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- JrGhoull, on 10/11/2007, -7/+194and on her honey moon, she can go ***** herself!
- qwerty1024, on 10/11/2007, -2/+130Actually getting a boyfriend wouldnt be cheating, it would be a threesome. Masturbation being marital intercourses
- toolegittoquit, on 10/11/2007, -1/+108Do you, take yourself to be your lawfully wedded wife?
And do you, take yourself to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I now pronounce you, Insane. You may make out with the back of your hand now. - silverchrysalis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+101"I had me at 'hello'..."
- jezkah, on 10/11/2007, -1/+91So if Mrs. Hoes gets a boyfriend, she'll technically be cheating. What a felicitous name.
- victorycig, on 10/11/2007, -6/+85That entry was posted on my birthday... three years ago.
- ronaldinho, on 10/11/2007, -8/+59This woman is lame, I don't need to marry myself to treat myself well. Apparently this is an attention-seeking whore.....well she is a "Hoes"
- androo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+50do you think she waited?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+50I do, and so do I.
- kkeith02, on 10/11/2007, -4/+48I wonder if she'd get the same tax benefits as a married couple? My left hand has always been proposing to me... I thought it was just the sex.
- Supertrout, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39I bet she will get real bitchy to herself once a month...sweet revenge for the male race.
- AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -4/+31She's been married to herself for 3 years now.
April 09, 2004.. time to find newer news stories to submit to digg. - tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -2/+27I don't like people making fun of schizophrenia and I don't either.
- fantasticFlan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+27All assets will be divided equitably among herself.
- 1jaxstate1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24Nice way to get a tax break. Now I hope she actually finds a guy who loves her, and has to go through a long bitter divorce to be with him.
- JimV, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24Someone ought to let her know that if you marry yourself, you're still single!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+23I bet if we saw a picture we'd know exactly why she married herself.
- Otto, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21Oooooold.... Happened in 2003. And it wasn't "official" or "legal" or anything of the sort. It was an art thing.
http://www.haltabuse.org/news/030217.shtml
A Dutch artist is to marry herself to show people how much she loves the different sides of her character.
Jennifer Hoes, 29, has ordered a complete wedding party, wedding dress and marriage certificate.
She told Haarlem's Dagblad newspaper: "I want to celebrate with others how much I'm in love with myself."
She says she regards the wedding as a reward for her years of struggle between the emotional and business sides of her character.
Ms Hoes said: "Finally I managed to unite these conflicting parts of my character, and I find it most logical that it results in a wedding."
An alderman of the city of Haarlem has agreed to act as registrar, although the wedding will not be registered officially in the books.
Ms Hoes said she doesn't rule out a more conventional wedding at some stage in the future.
"But I will never divorce myself. I don¹t want to become emotionally dependent from another for not being in balance with myself. This marriage is really for better or for worse," she added.
Story filed: 08:23 Friday 14th February 2003 - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+22I aint seen it, so it be news to me!
- silverchrysalis, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21wonder what the pre-nup looked like
- zKman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+19"I now pronounce you hand and wife..."
- geometry, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18Is this considered incest?
- Rabid_Llama, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16Well, if you're going to nitpick, the term for "multiple personality disorder" is technically "Dissociative Identity Disorder" in the DSM-IV
- darrin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16If only folks knew what schizophrenia really was. *sigh*
If this woman wanted to marry an imaginary friend...someone only she could see...*that's* schizophrenia. What you're referring to is multiple personality disorder. Two different things in the DSM-IV.
/nit-pickin' - ChronicColonic, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13I now pronounce you hand and wife...
- FearlessFreep, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I - PotoinMan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13maybe she's schizophrenic!
- Fritzel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Dugg up to counter
- Error601, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8What do they mean by "legal"? Would they have come crashing through the door and arrested her if she had the same ceremony before?
- GMorgan, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Well you can't get closer family than yourself.
- orxor, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Happy birthday!
- xike, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6http://zipser.nl/category/ceramics/
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Seriously, a nipple montage? WTF is wrong with this woman????
- Poene, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Isn't this Auto-gamy?
- markdr123, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7In other news, 500% rise in marriages in the Deep South!
...Sorry. - Rabid_Llama, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6I can't tell if you're serious or not, but I imagine being married carries tax breaks in the Netherlands just like it does here.
- hmmmok, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Is this like when Cartman's mother was really his father?
- hoodedpaladin, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7Her name Isobel.
- whiledo, on 03/25/2009, -2/+6About time she stopped living in sin.
- TheAkolyte, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Maybe if she closed that fat mouth of hers.
- AIias, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5evidently....lol - i'd marry myself out of spite if i could! Though if the right girl came along, i'd divorce myself in a heart beat :))
- audiowizard, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I suppose there are no laws against useless action while starving for attention....
- uu2b, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Better Song: "When I think about you, I touch myself"
- akatherder, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3So can I marry a sheep now or what?
- mandarin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Try traveling. You'll meet lots of people who will marry you.
- SuperDelen, on 10/11/2007, -3/+6This would be funny, except had you RTFA you would realize the same basic joke had already been used.
- Druox, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Don't she know you can't turn Hoes into housewives?
- jellygraph, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3this is plain stupid... why on earth would the definition of marriage allow someone to marry themself...? moronic
- beatbox32, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3What good is marrying yourself? Now you can't use your significant other as an excuse for things you really don't want to do, but don't want to take responsibility for. Well, I guess that's what tequila is for...
- heynoop, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3hot.
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