sure I've done some time traveling through the mysterious power of beer. Of course I can only go into the future...
- NuttyVirus, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2Now all she needs with her beer is some good fried chicken. Nothing like chicken and beer.
- agent0064life, on 06/11/2009, -1/+3And it turns out there wasn't enough money in the wallet to buy back all that beer she wasted.
- KingRocket, on 06/11/2009, -1/+3I'm not your guy, buddy!
- OafBoaster, on 06/11/2009, -1/+3We have good beer everywhere around here, but sometimes you just want a pitcher of Coors Light and a bucket of cheap wings. Don't be so pedantic about your beer. Enjoy whatever you drink. I bet you're a hoot when you're out with a crowd of people. "Oh no, I'll only drink Ommegang varieties, sorry."
- rinote, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2Some people can't handle their liquor. It went straight to his head.
- 8347, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Welcome to the Jerry Springer show!
- KingGorilla, on 06/11/2009, -0/+2You're just not drinking enough
- randomdude287, on 06/16/2009, -0/+1beer is the savior of the world.
- defektiv, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1What is it about the terms "tasty beer missile" that are causing my last two brain cells to stare curiously?
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Interesting similarities.. - mmittimm, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1I'm too lazy, someone find his mugshot so we can laugh at him.
- geauxtig3rs, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1I completely agree with you. I like getting *****-faced as much as the next guy, but I would rather get ***** faced with something that tastes a bit better than coagulated gnat piss.
- mmeiser, on 06/12/2009, -0/+1I don't care what the reason. Alchohol abuse is always wrong. Beer was made to be drunk, not thrown at criminals.
Can't we all just have a drink together. The world would be a better place. - doctressjulia, on 06/11/2009, -1/+2lol :P
- blasian, on 06/11/2009, -1/+2Damn. My record is only 10 feet 7 inches. Very nice.
- alesis1, on 06/11/2009, -1/+2I see a commercial in this woman's future!
- mhowl98, on 06/11/2009, -1/+2I'm not your buddy, friend!
- 4rp4n3t, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1Cast in order of appearance:
You still get to ***** the whore, which is rarely (not never, rarely) the case with one to whom you are paying alimony.
But your dick isn't behind my back.
[citation needed] - denizen42, on 06/11/2009, -0/+1I clicked the comments expecting to find this reply.
- subtrafusel, on 06/11/2009, -4/+5Miller, Bud, Pabst, Rolling Rock et al... all of that beer is garbage. It's bad enough that it's pilsener, but it isn't even real pilsener, it's garbage. Why do so many Americans continue to insist on drinking garbage beer. Honestly I think if Americans traveled more and stayed in other countries for a while and drank all sorts of REAL beer, when they went back to the states they'd begin buying their beer at import liquor stores. It's pretty sad that the only places you can get good beer in the states are considered 'fancy' and 'specialty' liquor stores whereas you can walk into any run of the mill bottle shop in Aus/Europe/wherever and buy what is considered fancy and special in the states.
(I'm American) -
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