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- SirBryce, on 03/18/2008, -19/+432BOOM HEADSHOT
- inactive, on 03/18/2008, -11/+370why couldn't this have happened on a Virgin flight?
- utjimbo2010, on 03/18/2008, -14/+310He's now a member of the Mile High Rub.
- PeterDLai, on 03/18/2008, -10/+294What's 'mastuburbating'?
- anchora, on 03/18/2008, -6/+220I'd certainly want someone to pay for that (if it happened to me) but I don't think the airline was at fault here. She should sue the disgusting creep that did it to her.
And also, uguuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - mrbiddle, on 03/18/2008, -2/+214"Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair . . ."
Semen Specialists flying coach? - doctordbx, on 03/18/2008, -3/+192Bet she's glad she doesn't sleep with her mouth open.
- indianstallion, on 03/18/2008, -5/+190I guess she didn't see it coming.
- jmpeagle, on 03/18/2008, -6/+182she should sue the oil companies for providing the fuel that made this all happen
- r3zonance, on 03/18/2008, -7/+151Shouldn't this be in the "Beat off" category, as opposed to "offbeat"?
- arcva, on 03/18/2008, -5/+145I'm sure he'll get off in the end.
- jdmcadam, on 03/18/2008, -1/+136But... why was he still masturbating if he already blasted her hair?
- TheRealDB, on 03/18/2008, -34/+157pics or it didnt happen
- Llanowar, on 03/18/2008, -1/+121They were taking turns, he was the second person. If she hadn't wake up the whole plane would have jizzed in her hair.
- stepfresh, on 03/18/2008, -2/+121the baiting of mastuburs - best way to catch them.
- SpicyViper, on 03/18/2008, -25/+142I don't even think this story is funny. I feel really bad for the woman.
- mtdaugherty, on 03/18/2008, -14/+110C'mon...who hasn't?
- Ghostalker, on 03/18/2008, -4/+98What.... the..... *****....
- 0ceanic, on 03/18/2008, -3/+94nevertheless, it still is a sticky situation.
- Murrabbit, on 03/18/2008, -20/+97I think we'd need to see a picture of this woman before we can pass judgment - I mean if she's totally fap-worthy than is there anything the Airline could have done? It was bound to happen eventually.
- r3zonance, on 03/18/2008, -3/+75Yeah, but the airline has more money. Why go after the actual person at fault when there is a guaranteed money trail leading elsewhere?
- rz8472, on 03/18/2008, -3/+75On a China Eastern flight once I saw a mom who had her baby urinate into the aisles. No one seemed to care.
- kbir007, on 03/18/2008, -14/+84Yeah, but was she hot?
- skyzophrenyk, on 03/18/2008, -10/+73She is smarter to sue the airline, as they will likely settle out of court with her just to kill the story, and probably have something in the agreement stating that she cant file suit against the guy (again, to keep this out of the news as much as possible).
Believe me, i'm sure they're glad she's suing them and not suing him, because he'd probably fight it and their reputation would be dragged through the mud in the process as the story would likely continually be reported as it made its way through the court system. Just thinking about it from the point of view of the company. - mgrest, on 03/18/2008, -0/+55Just sue the Wright Brothers. They have a lot to answer for...
- BananaGrabber, on 03/18/2008, -0/+54You'd think the people around them would have said something and woken her up at least.
- imapluralist, on 03/18/2008, -9/+61Hey buddy, mile high club...you're doing it wrong!
- KingGorilla, on 03/18/2008, -11/+63a passenger who moved into the seat next to hers while she was sleeping, then "masturbated to her"
Personally I'd take it as a compliment - nunofgs, on 03/18/2008, -1/+53No. We want to see what the woman looks like.
- inactive, on 03/18/2008, -12/+63it wouldn't be funny if it happened to a woman that is close to you.
'cos the guy might overshoot it. - jalfor, on 03/18/2008, -14/+62Jeez...some women will complain about everything
- LordSeth, on 03/18/2008, -6/+52Well did he cum or what?
Go Mallrats - lucutus, on 03/18/2008, -3/+47"Cum fly with us"
- SpicyViper, on 03/18/2008, -2/+44I'm not a semen specialist but I imagine I'd be able to verify its presence in a woman's hair.
- thailand1972, on 03/18/2008, -7/+49If I had seamen in my hair, I'd tell them to get off my head.
- xeyne, on 03/18/2008, -0/+42and the porno and film industry for giving him idea's
- czeman, on 03/18/2008, -1/+40Cuz he missed her eye.
- Zeigy, on 03/18/2008, -0/+36As a semen specialist the passenger would have needed to do a side-by-side comparison with another sample from a confirmed source.
- sdub86, on 03/18/2008, -1/+37HAHA! I didn't notice until I read your comment. Say that word out loud and not laugh. You can't do it.
- SpicyViper, on 03/18/2008, -0/+34I use a mastur-ball.
- astrotrain, on 03/18/2008, -0/+30Specialist: "Do you use hair gel?"
Woman: "No..."
Specialist: "Then thats semen in your hair.... here is my bill" - xadious, on 03/18/2008, -0/+27Wonder whether they verified it thoroughly...
- punzor, on 03/18/2008, -0/+27She must have been... "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair"
How long was the flight? - Brad324, on 03/18/2008, -7/+33you want to see pics of some deranged perverted man jerking it off?
- thallenthur, on 03/18/2008, -6/+30Finally, we know what caused the crash of Oceanic Flight 815.
- truspect0r, on 03/18/2008, -1/+25Whoosh!
- hoodedrobin, on 03/18/2008, -6/+29Ma$turb@tor IS DOMINATING!
- AnotherBrian, on 03/18/2008, -9/+32No suing the airline makes her a greedy bitch.
Unless the flight attendants where standing around watching this happen AA has nothing to do with it. And even then, her compliant would be just against the flight attendants unless she could show that the company has a policy of encouraging people to whack off on other passengers. Are they supposed to be regularly going up and down the isles confirming passengers are in there assigned seats? And what if he was supposed to be sitting next to her?
AA settling with her would open them up to a lot more liability for incidents like this in the future. I think they can come out looking good by publicly banning this ***** from their fights for life, and promising the same to anyone else that does this. - homanh, on 03/18/2008, -6/+29rofl I can't imagine why this is dugg down, because the first thing that came to my mind was what the chick looked like. At least it went from -11 to -9 when i dugg you so we're starting to reverse it..
- xeyne, on 03/18/2008, -1/+22and if you weren't you'd see the typo
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