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- ZandorMonkeyBoy, on 01/08/2008, -6/+838If my future wife said "The cake will be a life-sized model of ME!" she wouldn't be my future wife for very long. How very obnoxious.
- MiltonWaddams, on 01/08/2008, -19/+566Slice of vag please.
- interspective, on 01/08/2008, -6/+478"honey, does this cake make me look fat?"
- Sirocco, on 01/08/2008, -8/+328That's one fugly cake.
- ohiomama, on 01/08/2008, -9/+324"full sized" is right! seriously though, how very narcissistic.
- chrisinsocalif, on 01/08/2008, -7/+302This woman probably has an ego issue and probably controlling. I bet her husband is a pussy.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -6/+299Burried as inaccurate. If it were "Full Sized" the head would have been 10 times larger.
- cobracommander, on 01/08/2008, -10/+256I sure hope it's not vanilla flavored.
- fatlip, on 01/08/2008, -3/+246well at least he gets to stab her right away
- Lasereth, on 01/08/2008, -4/+236The sheer magnitude of possible jokes has overloaded my creativity.
- protogenxl, on 01/08/2008, -7/+228The Bride is a Lie
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -1/+191Look at her husband knifing her in picture 3. He's thinking, "Well, this won't be the last time."
- sjbdallas, on 01/08/2008, -1/+178Agreed. That kind of tells you what she's all about right there. He's going to regret this in a few months.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -4/+164That cake looks like my Oprah Winfrey blow up doll. Mmmm delicious.
- purzzzell, on 01/08/2008, -2/+154you're - so vain......you probabaly thing this cake was made to look like you...
oh wait... - getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -0/+138How incredibly tacky.
- fpsjake, on 01/08/2008, -0/+125That guy is so whipped.
- Glugory, on 01/08/2008, -7/+121HOLY ***** RACISM! LOL!
- navitatl, on 01/08/2008, -5/+113I guess I'm stuck with the butthole.
- smacksaw, on 01/08/2008, -1/+92No more plates, either. You have to take it in a cup.
- Godlike, on 01/08/2008, -4/+75Wow and just look at that dress... everything I have seen of this woman just screams "annoying bitch" like a tray of silverware falling forty stories through a ventilation system. That poor bastard groom!
- petervenkman, on 01/08/2008, -0/+67Why is she shinier than the cake?
- KMye, on 01/08/2008, -6/+71Did that sound somehow clever or not incredibly offensive when you said it in your head?
- turbopro, on 01/08/2008, -0/+62How full of yourself can one be?
- chingy1788, on 01/08/2008, -1/+60well thats gone, ill take the left breast
- wallyf, on 01/08/2008, -3/+61not sure which one is more hideous
- mushmouth26, on 01/08/2008, -1/+53If I was the husband I would of had a photo taken of me stabbing the cake. With a psycho grin.
- feshmania, on 01/08/2008, -2/+51the frosting is so whipped
- duke, on 01/08/2008, -1/+48He should try it and see if it feels like hot apple pie.
- scrappyvintage, on 01/08/2008, -1/+47"No dear, you've always looked fat."
- smacksaw, on 01/08/2008, -7/+53I love chocolate cake with white frosting.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -4/+48This is funny but actually really sad. What a sorry joke marriage has become more about the wedding than the marriage. Women are getting so fat-headed these days. They fret over the tiny details wanting "their day" to be perfect forgetting that marriage is for life not for one day. I wonder how she would have reacted if he wanted the cake to be of Himself instead of her. Poor bastard probably deserves it though, if your fiance acts like this before the wedding, imagine how bad shes gonna be 3 years later after she hates the sight of him.
- Lasereth, on 01/08/2008, -3/+46Everybody was thinking it, he said it
- IceSabre, on 01/08/2008, -0/+42Isn't this the bride telling everyone to "EAT ME!"?
- Eldorian, on 01/08/2008, -2/+42did she make him take the cake on the carriage ride too? WTF?
- gavroche, on 01/08/2008, -3/+41I ate you
- myt29, on 01/08/2008, -1/+36"No dear, the cake is a lie."
- aphexcoil, on 01/08/2008, -6/+41You can't have your cake and ea ... oh screw it.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -7/+41This guy can actually have his cake, and eat her too.
- cawpin, on 01/08/2008, -3/+37Agreed, Nitesmoke. I consider my self a very lucky man for finding the woman I did. She knew that our wedding wasn't going to go off without a hitch, they never do, and she didn't worry about it. I think that's the key. If you worry about every little detail you're going to forget something. The biggest thing that happened at our wedding was one of my groomsmen, whom I didn't make wear tuxes, lost his tie...on the way to the wedding...in my car. We still don't know where it went. No big deal, groomsmen wear the ushers ties, ushers don't wear ties. the ushers were very happy about this. the key to a good wedding is to have the people you care about most there with you if you can, close friends and family. Oh yeah, and smores. We had smores at our reception, outside with campfires.
- badwithcomputer, on 01/08/2008, -3/+37that looks like it was done with intentions of good taste
- feshmania, on 01/08/2008, -0/+34Soylent green is made to look like people
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -14/+46his wife is gonna make him his bitch. Poor black guy she's not even worth it. She's prolly the kinda woman that'll be 300lb a year after you marry her and she'll make you buy chicken wings for her every friday.
- inactive, on 01/08/2008, -1/+33is it me, or is the cake better looking than the actual bride?
- calon9, on 01/08/2008, -1/+31In related news, her twin sister mysteriously disappeared on her wedding day, never to be seen again.
- ElbertF, on 01/08/2008, -1/+31I'm not which of the two I would put my knife in first.
- darvian, on 01/08/2008, -1/+30Would have been better if it was red velvet cake inside.
- fatlip, on 01/08/2008, -3/+32no... and your use of an internet meme sucks
gtfo --> - feshmania, on 01/08/2008, -1/+27she doesn't have enough flour in her?
- mildgreenfairy, on 01/08/2008, -11/+37Really? You'd marry her that quickly?
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